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Re: [TC]Granny vs randypants
« Reply #30 on: May 23, 2006, 11:10:07 AM »
you seem to be confused :]

i raped u 7- -1 as everyone knows... the fact im not giving u the chance to hack me 1on1 doesnt mean i think your gonna win, it means why risk it vs a cheater when i can just laugh at u for getting owned and see how mad u are for not getting a rematch  :evilking:
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That -1 was intentional suicide before i gave up. to bad u wouldnt rematch.

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Re: [TC]Granny vs randypants
« Reply #31 on: May 23, 2006, 11:29:41 AM »
the fact im not giving u the chance to hack me 1on1 doesnt mean i think your gonna win

HINT: YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYBODY

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Re: [TC]Granny vs randypants
« Reply #32 on: May 23, 2006, 07:07:43 PM »
even cheaters dont get 7- -1 on me so naym is owned, i dun care how many of u losers takes his side lol im expecting it  :afro:
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That -1 was intentional suicide before i gave up. to bad u wouldnt rematch.

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Re: [TC]Granny vs randypants
« Reply #33 on: May 23, 2006, 07:43:25 PM »
Granny, you are so pathetic. You obviously think that naym is better otherwise you wouldn't relish over the only win you've ever had over him in every single post. He is MUCH better than you, if you want to prove us wrong, then stop being a pussy and play him.

haunted's prediction: Granny will not play naym but will continue to talk shit.
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Re: [TC]Granny vs randypants
« Reply #34 on: May 23, 2006, 08:50:38 PM »
This is getting boring.
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Re: [TC]Granny vs randypants
« Reply #35 on: May 23, 2006, 11:52:46 PM »
thats what happens when you try to go post for post with granny for a month
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Re: [TC]Granny vs randypants
« Reply #36 on: May 24, 2006, 12:18:05 AM »
At this point I think I could ban Granny from the forums and replace him with a fairly short smack talk script.

Code: [Select]
if afraid to play opponent:
    if have old demo beating opponent:
        mention demo

    if opponent in North America:
        claim opponent hax

    if opponent in Europe:
        request opponent contact top euro players for match to be played only on tastyspleen NA servers

else if not afraid to play opponent:
    call opponent random nub

if any opponent proposes map other than q2dm1:
    reject

random 92% chance:
    mention dinsum
else random 8% chance:
    mention canada
else random 2% chance:
    mention penis

if opponent mentions demo beating granny:
    random 80% chance:
        claim opponent hax
    else:
        claim not really trying

goto top

Think anyone would notice?  :evilgrin:

« Last Edit: May 24, 2006, 12:27:28 AM by console »
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Re: [TC]Granny vs randypants
« Reply #37 on: May 24, 2006, 01:36:23 AM »
LOLOLOLOLOL  :lolsign: :lolsign: :lolsign: :lolsign: LOLOLOLOLOL

I really don't have a big problem with Granny, but that was hilarious Console =)
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Re: [TC]Granny vs randypants
« Reply #38 on: May 24, 2006, 04:04:53 AM »
if naym owns me how come he dont got any demos of it?  :afro:

looks like i win as usual  :evilking:
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That -1 was intentional suicide before i gave up. to bad u wouldnt rematch.

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Re: [TC]Granny vs randypants
« Reply #39 on: May 24, 2006, 05:00:14 AM »
well done console, just add something like "mention i have a girlfriend" and of course that its all due to him rockin the K-fed look. haha
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Re: [TC]Granny vs randypants
« Reply #40 on: May 24, 2006, 09:38:40 AM »
« Last Edit: May 24, 2006, 09:42:27 AM by {SX}Om3ga.S »
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Re: [TC]Granny vs randypants
« Reply #41 on: May 24, 2006, 10:04:36 AM »
ROFL, that was great console.  :lolsign:
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« Reply #42 on: May 24, 2006, 10:06:19 AM »
yes it was, the best post in this thread by far.  :yessign:
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« Reply #43 on: May 24, 2006, 11:33:05 AM »
old demo eh console? do some research b4 your random posts, the demo is like 2-3 months old.. good job kiddo (sigh) go back to sucking nayms nuts  :please:
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That -1 was intentional suicide before i gave up. to bad u wouldnt rematch.

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Re: [TC]Granny vs randypants
« Reply #44 on: May 24, 2006, 12:11:01 PM »
old demo eh console? do some research b4 your random posts, the demo is like 2-3 months old

Yes... we've been reading about that demo in hundreds of forum posts since March.  Hooray!  Don't you think it's old news by now?  That demo is clearly one of the load bearing walls supporting the creaking tower of self importance constructed by your ego.  Let's hear some more about it!

Your AI seems to be stuck in a loop.  Hint: Tony Montana's rule #2: Don't get high on your own supply.


Regards,

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