Favorite famous quotes

[Golgo13]

"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong"

"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will."

"When I despair, I remember that all through history the ways of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants, and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall. Think of it--always."

"Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err. It passes my comprehension how human beings, be they ever so experienced and able, can delight in depriving other human beings of that precious right."

http://www.mkgandhi.org/nonviolence/Doctrine%20of%20the%20sword.htm

-Mahatma Gandhi

[Sgt. Dick]

I went searching for some good quotes and I found these two that made me think of 2dum.

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

“The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.”
― Albert Einstein

[haunted]

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."

- Benjamin Franklin

"The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it."

- Thomas Jefferson

those two are somewhat relevant to each other so I posted them alongside each other, I'm a big fan of quotes from our founders..whether pre-declaration, federalist, and jeffersonian-republican.

[|iR|Focalor]

"Hey,... what's that up in the sky?"
-70,000 people in Hiroshima, Japan on August 6th, 1945

[Golgo13]

"You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time"

-Abraham Lincoln

[|iR|Focalor]

"Abraham Lincoln is an asshole."
-John Wilkes Booth

 

[fdrjk]

"Sometimes I stand in store windows and pretend to be a mannequin. People are like 'hey, that mannequin looks alot like thom yorke' Then I start to sing The Gloaming and lurch toward them and they run off horrified thats pretty funny motherfucker you gotta admit. *laughs*"
-Thom Yorke

[|iR|Focalor]

"Who the fuck is Thom Yorke?"
-Thom Yorkes mother

"It goes without saying... and if I told you, then it wouldn't go without saying because I would've just said it. And I'm Jesus. Can I have a dollar?"
-a guy on heroin

[Sgt. Dick]

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.”
― Rita Mae Brown

“Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources”
― Albert Einstein

[|iR|Focalor]

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.”
― Rita Mae Brown

That's great news for my 3 best friends, because alligators from outer space are coming to my birthday party to help me destroy the world.

[fdrjk]

"Who the fuck is Thom Yorke?"
-Thom Yorkes mother

"I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9. *laughs*"
- Thom Yorke

[BIG DICK RICK]

Going to be quite a few from the one of the greatest minds to ever live on this shit hole of a planet, George Carlin:

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
-George Carlin

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
-George Carlin

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
-George Carlin

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
-George Carlin

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
-George Carlin

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
-George Carlin

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
-George Carlin

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating …and you finish off as an orgasm.
-George Carlin

And one of my favorite ones from him:

Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man… living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money!
-George Carlin

[random]

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
-George Carlin

ROFL idiot

I got a good one

"Rick is good at q2" - no one ever

[BIG DICK RICK]

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
-George Carlin

ROFL idiot

I got a good one

"Rick is good at q2" - no one ever

someone's mad/bad/sad. 

[fdrjk]

"Responsibilities' cool, but there's more things in life
Like getting your dick rode all fucking night."
-MC Ride