Sex, Prostitution, Sluts, Gangbangs, etc.

[soh]

http://img.ibtimes.com/www/articles/20120420/331152_sex-robots-video-roxxxy-prostitutes.htm

 

I can picture the Government & IRS already getting their mouthes wet with all the control and taxes they're going to be gaining with these things

You thought it ended with the FLESHLIGHT



Well you were wrong!

These things are going to sweep the market. Fewer women as prostitutes. Why waste time setting up a gangbang with your buddys and a willing girl when you can just pull it out of your closet. Imagine all the infomercials on TBS and USA for this thing, including Documentaries on HBO. Fewer men probably will go to bars and pick up on women. You can just order one online with the characteristics you want. And have it delivered with the fastest shipping possible

[VaeVictis]

old technology.... just a new wrapper...

also, you are supposed to claim any income due to illegal activities, drug deals, prostitution, whatever, when you file your taxes and the irs has a layer of confidentiality that you cant be tried for filing income on those activities... however you can get screwed over for NOT filing them on your taxes because thats tax evasion and an easy way to take down big time criminals

just file your taxes through the right people though.... some businesses are like "we have to report the athorities now!" and its actually illegal to do that, confidentiality is great some times

only mention this, because the government SHOULD already see income from many activities whether they are legal or not so im sure they dont care

[|iR|Focalor]

Why waste time setting up a gangbang with your buddys and a willing girl when you can just pull it out of your closet.

  Dude! HELL NO! There will NEVER come a day when I'll call up a few of my friends and say, "Hey, get over here, let's all get naked in front of each other and fuck a glorified blow-up doll!" That shit's just gay right there.

This is something the Church of Satan used to be a big campaigner for. (I was a member for more than 10 years, but have since resigned my membership) It's outlined as a major part of their active agenda in their "Pentagonal Revisionism". Actually, this particular type of invention probably spans two of the five points.

4. Development and production of artificial human companions—The forbidden industry. An economic “godsend” which will allow everyone “power” over someone else. Polite, sophisticated, technologically feasible slavery. And the most profitable industry since T.V. and the computer.

5. The opportunity for anyone to live within a total environment of his or her choice, with mandatory adherence to the aesthetic and behavioral standards of same—Privately owned, operated and controlled environments as an alternative to homogenized and polyglot ones. The freedom to insularize oneself within a social milieu of personal well-being. An opportunity to feel, see, and hear that which is most aesthetically pleasing, without interference from those who would pollute or detract from that option.

It's not rocket science though. Ever since man first harnessed the power of electricity into tools that create motion and work, we've had dreams of developing and refining the technology until we could remove the human need for work from the equation. We're getting closer and closer to making it economically feasible. Seriously, who want a hot looking cyborg to do all their housework? Even back in the late 90's, I remember seeing a software program called "Girlfriend Donna" that could do some pretty amazing things as far as artificial intelligence goes. This program a lot of the chat bots available today look downright stupid in comparison, so I have to assume that by now someone would be able to build on such a programs database in a way to make it several times more intelligent and lifelike. Basically it was a program that had a whole ton of live-action recorded AVI videos. You'd start out by being introduced to her. The artificial voice would say, "I am Donna. Are you my new boyfriend?" and then you'd tell her/it your name. You could ask her ALL SORTS of questions about herself, and most of them she would be able to answer with some type of unique reply. What kind of music she liked, her favorite color, her age, her hobbies, even things about her family. Basically what made it a "game" was trying to talk her into taking off all her clothes. Getting her topless was rather easy, but getting her to take off her panties was a bit challenging. Once you got her naked, you could tell her to dance, touch herself, lay down, sit on the bed, even go to different rooms of the house. The next challenge was figuring out what to do to make her orgasm. You'd type in things like "I lick your nipples" or "I squeeze your tits" and that wouldn't do much for her. You could do things like say "I spit in your face" or "I slap your face" and she'd get mad and start putting her clothes back on. If you did enough to piss her off, she'd kick you out and you'd have to start all over. But apparently she enjoyed spanking. You'd say something like "I spank your ass" and she'd get closer to orgasm. The thing that worked best was "I spank your pussy." Eventually if you talked to her enough and asked the right questions, she'd tell you about her dildo and pull it out and start using it. Then once you REALLY got to know her, she'd take you down to her bondage basement where you could tie her up and do all sorts of wild shit to her. Was a pretty interesting little program, especially for the time it was released, probably around 97 or 98. Back then, artificial intelligence was still pretty stupid... as evidenced by the AI opponents in Quake2.

Personally, I don't think I'd get much of a thrill from having sex with a robot no matter how lifelike it ever looks. I'd still know it wasn't real, and that would ruin the whole thing. But I'd sure as hell love to have my own cyborg bodyguard/slave, especially if I could custom tailor it's personality.

[|iR|Focalor]

also, you are supposed to claim any income due to illegal activities, drug deals, prostitution, whatever, when you file your taxes and the irs has a layer of confidentiality that you cant be tried for filing income on those activities... however you can get screwed over for NOT filing them on your taxes because thats tax evasion and an easy way to take down big time criminals

just file your taxes through the right people though.... some businesses are like "we have to report the athorities now!" and its actually illegal to do that, confidentiality is great some times

only mention this, because the government SHOULD already see income from many activities whether they are legal or not so im sure they dont care

HAHAHA!

Okay, okay, lemme get my composure back now.

Yeah, the federal tax code does VERY briefly cover that,...

Illegal activities.   Income from illegal activities, such as money from dealing illegal drugs, must be included in your income on Form 1040, line 21, or on Schedule C or Schedule C-EZ (Form 1040) if from your self-employment activity.

 ...but... come on! Nobody with the smarts enough to make a considerable amount of money from dealing in or distributing narcotics is going to be INSANELY STUPID enough to claim that shit on their tax form OR pay taxes on it. Despite what you've heard, the federal government CAN use that as evidence against you if they ever decide to bring other similar charges against you. If I heard right, the only plus to it would be that the federal government can not seize property and assets gained through such enterprises since taxes were paid on the income, HOWEVER,... since they have no way of knowing exactly how much product you moved and exactly how much income you made, they can get around that without any trouble at all. Because seriously... what kind of bird-brained idiot narcotics kingpin gives you a receipt with your 2 kilos of coke?

Thank you for visiting Venezuelan Juan's Cocaine Emporium! Don't forget your receipt sir! Thank you, come again!

[soh]

Why waste time setting up a gangbang with your buddys and a willing girl when you can just pull it out of your closet.

  Dude! HELL NO! There will NEVER come a day when I'll call up a few of my friends and say, "Hey, get over here, let's all get naked in front of each other and fuck a glorified blow-up doll!" That shit's just gay right there.

Satan is in favor of Gangbangs. No matter how gay(he's also in favor of btw ), morally wrong, against the church it seems.

Let's be honest here guys, this new robot is going to change the world.

[|iR|Focalor]

If I had a cyborg that looked like Selma Hayek in your avatar, I'm sure I'd wanna motorboat those titties every once in a while, of course. But I doubt I'd ever go as far to FUCK it though. No matter how real it looks or feels, part of the whole "aesthetically pleasing" thing for me is to know that I'm running the ole jackhammer up in some REAL muff.

[soh]

She's in a Burger King commercial where her boobs are fucking big and busted


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT_Qd2SfTc0

[Sgt. Dick]

Why waste time setting up a gangbang with your buddys and a willing girl when you can just pull it out of your closet.

  Dude! HELL NO! There will NEVER come a day when I'll call up a few of my friends and say, "Hey, get over here, let's all get naked in front of each other and fuck a glorified blow-up doll!" That shit's just gay right there.

I agree with Foc, plus his response made me 

[VaeVictis]

must thank ya for makin this thread though escher the title will make tastyspleen show up in millions of more google searches lmao

[|iR|Focalor]

Why waste time setting up a gangbang with your buddys and a willing girl when you can just pull it out of your closet.

  Dude! HELL NO! There will NEVER come a day when I'll call up a few of my friends and say, "Hey, get over here, let's all get naked in front of each other and fuck a glorified blow-up doll!" That shit's just gay right there.

I agree with Foc, plus his response made me 

Well that's basically what he implied with that quoted statement. Like a bunch of guys are gonna be sitting around one of ems dumpy apartment on a Friday night watching the game, when one of them says, "Hey, Earl! Let's all get nekkid fuck your sex robot!" I don't see it happening. And if it DOES, MY ASS IS LEAVING. "And no Earl, I will NOT swing by next Friday night to catch the game... or the Friday after that... or the next one. You can go straight to hell, Earl."

[The Happy Friar]

THE GUY IN THE VIDEO HAS A WEDDING RING ON!   

If you're gangbanging the robot then STD's are still a problem, you wouldn't clean out the robot between guys, would ya?

This is like getting a stuffed dog instead of the real thing.  Creepy.  Very very creepy.  It'll be West World before we know it!

[VaeVictis]

THE GUY IN THE VIDEO HAS A WEDDING RING ON!   

If you're gangbanging the robot then STD's are still a problem, you wouldn't clean out the robot between guys, would ya?

This is like getting a stuffed dog instead of the real thing.  Creepy.  Very very creepy.  It'll be West World before we know it!

you have sex with dogs...?

tmi man....

[|iR|Focalor]

THE GUY IN THE VIDEO HAS A WEDDING RING ON!   

If you're gangbanging the robot then STD's are still a problem, you wouldn't clean out the robot between guys, would ya?

This is like getting a stuffed dog instead of the real thing.  Creepy.  Very very creepy.  It'll be West World before we know it!

you have sex with dogs...?

tmi man....

You have to excuse vae. His parents don't let him watch TV-13 programs like Scrubs.

[soh]

  ROFLMAO!




This thread worked out as planned

must thank ya for makin this thread though escher the title will make tastyspleen show up in millions of more google searches lmao

No prob vae

[kren.Z]

"Does it come in male form?" +1
-had to swing by and give my 2c

http://img.ibtimes.com/www/articles/20120420/331152_sex-robots-video-roxxxy-prostitutes.htm

lol'd @ the 2:20 mark. Reminds me of foclar's mom.