2012 Resolutions

[THERSOfi]

My resolution is to read more of my books I haven't gotten around to yet. Seeing a row of books with a bookmark shoved in the early chapters of each one is sickening reminder of my procrastination.
Maybe to also spend less time with you folks, it's obviously deteriorating my mental health.

[[BTF]Dizzy]

Well, plan one is that I intend to hit Yoga a bit more than I have. I'm also training to do a double century with a few friends in the fall. I find that a bit scary since I haven't biked a lot in the past few years, but I'm really looking forward to it!

[|iR|Focalor]

Sometimes you can read the classics WHILE you browse internet messageboards. Another board I'm on had a bot post a page or two from The Grapes of Wrath with a few eloquently spammed links to Nike and Gucci products in the middle of sentences.

[Whirlingdervish]

Mine is to stop putting up with the vast amount of stupidity in this world and to start knifing motherfuckers for it.

just knife yourself, its faster

its impossible to stab everyone on the internet who acts stupid

the internet != the world.


I can see where you might get confused tho...

[VaeVictis]

"You can stab a man to death only once... but you can beat him half to death every day of his life." - ancient Focalorian proverb

LOL thats awesome

but i think im some cases once might be enough

[|iR|Focalor]

but i think im some cases once might be enough

You think you're some case? You think once would be enough for you? We'll just have to see what kind of a mood I'm in after the first beating I give you, I can't promise anything.

[soh]

Mine is to stop putting up with the vast amount of stupidity in this world and to start knifing motherfuckers for it.

just knife yourself, its faster

its impossible to stab everyone on the internet who acts stupid

the internet != the world.


I can see where you might get confused tho...

Me too

[travolta]

Half to death = not dead.

I ain't wanting to do it to make the peasants in Q2 fear me, they already fear me for my immense penis size and post count, but mostly for the fact that I type most of those posts WITH my huge penis. I just want to be able to have the same stamina that I used to. Used to be able to spend all day long ripping through trees with a bow saw and toting 6 foot sections of tree trunks on my shoulder when I'd go camping in the mountains. My backs gotten way too used to sitting all day. Taking the big containers of xmas decorations around the side of the house to store them in the basement made me fully aware of just how out of shape I am. And I ain't getting any younger. I don't wanna wake up one day and be 40 and be too out of shape and too old to even have the option of getting back INTO shape.

 Whoa! whoa! whoa!  40 is the new 30!

[|iR|Focalor]

At any rate, you should start living in 2012. I mean really "living", doing all the things you really want to do before you die. Looks like Iran's right on schedule with their military nuclear development program. They promised that by some point in 2012 they'd be a nuclear power. Now they're staring the west down, daring us to make a move. This could be very very bad for the entire globe. Lots of possible negative outcomes. Global nuclear holocaust at the worst. Possibly the World War 3 initiated by the Iranians (that we always thought would come by way of the Russians). Very possibly gas shortages to totally fuck up the worldwide economy and everyone's lives, which would make the recent depression/recession look like a mere hiccup.

Live it up, bitches. The shit might hit the fucking fan.

[soh]

It's a freakin depression is what it is. Son of a bitch fucking economy

... alright alright, it could be worse though. But come on! Unemployment is bad right about now

[Krlll Mule]

My resolution is to read more of my books I haven't gotten around to yet. Seeing a row of books with a bookmark shoved in the early chapters of each one is sickening reminder of my procrastination.
Maybe to also spend less time with you folks, it's obviously deteriorating my mental health.

If you start reading The Real http://www.secretrealms.com/, you will finish it quickly. Fiction. History. Mystery.....REDRUM.  So well written, it truely is a page turner......

[Krlll Mule]

O yea, I resolve to get my Q2 up and going again so I can school some of you smartypants kids on how to rail.  Only need a couple hours..but sheesh..where does the time go?

Drop 35 pounds of lard by June 30th.  Heh, everybody WANTS to lose weight.  I've been on a secret diet (that I will publish in a book later) and I have no doubt it will work.  Having 13 steep stairs in your home helps.

[THERSOfi]

My resolution is to read more of my books I haven't gotten around to yet. Seeing a row of books with a bookmark shoved in the early chapters of each one is sickening reminder of my procrastination.
Maybe to also spend less time with you folks, it's obviously deteriorating my mental health.

If you start reading The Real http://www.secretrealms.com/, you will finish it quickly. Fiction. History. Mystery.....REDRUM.  So well written, it truely is a page turner......

I'm assuming you're Corncob...? Maybe?

The book looks pretty interesting, I've always been into paranormal stories.
It got nothing but positive reviews from a ton of sources.
Looks like it's right up my alley.
Thanks.

[|iR|Focalor]

Having 13 steep stairs in your home helps.

Oh yeah, some stair climbing will do it. When I started as a pipefitters apprentice, the pipefitter the foreman had me helping was an even worse pothead than ME. He couldn't remember jack shit, only thought about 1 step ahead of where he was. The big multi-story church we were working on had a multi-level parking deck out back of it where we kept all the supplies and shit on the job so it wouldn't get rained on and filthy from sitting around inside the building. That motherfucker made me trek up and down those stairs probably 80 times a day going to get fittings and tools and other shit. I was only a tad bit overweight at the time, but I probably dropped 30 lbs in 2 months doing that bullshit. They were steel steps without the concrete poured in them yet too, which made it all the more fun to carry that heavy shit up them while trying not to twist and break my fucking ankles on them. You basically have to step on the front part of them with the middle of your foot. And if your boots are wet, there's always the possibility of slipping off them and having your face/teeth smash into the steps or the shit you're carrying. It's even MORE fun when the asshole is beeping you on the nextel radio hollering at you to "HURRY THE FUCK UP!!!"

God damn, I fucking hated that guy. Came pretty close to bashing his brains out with a crescent wrench a few times, but I realized I'd get fired for it even if he did have it coming, so I just kept my mouth shut and my temper bottled and did my job. Eventually he did get fired though. Most everyone hated him, so no one was sad to see him go.

[|iR|Focalor]

So apparently you're on a childish ninja kick recently, am I right? And now you're gonna sit here talking shit about me "dying dishonorably" by posting a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle video (bravo on that one too, cuz THAT won't make you look retarded at ALL will it?). Who's gonna make me die? You? Motherfucker, you don't know shit about martial arts, you're probably one of those 30 year old douchebags that makes a homemade sword out of dowel rods, covers it in foam padding, and then play fights with your other idiot friends who also think it's cool to be white and have an obsession with asian animated bullshit and fake culture. Get a life, motherfucker. You know damn well you'd never have the balls to stand face to face with someone like me and look me in the eyes much less begin to pick a fight with me or anyone else who isn't a 3 foot tall midget. You live in a fantasy world, son. I really mean that too. It's obvious even in the way you think you're crusading against the evil people like me of one internet messageboard called Tastyspleen. Wake up to reality, get your shit straight, and quit being such a dumb delusional fuck about life in general.