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1vs1 - Krez NADE CLOWNS kyuSs - q2dm1
« on: May 12, 2006, 08:46:50 PM »
1v1 on dm1, I only use hand grenades or a grenade launcher and he uses all guns.  I even do more damage than he does.  Sad.  Btw -  i hit him with 3 grenades in a row for the first kill of the match
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Re: Krez NADE CLOWNS kyuSs
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2006, 08:53:11 PM »
phinish it off with one of
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Re: Krez NADE CLOWNS kyuSs
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2006, 09:12:47 PM »
if i'm not mistaking, today was kyuss's first day back to quake2 in a couple of years. heh
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Re: Krez NADE CLOWNS kyuSs
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2006, 09:46:30 PM »
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I think randy said it best "rofl@owned"

This demo belongs in a Lunesta ad, a real yawner here. Watching Krez clumsily navigate the most travelled map in q2 existence with his shell on his back only adds weight to my eyelids. It seems fairly obvious that Krez' attempt to cover Granny's one-hit wonder "Nade Clownage" will never break the Top 40. I believe the criteria I set forth here> http://tastyspleen.net/quake/forums/index.php?topic=2790.0 about what constitutes "nade clownage" seem pretty reasonable. Part of the dominance involves overpowering the opponent with all weaps until that point of weakness, when you can pull out the GL and go offensive.

In this demo coheed simply runs into a few pills out of countless lobs while chasing in the most cramped areas of the map. The other glaring, obvious fact is that kyUss is a much more talented player than Krez, completely undercutting the demo's effect. It's almost like telling a joke that only makes you laugh...and no one else ever will.

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Re: Krez NADE CLOWNS kyuSs
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2006, 11:06:21 PM »
yeah kyuss owns, hopefully it was acutlally him he's  fun as shit to play with ah
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Re: Krez NADE CLOWNS kyuSs
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2006, 08:18:46 AM »
Lol granny, thats why I nade clowned you as seen in the other thread.  But from now on I will beat people only using a regular shotgun, as said in my first ever q2 rap 'just drop me a shotgun im huntin for fags'.

And gyn thats funny, kyuss was never even in my league skill wise.  He had a decent rail, but he admitted to wallhacking as seen here http://members.tripod.com/deepwaterknight/kyussowned.txt  .  Im ranked #7 on the nadml site and I finished way above him on the last nadml player rankings, so I dont know where you get off thinking hes better than me.  BTW yes it was his first game of q2 in a year, but he wasnt that rusty, his chain was dead on.  Theres no excuse for getting hustled the way he did with grenades only.
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Re: Krez NADE CLOWNS kyuSs
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2006, 10:21:47 AM »
Rofl,  ok i cant nade clown nino, but i did nade clown YOU, as seen in the demo on the other thread.  Why arent you playing in nadml granny?  Too scared you'd get ownt no doubt.
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Re: Krez NADE CLOWNS kyuSs
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2006, 11:05:59 AM »
Let me get this straight...
Tranny was caught cheating?
Can you say rofl?
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Re: Krez NADE CLOWNS kyuSs
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2006, 03:39:46 PM »
granny you're not even talented enough to shave let alone own ace. Accept your destiny and start mowing lawns.
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« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2006, 05:27:40 PM »
granny you're not even talented enough to shave let alone own ace.

Oh, I'm sure he is.
After all, he does shave his legs.
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« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2006, 02:42:20 AM »
haha shave?? he uses the finest brazillian wax.
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« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2006, 09:34:06 AM »
Why is it sad?
That's what lovers do, right?
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« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2006, 12:05:45 PM »
aren't you the one who says din in every post and would practically take an e-bullet for him?
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« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2006, 01:24:25 PM »
Considering the pictures I've seen of krez and you Granny I would put him up for 'crushing your skull' (as he would say) any day of the week.
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« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2006, 05:07:17 PM »
A twig?
No, no, he's more like a stump.
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