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who the fuck is bonzai and turtle?
« on: June 17, 2011, 01:38:54 AM »
those are the most fucken annoying little fuckers on tastyspleen? all that spamming and bullshit, and bla bla bla, too much disturbance, can't concentrate!

well, just wanted to tell to you 2 eat a ton of that shit  :spam: and die  :ohreally:
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Re: who the fuck is bonzai and turtle?
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2011, 04:30:28 AM »
whoa someones mad
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Re: who the fuck is bonzai and turtle?
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2011, 06:27:26 AM »
They're both sluts.  :ohreally:
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Re: who the fuck is bonzai and turtle?
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2011, 08:07:52 AM »
I agree that both are annoying and that they should:

eat ... shit ... and die 

btw, if they're spamming mm1 during your matches make condumps for the admins.
same if they are spamming you with private messages.

it takes maybe 20 keystrokes to mute the fuck out of them, but it'll only happen if it can be shown that they are intentionally being disruptive and ruining other people's experience
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Re: who the fuck is bonzai and turtle?
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2011, 08:48:53 AM »
well.... turtle is a noob who talks a lot of shit and only is semi-decent on dm1 teams... and bonzai is a noob who talks a lot of shit and is known for being a fucking PUSSY when he plays (he makes kickr0 look as offensive as purri i swear)

they are both stupid little fucks :) turtle is trying to be as fucking annoying as .talent was for awhile (skillz cousin), and bonz has just always been a bitch :p
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Re: who the fuck is bonzai and turtle?
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2011, 09:19:10 AM »
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Bonzai is a miniturized tree

Turtle is a small tortoise

:P was easy
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Re: who the fuck is bonzai and turtle?
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2011, 11:59:10 AM »
My match with zorre.

Near was railed by zorre
Near almost dodged zorre's rocket
Near was railed by zorre
Near was railed by zorre
Near was cut in half by zorre's chaingun
Near was railed by zorre
Barton entered the game
Out of item: railgun
Out of item: grenade launcher
Near almost dodged zorre's rocket
Out of item: machinegun
Near was cut in half by zorre's chaingun
(.turtle)(private message) wow dude ur getting it in the ass
(.turtle)(private message) wow dude ur getting it in the ass
(.turtle)(private message) wow dude ur getting it in the ass

Out of item: railgun
Near: :)
(.turtle)(private message) wow dude ur getting it in the ass
(.turtle)(private message) wow dude ur getting it in the ass
(.turtle)(private message) wow dude ur getting it in the ass
(.turtle)(private message) wow dude ur getting it in the ass
(.turtle)(private message) wow dude ur getting it in the ass

Near: :)
oltun: that was nice
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(.turtle)(private message) you done crying????
Near was cut in half by zorre's chaingun
ero entered the game
anticheat ero is not using anticheat.
1 minute remaining.
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Near: :)
(.turtle)(private message) CRY MORE
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(.turtle)(private message) CRY MORE
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« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2011, 12:54:46 PM »
sounds like turtle... lol

ps: zorre is a fucking beast
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« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2011, 01:54:21 PM »
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who the fuck is bonzai and turtle?


Bonzai is a miniturized tree

Turtle is a small tortoise

:P was easy

lmao. BTW where the fuckity fuck have you been? why don't u play? u r missing out on some funny shit when gazz is around
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Re: who the fuck is bonzai and turtle?
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2011, 03:47:26 PM »
I enjoy playing when Gazza is there.  I like to see him whine.
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« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2011, 07:04:53 PM »
Unfortunately for some reason there's flood protection against private message spam.
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« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2011, 02:33:12 AM »
I've warned both of these two many times.. In addition to be muted by 'WallFly[BZZZ]' a few times. It does seem like their goal to TRY to make it so other people don't have a good time on the servers.

It may be time to start cracking down on them a little harder if really stupid stuff like pm spam continues

 :fight:
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« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2011, 06:34:40 AM »
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who the fuck is bonzai and turtle?


Bonzai is a miniturized tree

Turtle is a small tortoise

:P was easy

lmao. BTW where the fuckity fuck have you been? why don't u play? u r missing out on some funny shit when gazz is around

Yeah I was kinda busy lately coz I need to do some stuff in the office lately which is unlike before that I can do my work at home.

Just give my kisses and hugs to gazzy :P
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« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2011, 08:54:22 PM »
those are the most fucken annoying little fuckers on tastyspleen? all that spamming and bullshit, and bla bla bla, too much disturbance, can't concentrate!

well, just wanted to tell to you 2 eat a ton of that shit  :spam: and die  :ohreally:


turtle loves turtles, and bonzai... is the greatest!!
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« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2011, 11:41:09 PM »
I've warned both of these two many times.. In addition to be muted by 'WallFly[BZZZ]' a few times. It does seem like their goal to TRY to make it so other people don't have a good time on the servers.

It may be time to start cracking down on them a little harder if really stupid stuff like pm spam continues

 :fight:

bonz was being a total bitch when me and naym were playing yesterday too :/

guess they have been opening their fat mouths during matches a lot lately...
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