Author Topic: Last meal  (Read 2265 times)

Offline haunted

  • Inexorably Palaverous Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 8285
  • I am hollywood.
    • View Profile
  • Rated:
Last meal
« on: November 09, 2017, 05:20:47 PM »
If I was on death row and had a last meal request it'd go something like this.

Fried oysters
Fried monkfish chunks
Fresh yellowfin tuna raw or barely seared
Fresh seafood in general
Leg of lamb cooked over a rotisserie
Skirt steak flash seared medium rare

I'd be happy with even 2 of those.
  • Insightful
    Informative
    Funny
    Nice Job / Good Work
    Rock On
    Flawless Logic
    Well-Reasoned Argument and/or Conclusion
    Demonstrates Exceptional Knowlege of the Game
    Appears Not to Comprehend Game Fundamentals
    Frag of the Week
    Frag Hall of Fame
    Jump of the Week
    Jump Hall of Fame
    Best Solution
    Wins The Internet
    Whoosh! You done missed the joke thar Cletus!
    Obvious Troll Is Obvious
    DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
    DEMO OR STFU
    Offtopic
    Flamebait
    Redundant
    Factually Challenged
    Preposterously Irrational Arguments
    Blindingly Obvious Logical Fallacies
    Absurd Misconstrual of Scientific Principles or Evidence
    Amazing Conspiracy Theory Bro
    Racist Ignoramus

Offline |iR|Focalor

  • Irrepressibly Profuse Member
  • *
  • Posts: 13539
  • OFFO
    • View Profile
    • Focalor's Lair @ Tastyspleen.net
  • Rated:
Re: Last meal
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2017, 12:00:29 AM »
A 16" mediterrainian pizza from the Athens Pizza on Clairmont Rd in Decatur GA. Not even joking, it's THE best pizza in the entire fucking world. If anyone is ever in the East Atlanta area at any point, go there. Been going there 25 years or more. Theres several "Athens" pizza joints around the metro ATL area, but the one in Decatur off Clairmont is the REAL one, the others are fakes. Would I rather have a blowjob or Athens pizza? I'll take the pizza, not kidding.

Only on Thursdays (I think), they have lamb shank. Fuck my eyeballs its incredible. They only serve it one night a week though.

The greek lasagna is pretty good, but its kinda small. They oven bake it in crock bowl and as soon as it leaves the oven they plot it on your table while its a mere 2 degrees cooler than the surface of the sun. And it blisters the shit outta your mouth, but you cant stop eating it. 

Athens Pizza, 1341 Clairmont Rd, Decatur GA
  • Insightful
    Informative
    Funny
    Nice Job / Good Work
    Rock On
    Flawless Logic
    Well-Reasoned Argument and/or Conclusion
    Demonstrates Exceptional Knowlege of the Game
    Appears Not to Comprehend Game Fundamentals
    Frag of the Week
    Frag Hall of Fame
    Jump of the Week
    Jump Hall of Fame
    Best Solution
    Wins The Internet
    Whoosh! You done missed the joke thar Cletus!
    Obvious Troll Is Obvious
    DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
    DEMO OR STFU
    Offtopic
    Flamebait
    Redundant
    Factually Challenged
    Preposterously Irrational Arguments
    Blindingly Obvious Logical Fallacies
    Absurd Misconstrual of Scientific Principles or Evidence
    Amazing Conspiracy Theory Bro
    Racist Ignoramus

Offline Sgt. Dick

  • Brobdingnagian Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 4805
    • View Profile
  • Rated:
Re: Last meal
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2017, 05:46:58 AM »
Brisket from bubbalou's bodacious bbq.
They have disappointed me a couple of times, when I say disappoint it is still good.
When its right, there ain't nothing better.  :bananaw00t:
  • Insightful
    Informative
    Funny
    Nice Job / Good Work
    Rock On
    Flawless Logic
    Well-Reasoned Argument and/or Conclusion
    Demonstrates Exceptional Knowlege of the Game
    Appears Not to Comprehend Game Fundamentals
    Frag of the Week
    Frag Hall of Fame
    Jump of the Week
    Jump Hall of Fame
    Best Solution
    Wins The Internet
    Whoosh! You done missed the joke thar Cletus!
    Obvious Troll Is Obvious
    DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
    DEMO OR STFU
    Offtopic
    Flamebait
    Redundant
    Factually Challenged
    Preposterously Irrational Arguments
    Blindingly Obvious Logical Fallacies
    Absurd Misconstrual of Scientific Principles or Evidence
    Amazing Conspiracy Theory Bro
    Racist Ignoramus
aka IOU

Offline haunted

  • Inexorably Palaverous Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 8285
  • I am hollywood.
    • View Profile
  • Rated:
Re: Last meal
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2017, 06:03:14 PM »
I just actually had pizza last night and eating it for left overs tonight. It's a rarity to find a place down south that does good pizza, aside from your best place in bigger cities. This place was the best pizza I've had in years at least. But, this is coming from someone who has never been to NYC or Chicago. I did work in long island and the jersey shore for years though and ate plenty, but this pizza in ocean city MD takes the cake. I like medi/greek pizza too. Other than that I order margharita, vegetarian, supreme, and pepperoni and pineapple lol. Those are the only pizzas I've ordered in a decade.

I wanted to put BBQ on my list. As in, the perfectly slow cooked charcoal boston butt hand pulled in east Carolina vinegar sauce. It came across my mind, just like my crazy thing for chicken thighs. Grilled BBQ chicken thighs are my goto food. I'd take 'em over a steak most of the time. But, it is the LAST meal after all and my list was long enough.... :beer:
  • Insightful
    Informative
    Funny
    Nice Job / Good Work
    Rock On
    Flawless Logic
    Well-Reasoned Argument and/or Conclusion
    Demonstrates Exceptional Knowlege of the Game
    Appears Not to Comprehend Game Fundamentals
    Frag of the Week
    Frag Hall of Fame
    Jump of the Week
    Jump Hall of Fame
    Best Solution
    Wins The Internet
    Whoosh! You done missed the joke thar Cletus!
    Obvious Troll Is Obvious
    DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
    DEMO OR STFU
    Offtopic
    Flamebait
    Redundant
    Factually Challenged
    Preposterously Irrational Arguments
    Blindingly Obvious Logical Fallacies
    Absurd Misconstrual of Scientific Principles or Evidence
    Amazing Conspiracy Theory Bro
    Racist Ignoramus

Offline 2d

  • Carpal Tunnel Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 1127
  • Bow Down to the King
    • View Profile
  • Rated:
Re: Last meal
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2017, 02:19:31 AM »
my final meal, probably over the course of a couple hours.

















  • Insightful
    Informative
    Funny
    Nice Job / Good Work
    Rock On
    Flawless Logic
    Well-Reasoned Argument and/or Conclusion
    Demonstrates Exceptional Knowlege of the Game
    Appears Not to Comprehend Game Fundamentals
    Frag of the Week
    Frag Hall of Fame
    Jump of the Week
    Jump Hall of Fame
    Best Solution
    Wins The Internet
    Whoosh! You done missed the joke thar Cletus!
    Obvious Troll Is Obvious
    DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
    DEMO OR STFU
    Offtopic
    Flamebait
    Redundant
    Factually Challenged
    Preposterously Irrational Arguments
    Blindingly Obvious Logical Fallacies
    Absurd Misconstrual of Scientific Principles or Evidence
    Amazing Conspiracy Theory Bro
    Racist Ignoramus
[14:05] <MoIOM|haunted> I challenged 2dum to a .....match.....
[14:06] <MoIOM|haunted> he beat me 4-3, although i blew myself up twice :>
[23:04] <[2d> i can now die in peace ROFL!

Offline Sgt. Dick

  • Brobdingnagian Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 4805
    • View Profile
  • Rated:
Re: Last meal
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2017, 06:49:11 AM »
I could see your last request being "smokin a whitey"
  • Insightful
    Informative
    Funny
    Nice Job / Good Work
    Rock On
    Flawless Logic
    Well-Reasoned Argument and/or Conclusion
    Demonstrates Exceptional Knowlege of the Game
    Appears Not to Comprehend Game Fundamentals
    Frag of the Week
    Frag Hall of Fame
    Jump of the Week
    Jump Hall of Fame
    Best Solution
    Wins The Internet
    Whoosh! You done missed the joke thar Cletus!
    Obvious Troll Is Obvious
    DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
    DEMO OR STFU
    Offtopic
    Flamebait
    Redundant
    Factually Challenged
    Preposterously Irrational Arguments
    Blindingly Obvious Logical Fallacies
    Absurd Misconstrual of Scientific Principles or Evidence
    Amazing Conspiracy Theory Bro
    Racist Ignoramus
aka IOU

Offline haunted

  • Inexorably Palaverous Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 8285
  • I am hollywood.
    • View Profile
  • Rated:
Re: Last meal
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2017, 03:38:52 PM »
Mango habanero wings from buffalo wild wings, garlic bread with chives on it, baked salmon atop some alfredo looking stuff, then what the hell is that. Looks like either a clump of fried ramen or fried spaghetti squash... with wasabi and a walnut on top. Weird. Then a double-chocolatey-as-shit dessert, a coffee and a cigar.

  :WTF:
  • Insightful
    Informative
    Funny
    Nice Job / Good Work
    Rock On
    Flawless Logic
    Well-Reasoned Argument and/or Conclusion
    Demonstrates Exceptional Knowlege of the Game
    Appears Not to Comprehend Game Fundamentals
    Frag of the Week
    Frag Hall of Fame
    Jump of the Week
    Jump Hall of Fame
    Best Solution
    Wins The Internet
    Whoosh! You done missed the joke thar Cletus!
    Obvious Troll Is Obvious
    DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
    DEMO OR STFU
    Offtopic
    Flamebait
    Redundant
    Factually Challenged
    Preposterously Irrational Arguments
    Blindingly Obvious Logical Fallacies
    Absurd Misconstrual of Scientific Principles or Evidence
    Amazing Conspiracy Theory Bro
    Racist Ignoramus

Offline |iR|Focalor

  • Irrepressibly Profuse Member
  • *
  • Posts: 13539
  • OFFO
    • View Profile
    • Focalor's Lair @ Tastyspleen.net
  • Rated:
Re: Last meal
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2017, 05:12:20 PM »
If we're using visual aids now, just know that I can't seem to find a closeup shot of Olivia Wilde's vagina anywhere, but that would make a pretty suitable last meal in my opinion.

I dunno that I'd call these the "best cigars ever made". They're probably average quality cigars and the most special thing about them is the fact that they're bourbon flavored. But then again... Makers Mark isn't just ANY bourbon. Unlike Jack Daniels and Jim Beam and every other asshole from Kentucky to Tennessee, this stuff actually TASTES GOOD. Anyway, yeah, these things are the shit. They typically run about 10 bucks or more a cigar. If you're into the super long "churchill" cigars that take 3 hours to smoke, these aren't that. They're more like "corona" sized and take about 45 minutes to smoke down to a nub. Some cigar smokers tend to smoke less than half of any cigar because they don't like the way the tar from the smoke collects in the middle and makes the cigar taste stronger shorter it gets. But... they're dumb. You pay 15 or 20 bucks for a cigar, don't waste the shit.



I don't smoke anymore though. I'd fucking LOVE to have a cigar every once in a while, but I know what it would lead to. Eventually I'd get a pack of cigarettes and then I'd be a smoker again. Nah, not worth it.
« Last Edit: November 11, 2017, 05:36:27 PM by |iR|Focalor »
  • Insightful
    Informative
    Funny
    Nice Job / Good Work
    Rock On
    Flawless Logic
    Well-Reasoned Argument and/or Conclusion
    Demonstrates Exceptional Knowlege of the Game
    Appears Not to Comprehend Game Fundamentals
    Frag of the Week
    Frag Hall of Fame
    Jump of the Week
    Jump Hall of Fame
    Best Solution
    Wins The Internet
    Whoosh! You done missed the joke thar Cletus!
    Obvious Troll Is Obvious
    DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
    DEMO OR STFU
    Offtopic
    Flamebait
    Redundant
    Factually Challenged
    Preposterously Irrational Arguments
    Blindingly Obvious Logical Fallacies
    Absurd Misconstrual of Scientific Principles or Evidence
    Amazing Conspiracy Theory Bro
    Racist Ignoramus

Offline Sgt. Dick

  • Brobdingnagian Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 4805
    • View Profile
  • Rated:
Re: Last meal
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2017, 06:34:54 AM »
After 2D's last post, i'm pretty sure he drinks with his pinkie up.  :ohlord:
  • Insightful
    Informative
    Funny
    Nice Job / Good Work
    Rock On
    Flawless Logic
    Well-Reasoned Argument and/or Conclusion
    Demonstrates Exceptional Knowlege of the Game
    Appears Not to Comprehend Game Fundamentals
    Frag of the Week
    Frag Hall of Fame
    Jump of the Week
    Jump Hall of Fame
    Best Solution
    Wins The Internet
    Whoosh! You done missed the joke thar Cletus!
    Obvious Troll Is Obvious
    DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
    DEMO OR STFU
    Offtopic
    Flamebait
    Redundant
    Factually Challenged
    Preposterously Irrational Arguments
    Blindingly Obvious Logical Fallacies
    Absurd Misconstrual of Scientific Principles or Evidence
    Amazing Conspiracy Theory Bro
    Racist Ignoramus
aka IOU

Offline 2d

  • Carpal Tunnel Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 1127
  • Bow Down to the King
    • View Profile
  • Rated:
Re: Last meal
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2017, 10:12:25 PM »
then what the hell is that. Looks like either a clump of fried ramen or fried spaghetti squash... with wasabi and a walnut on top. Weird.
  :WTF:


haunted

it is the best dessert in the entire middle east.

KUNAFA

you must try it before you die

the green stuff is pistachio lol
  • Insightful
    Informative
    Funny
    Nice Job / Good Work
    Rock On
    Flawless Logic
    Well-Reasoned Argument and/or Conclusion
    Demonstrates Exceptional Knowlege of the Game
    Appears Not to Comprehend Game Fundamentals
    Frag of the Week
    Frag Hall of Fame
    Jump of the Week
    Jump Hall of Fame
    Best Solution
    Wins The Internet
    Whoosh! You done missed the joke thar Cletus!
    Obvious Troll Is Obvious
    DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
    DEMO OR STFU
    Offtopic
    Flamebait
    Redundant
    Factually Challenged
    Preposterously Irrational Arguments
    Blindingly Obvious Logical Fallacies
    Absurd Misconstrual of Scientific Principles or Evidence
    Amazing Conspiracy Theory Bro
    Racist Ignoramus
[14:05] <MoIOM|haunted> I challenged 2dum to a .....match.....
[14:06] <MoIOM|haunted> he beat me 4-3, although i blew myself up twice :>
[23:04] <[2d> i can now die in peace ROFL!

Offline |iR|Focalor

  • Irrepressibly Profuse Member
  • *
  • Posts: 13539
  • OFFO
    • View Profile
    • Focalor's Lair @ Tastyspleen.net
  • Rated:
Re: Last meal
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2017, 03:24:31 AM »
If we're using visual aids now, just know that I can't seem to find a closeup shot of Olivia Wilde's vagina anywhere, but that would make a pretty suitable last meal in my opinion.

  • Insightful
    Informative
    Funny
    Nice Job / Good Work
    Rock On
    Flawless Logic
    Well-Reasoned Argument and/or Conclusion
    Demonstrates Exceptional Knowlege of the Game
    Appears Not to Comprehend Game Fundamentals
    Frag of the Week
    Frag Hall of Fame
    Jump of the Week
    Jump Hall of Fame
    Best Solution
    Wins The Internet
    Whoosh! You done missed the joke thar Cletus!
    Obvious Troll Is Obvious
    DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
    DEMO OR STFU
    Offtopic
    Flamebait
    Redundant
    Factually Challenged
    Preposterously Irrational Arguments
    Blindingly Obvious Logical Fallacies
    Absurd Misconstrual of Scientific Principles or Evidence
    Amazing Conspiracy Theory Bro
    Racist Ignoramus

 

El Box de Shoutamente

Last 10 Shouts:

-Unh0ly-

March 24, 2020, 05:42:49 PM
TEXTURE PAK UPDATE!!!!!

http://unh0ly.wordpress.com

Punk_FAS

March 23, 2020, 06:07:31 PM
That sucks... maybe (probably) that same person that loves to join the DM server with his script/bot (was going by equate last I saw).
 

Admin

March 23, 2020, 02:12:22 PM
Yes it's a DoS attack
 

Admin

March 23, 2020, 02:06:20 PM
Might be a Denial of Service attack of some sort. Something is making the DM server take 100% CPU. (Will investigate when I can, at work right now.) Restarting DM server didn't help.
 

Admin

March 23, 2020, 02:00:18 PM
How strange.

Punk_FAS

March 23, 2020, 01:59:50 PM
netgraph looks pretty normal from what I can tell too. I've taken a number of screenshots with it up - not sure if that's helpful or not.

Punk_FAS

March 23, 2020, 01:59:15 PM
It looks like we're having a LAN party wherever the server is located. Pings are like in the low single digits for almost everyone. Even the people who normally ping in the upper 100s are showing pings of like 25ish. This is on DM anyway.
 

|iR|Focalor

March 23, 2020, 01:57:11 PM
only DM, vanilla and railz running smooth

Punk_FAS

March 23, 2020, 01:49:52 PM
I changed it to 1 - let's hope that resolves the issue I was noticing.

Thanks for the replies.

Punk_FAS

March 23, 2020, 01:49:18 PM
m_directinput - I had that at 2, which is supposedly only necessary for very slow PCs. I was noticing that sometimes my mouse movements seem to be too fast for my mouse's sensor.

Show 50 latest
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
March 29, 2020, 11:31:40 AM

Login with username, password and session length