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|iR|Focalor
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December 22, 2019, 11:50:02 AM »
Mmkay...
1. A giant U-shaped Kielbasa sausage. The ones you always see at the grocery store but probably never buy.
2. Some Astroglide. NOT the KY jelly, ONLY the Astroglide brand... because the name is "ASSSSSTRO-GLIDE".
3. Wine in a box with a spout. The biggest fuckin' most ridiculously massive box of the most redneck brand they got.
OR...
Substitute that for an entire case of Boones Farm.
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haunted
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I am hollywood.
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December 22, 2019, 02:15:04 PM »
Preparation-H, the weirdest/freakiest sex lubricant they have, and a romance novel.
You really need 4 things because a cucumber would round those out nicely.
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Sgt. Dick
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December 22, 2019, 06:39:13 PM »
I am going with.
1. a Enema
2. One of those large Pepperoni sticks
3. Astroglide
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|iR|Focalor
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December 23, 2019, 06:03:36 AM »
The "Richard Gere"...
1. A gerbil from the pet dept.
2. extra large condoms
3. A giant box of over-the-counter sleep aids
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Sgt. Dick
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1. Lace panties
2. Condoms
3. Go-Pro Camera
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|iR|Focalor
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December 23, 2019, 06:05:31 PM »
Quote from: Sgt. Dick on December 23, 2019, 05:59:16 PM
1. Lace panties
2. Condoms
3. Go-Pro Camera
The "Spawngirl"...
1. Extra strength laxatives
2. Condoms
3. Go-Pro Camera
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I would send 2 women to grab:
1 large margarita glass
A box of laxatives
And a spoon
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|iR|Focalor
April 24, 2024, 10:55:53 AM
omlette du fromage?
Admin
April 24, 2024, 07:08:22 AM
fin.
|iR|Focalor
April 22, 2024, 04:27:07 PM
Now it's over. Because I say it's over.
|iR|Focalor
April 22, 2024, 12:39:29 PM
It's over when I say it's over.
|iR|Focalor
April 22, 2024, 11:34:16 AM
Costigan needs a tampon.
Costigan_Q2
April 22, 2024, 02:53:12 AM
This interaction is over.
Costigan_Q2
April 22, 2024, 02:51:20 AM
Will someone please muzzle and leash that barking dog? it's projections and delusions and now endless babbling are comically pitiable, just treat it like you would Beaver - that's what it deserves.
Costigan_Q2
April 22, 2024, 02:50:50 AM
Quake 2 needs a public square.
This is not a debate.
|iR|Focalor
April 21, 2024, 05:36:24 PM
If you were attached to reality, you'd realize that.
Quake 2 needs a private bathroom.
|iR|Focalor
April 21, 2024, 05:34:35 PM
I've never doxed anyone like he did or sent them 1000's of annoying whiny angry messages in all caps like you.
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