Did you know... [Curiosities]

[Zeppelin]

http://www.pcworld.com/article/118664/government_uses_color_laser_printer_technology_to_track_documents.html

i got this on google

[VaeVictis]

http://www.pcworld.com/article/118664/government_uses_color_laser_printer_technology_to_track_documents.html

i got this on google

so fuck with the system and dot the shit outa the page on purpose >

[peewee_RotA]

Every page we print contains an invisible serial number used to trace documents back to the printer used.


 

links?

No, serial numbers. It would be very hard to get a hyperlink to work when printed on paper.

[soh]

Where is he?

[yahoo]

Every page we print contains an invisible serial number used to trace documents back to the printer used.


 

links?

No, serial numbers. It would be very hard to get a hyperlink to work when printed on paper.

good ole dot matrix is still the most reliable I may say.

[Zeppelin]

There's a guy named kentuckyfriedcruelty.com

[Zeppelin]

Honda were to release the car "Fitta" in Scandinavia, before realising that Fitta means pussy in Nordic. Slogans included: "Honda pussy is small on the outside, but great when you come inside" & "The size is small, but big surprise. Honda pussy is a daily pleasure."

[Zeppelin]

Bill Clinton sent only two e-mails while President, and one was to see if he could do it right.



The most expensive photo ever sold was $4.3 million. It was of a river, and it was photoshopped.

[fdrjk]

Writing a googolplex in standard form is physically impossible, since doing so would require more space than the known universe provides.

(Proof)

Consider printing the digits of a googolplex in unreadable, one-point font (0.353 mm per digit). It would take about 3.5×10^96 metres to write a googolplex in one-point font. The observable universe is estimated to be 8.80×10^26 meters, or 93 billion light-years, in diameter, so the distance required to write the necessary zeroes is 4.0×10^69 times as long as the estimated universe.

[The Happy Friar]

Writing a googolplex in standard form is physically impossible, since doing so would require more space than the known universe provides.
(Proof)
Consider printing the digits of a googolplex in unreadable, one-point font (0.353 mm per digit). It would take about 3.5×10^96 metres to write a googolplex in one-point font. The observable universe is estimated to be 8.80×10^26 meters, or 93 billion light-years, in diameter, so the distance required to write the necessary zeroes is 4.0×10^69 times as long as the estimated universe.

Wordwrap.  PWNED!

[quadz]

Wordwrap.  PWNED!

Hehe; indeed.  But I wonder if there's even enough room in the cubic volume of the known universe to word-wrap a paper thin printing of

1x10^10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 digits.

[The Happy Friar]

If you're just going based on diameter of the universe, adding 1mm to it's height you'd almost triple the space available for your text from it's original 0.353mm height.   So I'd assume you would.

[Zeppelin]

The bandwidth of the human penis is 1,687.5 TeraBytes/sec.

(1) The human cell contains 75 MB of genetic information.
(2) A sperm 37.5 MB.
(3) In a milliliter, we have 100 million sperms.
(4) On average, one ejaculation releases 2.25 ml in 5 seconds.
(5) Using basic math we can compute the bandwidth of the human male penis as:
(37.5MB x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37,500,000 bytes/sperm x 100,000,000 sperm/ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 seconds = 1,687,500,000,000,000 bytes/sec = 1,687.5 TeraBytes/sec.

[fdrjk]

The most painful thing a human can endure is a cluster headache.

[ImperiusDamian]

The most painful thing a human can endure is a cluster headache.

How about a clusterfuck?