Author Topic: Random Thoughts (Read 10861 times)

ztev0 · « **on:** November 26, 2011, 09:37:18 PM »

Something ever popped into your head, spur of the moment out of nowhere that has made you chuckle? Post here. I will start...

I could imagine tubby on his wedding day taking his vows.....Tubby do you take mrs tubby for better or for worse fridge or no fridge

I always think of gayvolta when travolta comes on the servers

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #1 on:** November 27, 2011, 06:27:04 AM »

I always thought Tubby should be on the show - The Biggest Loser" he could win even if he isn't fat.

Tubby would definitely lose if JaQueero was on the show.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #2 on:** November 27, 2011, 09:40:01 AM »

I wonder if Pilsbury ever had plans to have a Pilsbury Doughgirl as a mascot and decided against it because people might think they'd get yeast infections from their products. Maybe that's where the term "whisker biscuit" came from.

If a catcher wears a catchers mitt, why can't ovens wear oven mitts?

If weight training involves lifting weights, why doesn't animal training involve lifting animals?

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #3 on:** November 27, 2011, 01:55:52 PM »

Why do you park in the driveway and drive on the parkway

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #4 on:** November 27, 2011, 02:35:20 PM »

What is the speed of dark?

The Happy Friar · « **Reply #5 on:** November 27, 2011, 02:55:37 PM »

Why doesn't burning wood for fuel count as using renewable energy?

How come school kids are taught the USA is a capitalistic country when schools themselves are run by the govt, payed for by a mandatory tax that citizens can't say no to and deemed by the govt that everyone is required to be taught by the public school system if the govt things they're not being taught "good enough."

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #6 on:** November 27, 2011, 06:11:31 PM »

Quote from: The Happy Friar on November 27, 2011, 02:55:37 PM

How come school kids are taught the USA is a capitalistic country when schools themselves are run by the govt, payed for by a mandatory tax that citizens can't say no to and deemed by the govt that everyone is required to be taught by the public school system if the govt things they're not being taught "good enough."

Because the better schools are private, you pay tuition on the year much higher than the school tax on the year, and they make a nice profit off you. Capitalism.

soh · « **Reply #7 on:** November 27, 2011, 06:15:50 PM »

Al Bundy Wife Chant

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #8 on:** November 27, 2011, 11:52:48 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0dtaaUD428

Cop faggot (bundle of sticks) on the left at 1:35 came pretty close to arresting me in 2006 for having sex in public on the top level of the parking deck in the smack-dab middle of downtown Athens. I hope he gets run over by a soccer mom in a Ford Explorer and killed.

QwazyWabbit · « **Reply #9 on:** November 28, 2011, 04:28:30 AM »

Why do you have to chop a tree down before you can chop it up?

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #10 on:** November 29, 2011, 06:31:57 PM »

If fat people get stretch marks, do thin people get shrink marks?

Do crazy people get to wear short-sleeved straight jackets in the summer?

Why is it called a pillow case? It's more like a pillow bag or a pillow sack.

ztev0 · « **Reply #11 on:** November 29, 2011, 08:58:26 PM »

i just pictured some fat fat guy walking down the street with his ass hanging out of his pants and the song "escape aka the pina colada song" playing in the background

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVdhZwK7cS8

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #12 on:** November 30, 2011, 12:22:20 AM »

Why don't black people get tattoos with white ink? I CAN'T SEE YOUR TATTOOS WITH BLACK OR BLUE INK, MORONS.

[BTF]Sigma · « **Reply #13 on:** November 30, 2011, 12:39:14 AM »

Quote from: peewee_RotA on November 27, 2011, 02:35:20 PM

What is the speed of dark?

Just before the speed of lint.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #14 on:** November 30, 2011, 01:37:49 PM »

Some people have too much time on their hands.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDWqJe1dCgY

Author Topic: Random Thoughts (Read 10861 times)

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