Author Topic: Get The Picture.. #2 (Read 4977 times)

peewee_RotA · « **on:** March 05, 2012, 03:26:30 AM »

Week #2. (I'll keep entries and voting open longer this time.)

Post a caption below. Voting starts Wednesday.

The Happy Friar · « **Reply #1 on:** March 05, 2012, 03:57:21 AM »

"Screw cock, I eat THIS!"

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #2 on:** March 05, 2012, 04:07:13 AM »

She shouldn't be drinking wild turkey in her condition.

fdrjk · « **Reply #3 on:** March 05, 2012, 04:08:09 AM »

"Saving the world one cock at a time."

The Happy Friar · « **Reply #4 on:** March 05, 2012, 09:26:28 AM »

I'm pretty sure that's a pheasant. A "cock" is a rooster.

EDIT: I tweaked mine, my mind was in a bigger gutter this morning then I thought it was.

haunted · « **Reply #5 on:** March 05, 2012, 10:10:07 AM »

Hell yeah that's a pheasant, good eatin'.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #6 on:** March 05, 2012, 03:58:42 PM »

Since year before last, I see them pretty regularly around my place now. Had one come strutting by the fishing pond out back while I was fishing a year or two ago. At first I thought one of my neighbors roosters had gotten loose. When I realized what it was, I went tearing around the pond after it with my big buck skinning knife. I was gonna tackle the sumbitch, cut it's head off, and eat it. My neighbor probably thought I was fucking crazy, but who cares, free mature pheasant is worth acting like a retard over, lol. Of course I didn't get it, closest I got was maybe 10 feet from it, but shit, it was worth a shot. Haven't seen any out there this winter and fall though, had about 6 or 8 geese claiming turf on the pond. Those annoying bastards have kept the wild ducks away too. Making shitloads of noise in the mornings and shitting everywhere. I imagine they've laid a few eggs somewhere out there. Hopefully the neighbors dog found them and ate them.

About the picture caption... I ain't feelin' this one too much. Something something about wearing latex rubbers when handling cock and it not working cuz she's obviously knocked up... that's all I got.

QwazyWabbit · « **Reply #7 on:** March 05, 2012, 04:06:15 PM »

Get the pot ready pappy, we got some fresh road kill tonight!

haunted · « **Reply #8 on:** March 05, 2012, 04:45:59 PM »

Pheasant is like peacock except better. quail > pigeon / pheasant / dove(i don't even waste my time shooting them, though) / farm raised duck > brackish water drinking skinny ass duck > brant breast > goose/swan... in a nutshell that's the order for foul/game taste, for me. I excluded cornish hens on purpose because I don't even know where you'd hunt those bastards, plus it's like a better tasting chicken haha, unfair comparison kind of. Through farm raised duck in there, although not game, because I'd rather have that than just about anything.

posted that in the wrong thread... haha

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #9 on:** March 05, 2012, 05:05:02 PM »

"See, I like more than just cock"

"I stopped for cock, but all I got was a pheasant"

"Do pheasants make you fat, I know cocks do"

"After what the last cock did to me, I use protection now"

[BTF] Reflex · « **Reply #10 on:** March 05, 2012, 10:30:36 PM »

We don't need to vote, that last one is the winner Sgt

adz1La · « **Reply #11 on:** March 05, 2012, 10:46:21 PM »

"I gotz mah babeh's first meal, yup"

adz1La · « **Reply #12 on:** March 05, 2012, 10:47:30 PM »

Quote from: adz1La on March 05, 2012, 10:46:21 PM

"I gotz mah babeh's first meal, yup"

also can't help but think that someone in the car is pissed about a stolen bird, and is going to run the trailer trash over....

VaeVictis · « **Reply #13 on:** March 06, 2012, 12:25:39 AM »

triple kill in 3, 2, 1...

Waffle Whiffer · « **Reply #14 on:** March 06, 2012, 12:53:29 PM »

"moo"

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Author Topic: Get The Picture.. #2 (Read 4977 times)

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