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« on: March 27, 2006, 09:14:13 PM »
Do not defy me mortals. Remember I can choose your fate. I can choose when it occurs. I control it.

Now discuss oil, etc. for no reason at all.  I'll happily watch you as I take 5 years off of how long you are supposed to live.  If you don't even have five years left, don't expect to live much longer.
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Re: Jesus 2
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2006, 09:49:52 PM »
Remember I can choose your fate. I can choose when it occurs. I control it.

Yes, that's very impressive.  You're not related to Kobra by any chance?  (Other than having the same IP, I mean.)  There seems to be a family resemblance.

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Re: Jesus 2
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2006, 10:33:13 PM »
Go to www.ytmnd.com and search jesus, lol like 99999 results
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Re: Jesus 2
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2006, 12:03:07 AM »

D'Oh  !

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Re: Jesus 2
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2006, 02:58:17 AM »
No reason at all?  The first and last dominoe to fall may have time and distance between them,
but each of their reactions came about from one action.
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Re: Jesus 2
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2006, 07:11:52 AM »
Remember I can choose your fate. I can choose when it occurs. I control it.

Yes, that's very impressive.
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Re: Jesus 2
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2006, 08:36:53 AM »
Remember I can choose your fate. I can choose when it occurs. I control it.

Yes, that's very impressive. You're not related to Kobra by any chance? (Other than having the same IP, I mean.) There seems to be a family resemblance.

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hahahahah :D
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Re: Jesus 2
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2006, 09:53:51 AM »
Note, I think this is really Kobra's brother's account. . . . It could be the whole family has a fascination with the idea they can "make" other people post.





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Re: Jesus 2
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2006, 05:11:50 PM »
Well the E-pool has not been getting much action lately, maybe it needs another member?????     :evilgrin:
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Re: Jesus 2
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2006, 05:36:28 PM »
How can you just leave me standing
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« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2006, 05:37:05 PM »
alone in a world that's so cold?
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« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2006, 05:37:45 PM »
maybe I'm just too demanding,
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« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2006, 05:38:40 PM »
Maybe I'm just like my Father, too BOLD!
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Re: Jesus 2
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2006, 05:39:22 PM »
Maybe I'm just like my Mother...
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« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2006, 05:39:56 PM »
She was never satisfied!
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