Down goes the FaderJok

[2d]

[|iR|Focalor]

Correct. I am a man.

[ex]

A single win doesn't mean much there broseph.

And I just watched that demo. I'm wondering if you have gotten worse or not. It's hard to tell, but I think you have. Maybe I just haven't had a dose of how terrible you are in awhile.

I mean seriously, you play everyday... get better.

What's sad is, you are right.  He has gotten worse since about 12 months ago.  I noticed it too.  Maybe too many fingers in ass is causing playing difficulties.

[Barton]

i was sick 

Your stats look the same to me still. Here's from two years ago:

December 2012

God2dum's kill/death ratio: -2.25
Frags: 412
Deaths: 1066

|D|adrenal!ne's highstreak: total(45) -> Barton(rg), Barton(rg), Barton(rg), Barton(rl), God2dum(cg), God2dum(rl), God2dum(rl), God2dum(cg), God2dum(cg), God2dum(cg), God2dum(rl), God2dum(rl), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rl), God2dum(rl), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rl), God2dum(rl), God2dum(rl), God2dum(rl), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rg), God2dum(cg), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rl), God2dum(rl), God2dum(rg), God2dum(cg), God2dum(ssg), God2dum(cg), God2dum(rl), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rl), God2dum(gl), God2dum(rl), God2dum(cg), God2dum(rl), God2dum(cg)

naymlis's highstreak: total(31) -> God2dum(rg), furmom(rg), God2dum(ssg), God2dum(cg), God2dum(cg), God2dum(cg), furmom(cg), furmom(cg), furmom(cg), furmom(rg), furmom(rg), furmom(rg), God2dum(rg), furmom(rg), furmom(rg), furmom(ssg), furmom(rg), furmom(rg), God2dum(rg), furmom(rg), God2dum(rg), furmom(rg), furmom(rg), furmom(cg), furmom(rg), furmom(rl), God2dum(rg), furmom(rg), furmom(rg), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rg)

slugsk!e's highstreak: total(24) -> God2dum(rg), God2dum(rl), God2dum(rl), God2dum(rl), God2dum(cg), God2dum(rl), God2dum(cg), God2dum(hb), God2dum(hb), God2dum(grenade), God2dum(rl), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rl), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rl), God2dum(cg), God2dum(ssg), God2dum(cg), God2dum(ssg), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rg)

Optica's highstreak: total(22) -> God2dum(rl), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rg), God2dum(ssg), God2dum(rl), God2dum(rl), God2dum(rl), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rl), God2dum(rl), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rl), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rl), God2dum(rl), God2dum(rl), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rl), God2dum(rl), God2dum(rl)

King Crimson's highstreak: total(22) -> God2dum(mg), God2dum(cg), God2dum(rl), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rg), God2dum(cg), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rg), God2dum(cg), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rl), God2dum(rg), God2dum(rg), God2dum(cg), God2dum(rg), God2dum(cg), God2dum(cg), God2dum(cg)

Janruary 2013
God2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.44
Frags: 717
Deaths: 1154

God2dum's highstreak: total(16) -> frito(telefrag), -=K1LL3R_B=-(rg), frito(rl), frito(rl), frito(rl), -=K1LL3R_B=-(rl), frito(rl), -=K1LL3R_B=-(rl), -=K1LL3R_B=-(rg), frito(rl), -=K1LL3R_B=-(cg), -=K1LL3R_B=-(rg), -=K1LL3R_B=-(rg), frito(rl), frito(rl), -=K1LL3R_B=-(rl)

It takes a special kind of person to enjoy challenging players who are 10 times better than you, only to end up getting raped by them constantly. I never seen a troll lacking so much self-respect that they would allow themselves to get abused this badly. It is sad and hilarious at the same time. 

[|iR|Focalor]

Optica used to kick the ever-loving shit out of me at FFA, and it got to the point where I kinda stopped hanging around whenever he'd join up to play. Then one day I finally said, "Fuck it. Does it really matter? Grow a pair and keep playing." I decided to start playing a little smarter and more TDM style, paying more attention to ammo, health, armor, and item control, as well as opponent positioning, and also got a little less lazy with my aiming. And it's probably made me a little better player now. I'm not really fond of playing that way in FFA, I like to not give a shit and focus more attacking rather than playing so defensive-minded, but now I can usually keep the score pretty even and actually get plenty of kills on him when it's just us two on an FFA server basically playing a game of 1v1 with weapons stay.

All it takes is a little bit of common sense really. If YOU are picking up all the ammo, weapons, and items, then obviously the OTHER GUY ain't gonna be collecting them. If you're in a fight with someone and theres a few health boxes sitting nearby, if you're gonna hang around and fight it out, might as well start evade-strafing in the direction of the health to pick it up in the middle of the melee and it just might help you last long enough to finish your opponent off. And for the love of God, the cardinal rule you ALWAYS follow is that you never voluntarily instigate or accept a fight when you're at 100 health with 0 armor. Even one stimpack or shard will allow you to absorb one rail and keep fighting or flee.

Come on, man. If a dumb confederate chaw spittin' country boy like me can figure this shit out, surely a Berkley grad can figure it out with repeating the same mistakes 1000 times.

[Sgt. Dick]

I am not going to make the effort to look it up, but I'm pretty sure 2dum's stats look like that every month.

[quadz]

I am not going to make the effort to look it up, but I'm pretty sure 2dum's stats look like that every month.

Through the miracle of the /usr/bin/grep command, here's the report:


railz-120301.txt:Lion2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.85
railz-120401.txt:2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.78
railz-120401.txt:Lion2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.34
railz-120501.txt:GodKing2d's kill/death ratio: -1.46
railz-120601.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -2.31
railz-120601.txt:god2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.30
railz-120801.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.69
railz-120801.txt:god2dum's kill/death ratio: -2.52
railz-121101.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -2.17
railz-121201.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -2.04
railz-130101.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.36
railz-130201.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.81
railz-130501.txt:2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.01
railz-130701.txt:2d.mvp's kill/death ratio: 1.38
railz-131101.txt:2dum's kill/death ratio: 1.00
railz-131101.txt:2d's kill/death ratio: -1.14
railz-140101.txt:2d.gtfoex's kill/death ratio: -2.03
railz-140101.txt:2d.flu's kill/death ratio: -3.33
railz-140201.txt:2d.gtfoex's kill/death ratio: -1.31
railz-140201.txt:2d.cold's kill/death ratio: 1.09
railz-140201.txt:2d.mcdonalds's kill/death ratio: -1.29
railz-140301.txt:2d.verysick's kill/death ratio: -11.50

tourney-120601.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.95
tourney-120601.txt:2dum's kill/death ratio: -4.62
tourney-120601.txt:god2dum's kill/death ratio: -2.75
tourney-120901.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -4.85
tourney-121001.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.32
tourney-121101.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -6.75
tourney-121201.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -2.25
tourney-130101.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.44
tourney-130201.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.61
tourney-130301.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -2.31
tourney-130501.txt:2dumicus's kill/death ratio: -2.40
tourney-130501.txt:2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.41
tourney-130701.txt:King2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.61
tourney-130701.txt:2d's kill/death ratio: -2.82
tourney-130701.txt:2dum's kill/death ratio: -6.27
tourney-130701.txt:2d.mvp's kill/death ratio: -2.75
tourney-130701.txt:god2dum's kill/death ratio: 1.00
tourney-130801.txt:2d.sick's kill/death ratio: -1.54
tourney-130801.txt:2d.injured's kill/death ratio: -2.35
tourney-130801.txt:Lord.2d's kill/death ratio: 1.29
tourney-130801.txt:2d.ill's kill/death ratio: -7.20
tourney-130801.txt:2d.champion's kill/death ratio: -140.00
tourney-130901.txt:2d.sick's kill/death ratio: -1.95
tourney-131001.txt:2d.king's kill/death ratio: 1.33
tourney-131001.txt:2d.sick's kill/death ratio: -9.29
tourney-131001.txt:2d's kill/death ratio: -10.21
tourney-131001.txt:2d.lunch's kill/death ratio: -1.83
tourney-131001.txt:Lord2d's kill/death ratio: -8.00
tourney-131101.txt:2dum's kill/death ratio: -4.00
tourney-131201.txt:2d.mandela's kill/death ratio: -4.83
tourney-131201.txt:2d.sick's kill/death ratio: -4.80
tourney-140101.txt:2d.gtfoex's kill/death ratio: -2.05
tourney-140101.txt:2d.Ssssick's kill/death ratio: 1.32
tourney-140101.txt:2d.flu's kill/death ratio: -3.53
tourney-140101.txt:2d.fucktehflu's kill/death ratio: -1.38
tourney-140101.txt:2d.ickweed's kill/death ratio: -9.50
tourney-140201.txt:2d.gtfoex's kill/death ratio: -1.41
tourney-140201.txt:2d.mcdonalds's kill/death ratio: -1.95
tourney-140201.txt:2d.backpain's kill/death ratio: -2.02
tourney-140201.txt:2d.sick's kill/death ratio: -2.98
tourney-140201.txt:2d.cold's kill/death ratio: -2.18
tourney-140201.txt:2d.verysick's kill/death ratio: -2.08
tourney-140301.txt:2d.verysick's kill/death ratio: -2.40
tourney-140301.txt:2d.tortila's kill/death ratio: -1.37
tourney-140301.txt:2dumduck's kill/death ratio: 1.54
tourney-140301.txt:2d.pastrami's kill/death ratio: -1.98
tourney-140301.txt:2d.king's kill/death ratio: -1.83
tourney-140301.txt:2d.anemia's kill/death ratio: -1.15
tourney-140301.txt:2d.sick's kill/death ratio: -3.81
tourney-140301.txt:2d.gtfo's kill/death ratio: -2.74
tourney-140301.txt:2d.chinesefood's kill/death ratio: -5.00
tourney-140301.txt:2d.tacobell's kill/death ratio: -2.29

[fdrjk]

railz-140301.txt:2d.verysick's kill/death ratio: -11.50
tourney-121101.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -6.75
tourney-130701.txt:2dum's kill/death ratio: -6.27
tourney-130801.txt:2d.ill's kill/death ratio: -7.20
tourney-130801.txt:2d.champion's kill/death ratio: -140.00
tourney-131001.txt:2d.sick's kill/death ratio: -9.29
tourney-131001.txt:2d's kill/death ratio: -10.21
tourney-131001.txt:Lord2d's kill/death ratio: -8.00
tourney-140101.txt:2d.ickweed's kill/death ratio: -9.50
tourney-140301.txt:2d.chinesefood's kill/death ratio: -5.00

OUCH

[2d]

lol... wheres the dm / ra2 results

it goes to show that i play for fun mostly, but when i try, they die! 

[haunted]

Are you seriously suggesting that you excel at ra2?

[Sgt. Dick]

lol... wheres the dm / ra2 results

it goes to show that i play for fun mostly, but when i try, they die! 

I have watched 2dum play DM, he is an above average FFA player which puts him in the bottom 10 percent of TDM.

[Barton]

lol... wheres the dm / ra2 results

it goes to show that i play for fun mostly, but when i try, they die! 

This month from the dm server:

2d.verysick's kill/death ratio: -1.43
Frags: 262
Deaths: 412

2d.tortilla's kill/death ratio: -1.70
Frags: 200
Deaths: 368

2d.twinkie's kill/death ratio: 1.07
Frags: 148 (159 with 11 suicides)
Deaths: 148

2d.sick's kill/death ratio: -1.29
Frags: 115
Deaths: 153

2d.tacobell's kill/death ratio: 2.22
Frags: 99
Deaths: 46

2d.gtfo's kill/death ratio: -1.26
Frags: 39
Deaths: 54

2d.pastrami's kill/death ratio: -1.91
Frags: 37
Deaths: 86

2d.anemia's kill/death ratio: -9.45
Frags: 9
Deaths: 104

2d.hungry's kill/death ratio: -2.00
Frags: 6
Deaths: 12

Looks like you are bad no matter what mod you play.

[|iR|Focalor]

+2.22 ain't horrible, but considering it's 99 over 46, that doesn't indicate anything where consistency is concerned. If he can use the same damn name for an extended period and rack up higher overall numbers, maybe into the 1000's, then it might prove something. But considering out of 9 aliases, that's the only half-way decent positive ratio... I think that says enough. Someone might wanna reconsider their play style and take a more a defensive approach to the game before trying to brag about anything. Numbers like that indicate that he's seeking out fights when he should be seeking to replenish health points.

[2d]

i play countless rounds where i just taunt people and run around trying to jump on them lmao, watching the newbies panic is priceless. Also I just run around sometimes and work on my dodging ability These stats are worthless

Just ask sgt dicklick, when he showed up to spec me in dm, i won 3 maps just for him

[|iR|Focalor]

You can talk all you want, but know that it's just weightless words to the people you're trying to convince. Pick one name, stick with it, play for a month, and then show us the stats.

SHOW ME THE MONEY, BABY! DO IT! I GOTS FAITHS IN YOU, stereotypical ethnic ghetto-style individual!

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