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[wallppen]

Shut it fatty. Played this game since it came out.

[|iR|Focalor]

I'm so new yet I've known about the game for 9 years. Known everything going on seen everything and yet YOUR totally new.

Well lets compare user accounts, shall we?

Electfried - Date Registered: March 13, 2012, 11:57:30 PM

fuck yo couch - Date Registered: March 30, 2011, 06:14:56 PM

His account alone is a year older than yours, and is technically older than that since he abandoned his old account after his old account name, "elppen", became known as a wallhacker.

elppen - Date Registered: September 30, 2006, 05:57:29 AM

You've "known everything going on", yet this fact has somehow escaped your memory.

But anyway, as he said...

He did claim hes a bar fighter nub.  Ask anyone who went to that forum,...

I'd sure like to find one person from Monsterkill who could recount the exact details of this story. Because as far as I remember, it was only Plastik and Inhuman... and maybe a couple of Inhuman's multiple personalities manifested as user accounts... who was using shit about me supposedly claiming to be a bar fighter, and only because I called Inhuman's little butt-buddy Plastik out for being a loud mouthed asshole who couldn't beat anyone without whoring it up with a BFG, which as everyone knows, was completely true because he sucked ass for the most part.

But back to Inhuman... Kinda ironic how he'd jump on someone like Processor for the whole "pretending to be several different people through different user accounts" thing... when most people would agree that there were a few accounts at Monsterkill of people who would post constantly, seemed like they were fairly tight with Inhuman, yet NO ONE ever saw these mysterious aliases on a server with Inhuman. Remember a guy named "Fase" or "Face" or whatever the hell it was? That was one of them. There were a couple others that I can't recall right now.

Anyway, I can assure you that I never would've claimed to be something as ludicrously ridiculous as a "bar fighter" or a "pro bar fighter" or whatever the hell they were throwing at me. Apparently they (all TWO of them, yet somehow more than two  ) took something out of context and ran like giggling little girls with it because they couldn't find anything better to use. Not saying I've never been in a fight in a bar before, sure I have, but the way that story goes, it's more of one of those "funny drunk" stories, not one of those "I've kicked people asses before so fear me" kinda stories. Knowing that, it's extremely unlikely that I would've chosen at that time to recount such a funny story when the person I would've been telling it to would've probably not been in the most receptive mood for a funny story, nor would I have been in a mood to tell one to a couple of douchenozzles like them.

Wasn't long after that that I began publicly criticizing Inhuman for the hypocritical and ridiculous behavior he and his chosen admins were demonstrating... and he wasn't about to tolerate anyone calling HIM out for anything, so he elected to suspend my account and silence me until I agreed to stop bad-mouthing him. I agreed, but shortly thereafter realized that patroning his servers or his forums was a complete waste of my time, so I chose to voluntarily "ban" myself from ever visiting there ever again. And lo and behold, a mere year later, Monsterkill went tits up when he couldn't afford to pay the rent anymore and no one would offer to help him out... probably because of how much of a douche he was to so many people.

[fdrjk]

Who the fuck are you? He did claim hes a bar fighter nub.  Ask anyone who went to that forum, which you didn't cause your new, and cant even figure out how to change the color of quake.  Go suck on focs cock some place else nublet.

I'm so new yet I've known about the game for 9 years. Known everything going on seen everything and yet YOUR totally new.

dude youre like 13

[VaeVictis]

elect, some helpful advise...

unbind talk, and stop posting

give it time, chill out, and you will learn how stupid this is lol

don't argue about it when some one calls you a cheater, just accept the accusation and run with anticheat... butting heads with the system won't make any progress, it will only give you a headache

[haunted]

Electfried:

Quake2 came out 3 or 4 years before you were even born. You are in no way knowledgeable about this game nor are you proficient in any skillful aspect about it. Not only should you refrain from making claims about how new someone is to q2, but this is actually the precise reason for why I didn't request AC to be forced on you like I said. You are the new one, you're very young, and obviously naive to basically everything about q2. Instead of assuming that you and your imaginary image of evilpope have the right answer, you should ask someone that ACTUALLY knows and who is ACTUALLY good at this game to help you set your stuff up right, since it's such a big deal to you.

Evilpope's biggest accomplishment was beating naymlis in that 1v1 tourney in 2003/04. And that is factoring in the fact that rigg5 was aliased as him and played for him that match(Yes, q2advance is THAT bad).

[Whirlingdervish]

Plenty of people around here remember Monsterkill, and I guarantee not one of them would corroborate your ridiculousness.

I remember monsterkill and all I got was this stupid T-shirt.

PS: This elppen newbie got banned there because he was walling. At the time, he was using the alias "l00k" while he cheated and still couldn't beat anyone decent.

[|iR|Focalor]

"l00k"

As in... l00k-ing through the walls, haha! I still remember that demo. Especially the really blatant part where he was sitting on the shells in the corner near the grenade launcher on Q2DM1, was staring right at you through the floor as you were lingering by the two grenade ammos leading out of the shotgun room, then fell down to in front of that door and took a shot at you, the whole time his crosshair was fixated right over you. Ah, good times!

[wallppen]

That hack was really hard to play with. not good at all. I kept crashing into walls and my mouse was broken so i had to bind the side button to fire. still funny.

*Funny but out of line, and should never be done kids. Its a lie and ruins games. People who hack are trying to compensate for lack of life skills. *

[ex]

don't argue about it when some one calls you a cheater, just accept the accusation and run with anticheat... butting heads with the system won't make any progress, it will only give you a headache

The only time you should continually say no to cheat accusations is when you're truly innocent.  It's mentalities like Gae's here which cause false charges to be brought up on people for crimes they didn't commit (taking a "deal" when you didn't even commit the crime, happens all the time).

Anyway, ellpen is not in the innocent category, but just thought I'd clarify the idiocy Gae wrote.

[Whirlingdervish]

I think if somebody needs to hack to win then its on them and is a symptom of a greater problem in there life.

[ex]

That hack was really hard to play with. not good at all. I kept crashing into walls and my mouse was broken so i had to bind the side button to fire. still funny.

*Funny but out of line, and should never be done kids. Its a lie and ruins games. People who hack are trying to compensate for lack of life skills. *

That's just sad.  Running into walls means you didn't know how to play the game before you hacked.  Plus new mice cost $10.  You are seriously one broke fucking stereotypical ethnic ghetto-style individual.

[|iR|Focalor]

You are seriously one broke fucking stereotypical ethnic ghetto-style individual.

Another evil hate crime avoided thanks to clever messageboard coding! You're welcome, black people!

[wallppen]

Ex im better then everyone who posted in this post. That's the most wonderful thing of all. To bad the jordan of quake retired or id rape you. Discuss further.

[ex]

I've seen how you play, no, you're not better than anyone who posted in this thread.  lol...

[|iR|Focalor]

Ex im better then everyone who posted in this post.

"Better than everyone who posted IN THIS POST"... Either you meant to say "better than everyone who posted in this thread", or... you're saying you're better than YOU.