The History of the Earth

[ReCycled]

From cosmic dust, to the planet we know today, this is a documentary covering 4.5 billion years of our planet:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrzFZUCRM34&feature=related


Also one interesting chapter when the Earth lost 95% of it's living creatures about 250 million years ago:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn62AjIpWMw&feature=related

[ex]

Watched this a while back.  Good stuff.

[yahoo]

once upon a time a holy man told me the earth was created in seven days.

[fdrjk]

once upon a time a holy man told me the earth was created in seven days.

It was also created 6000 years ago. 

[yahoo]

once upon a time a holy man told me the earth was created in seven days.

It was also created 6000 years ago. 

one thing that just wont fit in.... how did Noah fit dinosaurs in his ark?

[QwazyWabbit]

The earth WAS created in seven days. It took another 4.5 billion years to pile the fossil record onto it and prepare it for God's supreme achievement: Cats.

[ex]

So how does the 6,000 years ago thing work in all this?

This must be some string theory type of shit, binding different points of time together.  Quite possible, in fact, since we're fairly confident that time itself is simply another dimension, easily manipulated by bends and folds.   

[yahoo]

The earth WAS created in seven days. It took another 4.5 billion years to pile the fossil record onto it and prepare it for God's supreme achievement: Cats.

if Im not mistaken the earth and all the creatures including man were created in 6 days coz the 7th day was rest day. 
I guess that serpent that tempted Adam and Eve was some sort of dinosaur. idk just a theory

[fdrjk]

So how does the 6,000 years ago thing work in all this?

This must be some string theory type of shit, binding different points of time together.  Quite possible, in fact, since we're fairly confident that time itself is simply another dimension, easily manipulated by bends and folds.   

If you haven't gotten the hint, we're making fun of creationism.

[QwazyWabbit]

God may have rested on the 7th day but the earth didn't. She was being fruitful and multiplying. In addition, she was dividing and subtracting.

[ImperiusDamian]

God may have rested on the 7th day but the earth didn't. She was being fruitful and multiplying. In addition, she was dividing and subtracting.

So it was the Earth who invented maths? Where's my railgun??

[ex]

So how does the 6,000 years ago thing work in all this?

This must be some string theory type of shit, binding different points of time together.  Quite possible, in fact, since we're fairly confident that time itself is simply another dimension, easily manipulated by bends and folds.   

If you haven't gotten the hint, we're making fun of creationism.

If you haven't gotten the hint, you don't understand complex humor. 

[QwazyWabbit]

So how does the 6,000 years ago thing work in all this?

This must be some string theory type of shit, binding different points of time together.  Quite possible, in fact, since we're fairly confident that time itself is simply another dimension, easily manipulated by bends and folds.   

If you haven't gotten the hint, we're making fun of creationism.

If you haven't gotten the hint, you don't understand complex humor. 

That wasn't compex humor. This is complex humor:

e^i(tau) = 1 + 0

[fdrjk]

Heh.