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Offline harryhood

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this is so lame i hate MY ISP ER SOMTHING
« on: January 10, 2006, 04:46:14 PM »
Your connection is:    496 Kbps      (about 0.5 Mbps)
You downloaded at:    61 kB/s
Your TRuSPEED: ^info^   531 Kbps :: 65 kB/s (7% overhead factored)
Bottom Line:   You are running: 9 times faster than 56K and can download 1 megabyte in 16.79 second(s)
Diagnosis:   May need help : running at only 14.69 % of your hosts average (mchsi.com)
avg mchsi.com (3376 Kbps)
Typical Cable (256 - 4000)
Typical DSL (256 - 1500)
Satellite (700)
ISDN (64 - 128)
Dial Up (28.8 - 56)

I did a test on my ISP speed. 14% of what they claim its speeds are. WTF. GAY. Look at my ping in quake II I HAVE CABLE MODEM AND I PAY $50 A MONTH.




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Re: this is so lame i hate MY ISP ER SOMTHING
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2006, 05:21:32 PM »
Get DSL. Verizon is the best.
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Re: this is so lame i hate MY ISP ER SOMTHING
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2006, 05:34:46 PM »
Your download speed : 107 kbps or 13.3 KB/sec.
Your upload speed : 58 kbps or 7.3 KB/sec.

Cable connect from Vancouver to Seattle.

http://www.dslreports.com/stest  <---- dsl report with a cable connect, hmmm



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Re: this is so lame i hate MY ISP ER SOMTHING
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2006, 05:45:53 PM »
Download Speed: 2804 kbps (350.5 KB/sec transfer rate)
Upload Speed: 543 kbps (67.9 KB/sec transfer rate)

Virginia to Washington DC

Download Speed: 2792 kbps (349 KB/sec transfer rate)
Upload Speed: 315 kbps (39.4 KB/sec transfer rate)

Virginia to Seattle
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Re: this is so lame i hate MY ISP ER SOMTHING
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2006, 05:50:54 PM »
    
Bandwidth meter

Bandwidth calculation is measured against that of CNET's Internet Services. Bandwidth may be higher or lower depending on Internet congestion. Calculated tests do not reflect server reliability and speed.

        
      Connection Type            Connection Speed
     28.8 Kbps                        Dial-up 28.8k      
   
     33.6 Kbps                        Dial-up 33.6k      
   
     53.3 Kbps                        Dial-up 56k      
   
     384.0 Kbps                       DSL/Cable 384k      
   
     768.0 Kbps                       DSL/Cable 768k      
   
     1500.0 Kbps                      Cable/DSL 1.5Mbps      
   
     1544.0 Kbps                      Full T1 1.544Mbps      
   
     3000.0 Kbps                      N x T1 3.0Mbps      
   
     6000.0 Kbps                      T3 6.0Mbps      
   
     15000.0 Kbps                     T3 15Mbps      
   
     30000.0 Kbps                     T3 30Mbps      
   
     136000 Kbps - You           136000 kbps
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Re: this is so lame i hate MY ISP ER SOMTHING
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2006, 06:35:09 PM »
What connection is that?  :ubershock:
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Re: this is so lame i hate MY ISP ER SOMTHING
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2006, 07:02:16 PM »
backbone baby!
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« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2006, 07:28:25 PM »
damn, thats some babyback bullshit!
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Re: this is so lame i hate MY ISP ER SOMTHING
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2006, 08:10:57 PM »
lol, no i was doing a speedtest and thats what i got from cnet, but i am nowhere near that fast.
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« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2006, 09:43:29 PM »
IM 136000 Kbps - You           136000 kbps?? wtf does that mean
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« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2006, 10:10:57 PM »
Vancouver to Seattle

Your download speed : 2113 kbps or 264.2 KB/sec.
Your upload speed : 468 kbps or 58.5 KB/sec.

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« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2006, 10:16:07 PM »
4.5 Mbps

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« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2006, 01:45:22 AM »
3.2 megabits per second
Communications 3.2 megabits per second
Storage 387.3 kilobytes per second
1MB file download 2.6 seconds
Subjective rating Awesome


ok ok, this is one is accurate.

but i have gotten 1MB+/sec off of the fastest servers.
and i get around 500-600KB/sec avg.
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« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2006, 11:12:43 AM »
download rate of 386.13 kilobytes per second
upload rate of 46.09 kilobytes per second

Yea, that looks about right.  But hey, if it gives me a 50-60 ping on the tastyspleen network (im fron NY / server is in Texas)
then i'm a happy man.

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« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2006, 11:38:16 AM »
1.9 megabits per second
Communications 1.9 megabits per second
Storage 228.8 kilobytes per second
1MB file download 4.5 seconds
Subjective rating Great

2mb connection.
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