Pot Thoughts

[|iR|Focalor]

You know how you're smoking weed and sometimes... or most of the time... you start thinking about shit a little harder than you really oughta? You know, examining the finer points of the universe, pondering things about life that you wouldn't look twice at if you weren't high, and having these epiphanies and revelations that completely blow your mind at the time, but are really just inane and pointless to anyone who isn't "inside the matrix". (note: "inside the matrix" = high as fuck)

Anyway, feel free to share some of the weird and dumb shit you think about when you're high.

I got up pretty early this morning several hours before the sun was even up and went down to the basement to smoke a few bongloads. I'm just sitting there admiring at my new John Deere riding mower as I'm ripping away at the pipe. I started wondering how people used to mow their lawns before lawn mowers were invented. I know before they had motors on them,... like in the 1940's and 50's probably...,  people used to use those heavy-as-hell gear driven mower tools that you had to push. That had to suck. But what about the people that lived back around the time of the Civil War and earlier. How did they cut grass? I mean you know SOMEONE had to cut it. You see the pictures of dead bodies from the war laying in fields, and the grass ain't tall. Did livestock chew it down? Did someone get out there with a scythe and work their ass off cutting it short? "Gotta get this grass short! People gonna have a war here next week! Can't have em tripping over holes and shit they can't see through tall grass!" Did people have lawns around their houses back then? Did they just let the shit grow tall and then cut it short maybe once every month in the summer months or did they do it weekly like people do now?

Fuckin' weird shit to think about right?

But then I got to thinking about what those people would do if you transported them through time and plopped them down in the present. Personally, I don't think we in the present would have much of an opportunity to ask them questions about the past. I dunno that they'd be mesmerized enough to ask us questions about the present either. They'd probably have a few questions at first. But then I think that would probably give way to utter disgust and hatred for us. These people didn't have lawn mowers. They probably had to cut grass with scissors and shit. They had to do EVERYTHING the hard way. And yet we complain and piss and moan like it's the end of the fucking world when something stupid happens like... a 20 minute flight delay. I think they'd wanna kick the shit out of us and then go back to 1800 and tell people, "STOP FUCKING! The people of the future that we produce are fucking pussies and idiots! We must prevent this horrible thing called American Idol from existing!"

Anyway.

[Whirlingdervish]

most of my pot thoughts start with something seemingly pleasant like "oh that's interesting I'd never thought of that.." and end a while later with ".. and that is why the human race is doomed to get shittier and shittier every year".

I don't know how it happens, but it invariably goes that way.

[Sgt. Dick]

One of the funnier times I can remember is being screwed up and driving to the store with a couple of friends (because we had the munchies); once we got to the store none of us would go in because we all said we were to screwed up. 
Then the giggles kicked in, then the paranoia because we knew other people were looking at us and they all know we are screwed up.  We wanted to leave but I felt like I could not drive. 
This vicious cycle went on for over an hour, we just sat in the store parking lot to screwed up to go in, laughing about how screwed up we were, but scared that everyone around us knew we were high, but to scared to leave. 

[fdrjk]

i think of equally weird shit right before i fall asleep.... :<

[|iR|Focalor]

Kind of a funny weird thought I had.

It would be cool to be a bird. You might think, "Why, so you could fly?" That would be kinda cool, but no, that's not the main reason I think it would be cool to be a bird. It would just be nice to be able to sit outside all day up in a tree, screaming at nothing, about nothing. And that's basically what birds do. They just sit up in a tree and scream. Because if I went outside and did that right now, I'd probably have police officers showing up within the first hour wanting to know what the hell is wrong with me. I don't know that they'd accept the explanation that I'm trying to get in touch with my inner bird self either.

[bvughtoonice]

There is so many ways to get high these days... (on pot) bong, pipe, bubbler, blunt, joint, vap, wax, edibles, etc

I haven't regularly "burned" any in over 3 years now.. as in my personal opinion I feel I am wasting it.

On some rare occasion if I am with a buddy I might take a hit or two that is being "burned" as that is their preference and I appreciate them sharing

but never on my own time or pot could I see myself "burning" it.

I've been using Da Buddha Vaporizer for 3 or so years now (its a whip style vap kinda like the silver surfer). Tried a friends volcano Vap and loved the idea of vaporizing opposed to burning.

When you vap you can taste! the the difference.. if its some good you will taste the good flavor while vaping (as long as you keep your screen glass piece and whip clean you will taste the freshness)

Along with better tasting vap/smoking experience the cotton mouth is much less mild.

the pot never burns... it turns brown. sometimes i stir it up and smoke it again.. then i empty the brown stuff in a bag..
 over time when I accumulate a little bag of brown stuff(It was green purple orange red or white before i smoked/vaped it).
 I take the brown stuff and mash it into some cookie dough and bake a cookie.

45 minutes after eating the chocolate chip cookie I am feeling very high... higher than from smoking.. and it last so much longer than smoking too seems like i get a little higher each hour.

I know some people who can take a gram or half a gram n roll a blunt/join with it or fill their piece a few times..however they do it they are running through a lot of pot very quickly

I enjoy seeing how conservative I can be with my pot. I feel like I get just as high from smoking a tiny bit maybe a .3 .2 even a .1 of a gram vaped. sometimes ill mix a little bit of green with  a little brown to be vaped.

recently I've tried vaping wax from a vap pen which was pretty cool

someday I would like to get a vap pen but instead of puttin wax in some attachment.. Id like to get some vegetable glycerin put a bunch of really good stuff in it shake it up every day for 2 months let the thc release into the glycerin and then fill my E cig cartridge with nicotine free THC full solution maybe add a flavor too im not too sure about the flavoring(health risks??).

I think i could stretch/conserve even more this way after putting the effort into perfecting the process

sometimes Less is Better

[|iR|Focalor]

I just realized something pretty mind blowing. If Hillary Clinton gets elected when Obama leaves, it'll be historic for many reasons. She'll be the very first female president... and considering Bill Clinton is her husband, it'll be the first time two presidents have ever had sex with each other.

[Whirlingdervish]

that we know of..

Clinton was a dog, so we can't ignore the possibility that he might have been putting it to ol George Dubbya on the side. We know for a fact that Cheney kept him lubed up.

[Sgt. Dick]

I think Bill was up for any action he could get.
If your married to Hillary, most others look better than what you got at home.
Hillary might have even strapped one on for Bill 

[|iR|Focalor]

Why is it... the older Elton John gets, the more he goes from looking like a flaming gay man to looking like an aging butch lesbian?

[|iR|Focalor]

I don't like the way some British people talk. I used to like watching those shows about "The Wonders of the Universe" or whatever it's called on the Science channel, but since there's a guy hosting/narrating it that sounds like a total British fop, I can't bring myself to tolerate watching it anymore. It just makes me pissed off and enraged to hear it. Probably sounds pretty weird I guess, but I'm fucking weird.

I got to thinking about "why" it pisses me off. There's a few reasons. For one, certain British people talking with that accent just sound fucking gay as hell. For another, there's this unwritten rule in the US where if you want to make a TV or radio commercial and have the product you're advertising sound "fancy", "elegant", "classy", or "for rich people", then you get a guy with a British accent to do the voice-over. And for some reason, people tend to buy into this brand of psychological programing. And as an American who bleeds red white and blue, this pisses me off. Who the fuck made British people more refined and classy than Americans. FUCK THOSE ASSHOLES!

But one of the biggest reasons I think it trips my trigger to hear British-speak... is the letter R.

I'm from the south. Down here, we fucking LOVE the letter R. We love it so much that we add it to words that don't even need it. You might "wash" your clothes in California, and you should, because no one likes stinky clothes. But when you come to Georgia, you don't "wash" anything anymore. Instead, you "warsh" your shirt, you "warsh" your hands, and sometimes you "warsh" your truck. And once you get here, you didn't used to live in "California." No, you used to live in "Californyer." And to get back there, you'll probably drive back through "Louisianner" at some point during the trip.

British people, on the other hand... they apparently HATE the letter R, those fucking bastards. And I think I figured out their method of speaking. Whenever there's a consonant in front of an R, you pronounce it somewhat like a D (or an R in Spanish, slapping the roof of your mouth with your tongue). So "British" is actually pronounced "B'Ditish." BUT... if the R comes after a vowel or at the end of a word... you just toss that motherfucker right in the trash, who needs it. Yeah, that trash can located right over there beside the "doowah". WHERE'D THE R IN "DOOR" GO! Fuck if I know... it was probably out committing a "mahduh" (murder).

*cough*

I've been told I have far too much free time on my hands. *shrugs*

[|iR|Focalor]

[metaL]

The "paranoia" aspect of weed, which either comes with

1. First time users
2. People that smoke A LOT
3. People that smoke weak weed and finally ecountered a strong strain
4. People that got used to one strong strain and got used to it, and encountered a new one
5. People that encounter a weird ass strain for one reason or another

...is seen by many (usually first time) users as a weird or scary thing. But to long time users it becomes a way of becoming aware of things in a way of which you weren't previously aware. Weed can make you see things in entirely different lights. It's a major source of creativity for artists, writers, etc. It can make you aware of your own insecurities so that you can later overcome them. It can be the catalyst of inception for new ideas that make you a better person. The list goes on.

It can also (indica strands) make you not want to do anything aside from eat a bag of Doritos and pass out.

When i smoked I usually prefered sativa strains, which didn't kill my motivation. But 95% of what's out there is a sativa/indica mix, so purebreds are hard to find either way (aside from what is available from the up and coming farms and dispensaries of today's time). I think Indica strains became more popular because they seem to be stronger to the average user. Overall, it doesn't matter much.

I love weed. I just don't smoke it because of my job. I think it's mostly harmless. But i HAVE encountered some people that can't handle it and shouldn't be driving after smoking. But they are the vast minority.