Author Topic: Funny and weird news (Read 8861 times)

ztev0 · « **on:** June 02, 2011, 04:23:17 PM »

I thought this sought of shit only happened in the USA

but it appears to have happened here in Aus. here is a news article i read.

A MAN caught near Nobbys Beach with his penis in a pasta sauce jar led police on a 20 kmh car chase, Newcastle Local Court heard yesterday.

Police drew their weapons when they suspected Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, was armed.

Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.

Weatherley, of Promontory Way, North Arm Cove, attracted attention parked in a no-stopping zone before noon on October 26.

Police believed Weatherley was doing something with his hands in his lap and thought that he might have a weapon.

Weatherley saw the police and drove away, despite them flashing their lights.

The chase lasted five to 10 minutes, with a top speed of just 20 kmh, before Weatherley was stopped at Centenary Drive, Newcastle. He refused to leave the car.

Four officers used batons and capsicum spray to remove him.

They found a 750-millilitre jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction.

Magistrate Elaine Truscott asked Weatherley, who represented himself, why he behaved the way he did.

He said he resisted police because he was trying to make himself "decent".

He was fined $600 for offensive behaviour and convicted of the other two offences without further action taken.

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #1 on:** June 02, 2011, 06:31:13 PM »

Amateur

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #2 on:** June 03, 2011, 07:08:06 AM »

Quote from: Al13n on June 02, 2011, 04:23:17 PM

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

Let's see here...

Pornography: sex related.

Homemade sex aid: sex related.

Womens stockings: obviously sex related.

Jack Russell terrier: if we can assume the established trend continues... and I think we can assume it, why not ....that poor poor dog.

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #3 on:** June 03, 2011, 07:57:38 AM »

Quote from: |iR|Focalor on June 03, 2011, 07:08:06 AM

Let's see here...

Pornography: sex related.

Homemade sex aid: sex related.

Womens stockings: obviously sex related.

Jack Russell terrier: if we can assume the established trend continues... and I think we can assume it, why not ....that poor poor dog.

I guess we know his favorite position.

yahoo · « **Reply #4 on:** October 17, 2014, 06:06:54 PM »

don't know if this is true but seems like a Family Guy Episode

http://9gag.com/gag/a8bopQZ

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #5 on:** October 17, 2014, 06:53:31 PM »

Quote

10. April 2, 2014: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

The Happy Friar · « **Reply #6 on:** October 18, 2014, 03:35:49 AM »

Fake. That's just an old list of "Funny things to do in Walmart" faked to look real.

yahoo · « **Reply #7 on:** October 18, 2014, 03:56:15 PM »

Quote from: The Happy Friar on October 18, 2014, 03:35:49 AM

Fake. That's just an old list of "Funny things to do in Walmart" faked to look real.

Yeah. I kinda suspected it was. Seems like things that only Peter Griffin can do.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #8 on:** October 18, 2014, 05:21:27 PM »

Quote from: yahoo on October 18, 2014, 03:56:15 PM

Quote from: The Happy Friar on October 18, 2014, 03:35:49 AM
Fake. That's just an old list of "Funny things to do in Walmart" faked to look real.
Yeah. I kinda suspected it was. Seems like things that only Peter Griffin can do.

Well the toilet paper in the fitting room stall ain't much of a joke. When I worked at a wallyworld years and years ago, there was momentary power outage during a bad storm one afternoon and some old lady dropped trou and took a shit right on the floor in the produce department beside the celery.

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #9 on:** October 19, 2014, 05:18:18 AM »

Did she use lettuce to wipe

yahoo · « **Reply #10 on:** September 12, 2015, 05:24:22 PM »

http://cubiclane.com/woman-hides-weapon-in-her-vagina-84961/

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #11 on:** September 13, 2015, 05:53:34 AM »

That's why black guys don't wanna eat pussy. Too many of them have gotten lead poisoning.

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #12 on:** September 13, 2015, 06:52:00 AM »

http://mynews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/ap/2015/09/13/Colonoscope_helps_Thai_police_recover_stolen_6_carat_diamond.html

yahoo · « **Reply #13 on:** October 18, 2015, 09:55:38 PM »

Heres another stupid invention.
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/home/science/A-3D-printed-bikini-that-cleans-water-as-you-swim/articleshow/49446544.cms

Like who wanna swim in an oilspill anyway.
Lemme get this straight,

It cleans coz it absorbs pollution? Now think of all the diseases you can get for wearing a filthy underwear.

yahoo · « **Reply #14 on:** December 16, 2015, 01:15:11 PM »

http://perezhilton.com/2015-12-16-ehsan-abdulaziz-rape-accident-slip

I say WTF?!

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