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New World Record: Deathmatch Ownage in 2.91 minutes
« on: February 19, 2013, 05:31:20 PM »


So as was discussed and revealed in irc, I have made this thread to honor myself ROFL

So with great humility and responsibility, I will assume the throne of being the WORLD RECORD HOLDER for fastest time ending a map in dm (no quad) with the mind boggling eye popping time of 2.91 minutes.

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Let us come together to celebrate my greatness  in this outstanding accomplishment and honor me as KING of DM !

And haunted, we are not talking about the FPH, I am holding the record in terms of total minutes it took to end the map.

Thank you ex for teaching me how to pull up the irc log to make focalor eat his words and reveal my glory

Until someone else posts proof of better, I am the greatest n00b of all time. OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!! ROFL I AM THE KING!!!!!!

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« Last Edit: February 19, 2013, 11:32:35 PM by 2d »
[14:05] <MoIOM|haunted> I challenged 2dum to a .....match.....
[14:06] <MoIOM|haunted> he beat me 4-3, although i blew myself up twice :>
[23:04] <[2d> i can now die in peace ROFL!

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Re: New World Record: Deathmatch Ownage in 2.91 minutes
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2013, 05:35:34 PM »
I've seen better.
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Re: New World Record: Deathmatch Ownage in 2.91 minutes
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2013, 05:39:20 PM »
It was accomplished on q2dm7-slimy

Dervish if you can do better, prove it! This will probably spark an international competition to kill me rofl but lets see how long i can hold it

I am King (of the Doofuses) !!!!
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[14:05] <MoIOM|haunted> I challenged 2dum to a .....match.....
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Re: New World Record: Deathmatch Ownage in 2.91 minutes
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2013, 05:40:51 PM »
Once again 2dum, I've pulled 1 minute games before.  dm7 is a spam noob map, 11 frags per minute (what you were doing) is not unheard of or really very hard if the server is loaded up noobs.
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Re: New World Record: Deathmatch Ownage in 2.91 minutes
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2013, 05:45:08 PM »
Once again 2dum, I've pulled 1 minute games before.  dm7 is a spam noob map, 11 frags per minute (what you were doing) is not unheard of or really very hard if the server is loaded up noobs.


This is the standard until someone posts better ex ROFL bow down to your king
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[14:05] <MoIOM|haunted> I challenged 2dum to a .....match.....
[14:06] <MoIOM|haunted> he beat me 4-3, although i blew myself up twice :>
[23:04] <[2d> i can now die in peace ROFL!

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Re: New World Record: Deathmatch Ownage in 2.91 minutes
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2013, 06:01:59 PM »
Once again 2dum, I've pulled 1 minute games before.  dm7 is a spam noob map, 11 frags per minute (what you were doing) is not unheard of or really very hard if the server is loaded up noobs.


This is the standard until someone posts better ex ROFL bow down to your king
30 frags in two mins is easy if you spawn camp.
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Re: New World Record: Deathmatch Ownage in 2.91 minutes
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2013, 06:38:25 PM »




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Re: New World Record: Deathmatch Ownage in 2.91 minutes
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2013, 06:49:43 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFOE-swLhoA

and on a more impressive map, not his fastest time i am sure
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Re: New World Record: Deathmatch Ownage in 2.91 minutes
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2013, 06:57:21 PM »
And another one for you


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH7VVq5Fpu0

just looking around youtube, you are an idiot... not even going to dig into the demos section which probably has some kickass stuff
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Re: New World Record: Deathmatch Ownage in 2.91 minutes
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2013, 11:32:03 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFOE-swLhoA

and on a more impressive map, not his fastest time i am sure

NO NUBCAKE LOL

I timed ely, and he finished that map at 2 mins 56 seconds.

My time = 2.91 mins * 60 seconds = 2 mins 54.6 seconds ROFL

I am holding the record for no quad u FAG ROFL so dimmo's youtube clip doesnt count.

TRY AGAIN NUBCAKE

ROFL!!!!!!!

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[14:06] <MoIOM|haunted> he beat me 4-3, although i blew myself up twice :>
[23:04] <[2d> i can now die in peace ROFL!

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Re: New World Record: Deathmatch Ownage in 2.91 minutes
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2013, 11:36:17 PM »

LOL!!! THE HATE is what powers me man!
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[14:05] <MoIOM|haunted> I challenged 2dum to a .....match.....
[14:06] <MoIOM|haunted> he beat me 4-3, although i blew myself up twice :>
[23:04] <[2d> i can now die in peace ROFL!

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Re: New World Record: Deathmatch Ownage in 2.91 minutes
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2013, 02:57:44 AM »
dumdum nothing you have done here compares to my almighty 12000 fps, as far as i know the one and only time this has ever been achieved. bask in my glory son
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Re: New World Record: Deathmatch Ownage in 2.91 minutes
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2013, 03:18:42 AM »
I've gotten >900 before on frdm3.
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Re: New World Record: Deathmatch Ownage in 2.91 minutes
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2013, 04:08:09 AM »
I've gotten >900 before on frdm3.

aha yes, i remember!
The scoreboard was still on 1min. That was crazy!
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Re: New World Record: Deathmatch Ownage in 2.91 minutes
« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2013, 04:12:26 AM »
I've hit >900 on the same map, dm7. Pretty sure there's a thread from 2005 where punk>fas> gets >800 on dm7. Poor 2dum
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