Hell's radio station

[|iR|Focalor]

You're listening to K.I.L.L., 66.6 on your sub-FM dial! "Kill me now!"

Okay, so you've just died in a horrible gruesome industrial rotating drum cheese grater accident (try to picture that) and Satan heard about that time you pushed little Billy the retarded kid down the stairs in 2nd grade, and he's so impressed by your cold and callous nature that he's decided to make you programming director for the radio station in Hell. What do you play to enhance the suffering and groans of those doomed to eternal damnation?

Go.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqGWOxu_H4I


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMhUt5Y7fNc

[Sgt. Dick]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ix9wpslKwBE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX20kcp7j5c

[|iR|Focalor]

rick astley

I was actually IN your Hell the other week. Was sitting in a Waffle House and this annoying 9 or 10 year old girl sitting right behind me kept playing the rickroll song over and over and over on the god damn juke box. And the while it was playing, she had a phone or a tablet or some shit and was watching videos on that with the volume at full blast, and the damn video had some kid screeching in it so loud that I thought my ears were gonna bleed.

I've chilled a good bit since I've gotten closer to 40, but to endure that kinda thing day in and day out non stop... how do you people with kids find the strength to NOT snap and kill them?

[Sgt. Dick]

Don't loose all your patience, you will need some of it again when grandkids arrive 

[|iR|Focalor]

I never thought Marilyn Manson was all that great. Some of my friends in high school were really into him, and I kinda liked him a little, but I never called myself a "fan" at all. It was always very obvious to me that he had very little... but closer to NO... musical talent at all. He can't sing. He can't write or play music that's very interesting in my opinion. He's always been kinda like KISS, where his image and theatrics make far more impact than his music itself. Although, I actually really like a few KISS songs (Hard Luck Woman maybe my favorite), so maybe it's not fair to compare KISS to a shithead like Marilyn Manson.

How does one do this though? A fucking 2-man unplugged acoustic version of "Sweet Dreams".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gooI9E4KY4Q

That is the pinnacle of personal lameness. How do you sit there in that ridiculous fucking makeup screech-singing that bullshit with a straight face and not immediately go to your dressing room afterwards and blow your brains out for being such an enormously full-of-yourself douchebag?

Or perhaps you go to your dressing room and count all the money knowing how fucking terrible you are, and instead, you wonder why each and every member of the audience doesn't go home and kill themselves for thinking that was worth applauding for.

[|iR|Focalor]

Not the worst thing I've ever heard. But his clothes... He looks like fuckin' Cowboy Curtis from Peewees Playhouse.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aobIboK_z34

Was looking for a video of ZZTop doing Just Got Paid... this is NOT what I had in mind.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl1mQASHc48

[|iR|Focalor]

This kinda shit is sort of why the metal genre doesn't really appeal to me anymore.

Baby Metal? Fuck you metal. Is this payback for Nagasaki or something? What the fuck did anyone do to deserve this shit?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_yATzyi-3g

[|iR|Focalor]

Sometimes at night I'll turn on the 70's Vevo channel on the PlutoTV app (music videos of songs from the 70's... although sometimes it seems like they sneak in some early 80's shit too). Saw this one on there a week or so ago when I got up in the middle of the night for a piss. It's awkward awfulness was spellbinding. I had to stop and stare at it like a car accident. The choreographed kicks, the awful off-key singing, the masterful microphone hand-toss trick he does during the chorus, and... MY GOD, THOSE MAGNIFICENT HAIRDO'S!

better version - won't embed here, must watch on YouTube 

The Lords - Poor Boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj3BbyXNBlw

[|iR|Focalor]

In hell, these pants are back in style for all of eternity. And you shoot the Bay City Rollers over and over again, but they just keep getting back up and playing this song.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BKKaKT_dtM

[QwazyWabbit]

They are late to the party. The girls were there on Friday. We we we so excited!


https://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0?si=Qdr3QHdGjvzV83_a

[|iR|Focalor]

(Rebecca Black - Friday)

These days, she's doing her level best to look like Jane, Jesse's dead junkie girlfriend from Breaking Bad.

[QwazyWabbit]

I wouldn't kick her out. Too young for me but hey, I'd die with my nose in it.