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Funniest shit talking EVER!!!!
« on: October 15, 2011, 12:31:29 AM »
i would have posted this in irc moments in time but this would have to be the funniest rage ever. I'm not sure if you guys know "baseq2" aka Hi!, the guy who started the thread in the help section raging at r1ch about the new r1q2 http://tastyspleen.net/quake/forums/index.php?topic=17316.0

well anyways i played him on q2rdm1 he was raging the whole way through, then i mymapped gladdm1 and it included some of the funniest rage talk i have ever seen (see demo) and after i left the rage continued. HEMAD!

(uvula):(railz) die: fuck you bronce
(uvula): (railz) die: bronco
(uvula): (railz) die: shithead
(uvula): (railz) BlackWalnut: who is that?
(uvula): (railz) die: its cuz of ppl like u that this game totally fucking died
(uvula): (railz) BlackWalnut: man you are talking to whom?
(uvula): (railz) die: shut the fuck up asshole
(uvula): (railz) BlackWalnut: you mad?
(uvula): (railz) die: eat shit fuckhead
(uvula): (railz) BlackWalnut: lol you mad?
(uvula): (railz) die: when ur children get raped, dont cry
(uvula): (railz) die: i wont
(uvula): (railz) BlackWalnut: you mad?>
(uvula): (railz) die: give me ur address if u think i'm mad
(uvula): (railz) BlackWalnut: bring it captain fag
(uvula): (railz) die: address?
(uvula): (railz) die: ur a scared little BITCH
(uvula): (railz) BlackWalnut: and if you knew bronco.... you'd know his ping
(uvula): (railz) die: he went to spec
(uvula): (railz) die: and left like a fucking bitch
(uvula): (railz) BlackWalnut: he prob did it to save you the embarrassment
(uvula): (railz) die: what embarassment?
(uvula): (railz) die: dude he PICKED A MAP HE COULD HIDE ON
(uvula): (railz) die: ONLY TO PISS ME OFF
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Re: Funniest shit talking EVER!!!!
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2011, 04:49:46 AM »
I'm never actually sure if this guy is trolling or being serious...he was pulling this on t4 the other day, as well as routinely on rails (how he is a top tier railer), etc.
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Re: Funniest shit talking EVER!!!!
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2011, 10:52:04 AM »
lol :dohdohdoh:
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Re: Funniest shit talking EVER!!!!
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2011, 04:44:57 PM »
I'm never actually sure if this guy is trolling or being serious...he was pulling this on t4 the other day, as well as routinely on rails (how he is a top tier railer), etc.

hes an ok railer... but... with 15 ping he damn well should be lol

i would never under any circumstance consider him top tier :)

plus, he was raging a lot calling me a definite wallhack several times during some 2v2 on fury earlier lol was fun games though :)
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Re: Funniest shit talking EVER!!!!
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2011, 05:09:36 PM »
Quote from: VaeVictis

i would never under any circumstance consider him top tier :)


maybe top tear?  :lolsign:
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Re: Funniest shit talking EVER!!!!
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2011, 07:15:41 AM »
Good ole EX

I see nothing has changed.  :dohdohdoh:
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« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2011, 07:44:19 AM »
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Re: Funniest shit talking EVER!!!!
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2011, 12:41:53 PM »
 :bump: just for ex  :razzberry:
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Re: Funniest shit talking EVER!!!!
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2011, 01:21:40 PM »
considering that he could only manage to go 1:1 with me in FFA railz this month while I'm not using sound and rocking 3 times his ping, he's far from a top tier player on railz.

I'd put money on him getting schooled in insta duel by pretty much anyone who has posted in this thread.
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« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2011, 01:47:39 PM »
demo or stfu
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« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2011, 09:38:55 PM »
Glad to know I own you in your own small mind.

I wouldn't waste my time posting a demo of me raping you.  I'm not insecure.   :afro:
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« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2011, 12:08:35 AM »
Glad to know I own you in your own small mind.

I wouldn't waste my time posting a demo of me raping you.  I'm not insecure.   :afro:

wait... did you just claim to rape playboy?

 :lolsign:
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« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2011, 03:59:39 AM »
Timelimit hit.
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« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2011, 08:39:13 AM »
par for the course^
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« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2011, 09:20:46 AM »
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