How do you deal with how lame your life has become now that you are spending your entire lives monitoring a decade old internet game, 100,000,000 eons from reality.
I look at child porn.
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I crawl into bed with momma, she says I'm not fat.
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I order 2 pizzas. Then cry.
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What? Everyone loves me, I can type 200 WPM.
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WTF LOL STFU I SOOO KISSED THAT GIRL AT CAMP n00b lam3r...YOU ARE SO PWNED!!!
DM server is fucked. 2 point blank rockets from spawn and lava damage and player survived? WTF?" Also someone has fucked with the spawn points, every single time no matter how big the map you spawn right in front of the person who killed you last