Busted for getting their kink on

[Sgt. Dick]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/02/14/couples-valentines-role-playing-ends-in-arrests/?test=latestnews

  now everyone knows.

[peewee_RotA]

One person commented: "Keep Portland weird, man."
 

[|iR|Focalor]

That is so fucking retarded! Not what they did, hell, if a man and a woman wanna do something a little less than vanilla and it's completely consensual, who gives a shit, it ain't really breaking any laws. Now if someone saw them and they were doing it in public, yeah, that's disorderly conduct and they could be charged accordingly. But there's no fucking reason whatsoever for some national news organization to go posting a story about it when it's a simple misdemeanor offense that shouldn't include any jail time at all other than the standard booking and bond they do, which is mainly just to generate revenue when it's a menial offense like that. This shit could affect their careers potentially. And like I said, it'll probably end up being like a less than 200 dollar fine each and no jail time (or "time served" for the time they spent in the holding cell waiting for the bondsman to show up). Hell, I got caught having sex at around 10pm on top of the parking deck in the middle of downtown Athens several years back by 2 bicycle cops, and they let us off with a warning, which is what the cops SHOULD have done in this case too. If I were that couple, Fox would be hearing from my fucking lawyer.

From the looks of her pic... man, I bet she's a fun fuck too.  She's got that crazy drunken monkey sex look about her. Personally I have more sense these days than to do any kinky shit of that nature in public or in front of people unless it's at one of those members-only swingers/BDSM clubs. About the only things you can't do in those places is knife play with cutting and blood, and gun play. Hell, I've seen Sirs/Madams/Masters beat the living HELL out of their subs with big fat studded paddles and razor straps leaving ungodly welts and sometimes drawing blood. Crazy shit, but some chicks really get off on getting whipped half to death. Hell, some of them can't cum at all without that type of work-up no matter how hard you ram the dick to them.

[Sgt. Dick]

I with you Foc, once the cops got the story from both parties (the female after they removed the tape from her mouth  ), they should have been let go NO ARREST.

I do find it funny that everyone who knows them now probably looks at them a little different now. (some good, some bad)  I would look at the chick and probably find her sexier than before 

[The Happy Friar]

Since they were doing it in public I'd assume that they expected people to watch them.

Heck, this could of been part of the plan.

[The Dreaming Dragon]

Its not News anymore...its Info-tainment . It gets traffic to rubberneck at the more interesting social accidents...like us !

And the "harm" it caused was the need to jumpstart old Mrs Abernathy's pacemaker after she discovered them Roleplaying. Public panic inducing silliness.

So they get a lil infamy and shadenfruede luls from the rest of us...

A win-win!

 

[|iR|Focalor]

Since they were doing it in public I'd assume that they expected people to watch them.

Heck, this could of been part of the plan.

Not exactly. They were probably role-playing that he kidnapped her, stripped her naked, tied her up, drove her a supposedly "strange" location (even though it was their own house, part of the role-playing) where he was supposed to "rape" her. They probably never intended for someone else to see and freak the fuck out about it. Sometimes people into that type of kinky elaborate role-playing are also exhibitionists, but I doubt that was the plan in this case. This was just two people not using their god damned brains to think about what might happen if someone saw anything. Most people have camera phones these days. If someone sees you doing dumb shit in traffic, they won't hesitate to snap a few shots or a video of it where they can easily recall your license plate number. Hey, I'm not saying what they did was smart at all. I just think it's ridiculous that Fox News is so hard up for some public attention that they'll dig some trivial shit about someones personal life out of the police blotter without giving one single fuck about what it might do to the people involved. This ain't like some repeat DUI offense where they have to put your picture in the local paper because some asshole cunts that run MADD want everlasting revenge for someone ELSE killing their son or daughter. It's "disorderly conduct" which is broad ambiguous term that's usually used as the charge when the law doesn't want to embarass someone too badly because it's such a minor offense and they usually don't have a record. It can cover anything from public intoxication to using profanity in public on up to misdemeanor possession of drugs. Obviously the police had no intention of completely ruining these peoples lives over a dumb mistake and lapse in judgment,... but Fox News obviously has even worse judgment than someone who pretends to kidnap a willing nude woman in public.

[VaeVictis]

this is like having a news story on the manager of walmart getting a parking ticket...

actually read foc's huge post, and have to agree with it entirely.... wtf is wrong with fox news >_> hmm... sounds like a fun thread title in the politics section for those of you who post there

[The Happy Friar]

It's not just fox news, it's almost all news.

Up here a woman got charged with adultery because she got caught with her boyfriend having sex in public.  Only way you could get charged with adultery here is if 1) you're married, 2) you're caught & 3) you're caught in public.

I told my wife that if a married couple got caught having sex (or doing something like this) it wouldn't make the news because they're married.

[peewee_RotA]

The local newspapers in my region do this crap all the time.

My uncle lost his job because one of them printed a story about him being arrested. He was never arrested and they refused to print a retraction.

[ImperiusDamian]

I think most "news" organisations are so DESPERATE for shit to report on, they'll put ANYTHING up and call it news.

I guess they're forgetting that there is actually a lot of REAL news going on in the world...

[The Happy Friar]

Local is no problem.  It's in the police blotter anyway.  It's when stuff like this makes national news.   

In the past three years, someone in the areas with my name has had a warrant out for back child support and has been arrested for DWI.  Fun stuff. 

[haunted]

I disagree with focalor and most of you at a glance here... which I don't want to see that shit on the main media either, but... having a stance like that on this single issue, what does it do to journalism integrity?

In this situation, multiple witnesses saw a possible psycho with a naked woman taped up in his car while driving around, 9 cars were dispatched, it was already news once local media heard it on the scanner. It took quite awhile to track them down to get to the bottom of it, the longer it takes them, the more applicable it is on the news. The police finally find them, and make the BIG mistake: instead of giving some kind of warning like foc said, they arrest them / take them in for processing. Arrested near a bigger city in Oregon.... Not putting this on the news would be violating journalism integrity without a doubt. Using discretion with whether or not the cops should have been more lenient violates journalism integrity... Once they got locked up it was news, and if they get a lawyer, he needs to direct his efforts at the local PD. If this was a misdemeanor as Foc said, then you should be able to plead guilty by signing / agreeing to show up to a court date..........unless they refused to do this?

[peewee_RotA]

So in reality this story is about celebrating the good citizens who stepped up to stop a potential crime. A feel good story, so to speak.

[Sgt. Dick]

Yes for the citizens for reporting, no for the cops making a arrest after finding out the truth about what happened.