Author Topic: Yo momma... (Read 7418 times)

soh · « **on:** March 11, 2011, 04:14:01 AM »

I couldn't find a your mom thread. So here it is, let the games begin. Anyone feel like talking shit about my mom, or your mom, or their mom, here it comes

Your moms so old she gangbangs with the flinstones

fdrjk · « **Reply #1 on:** March 11, 2011, 04:14:50 AM »

Yo mamma like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows and gets laid in the closet.

[BTF]Sigma · « **Reply #2 on:** March 11, 2011, 06:32:21 AM »

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #3 on:** March 11, 2011, 10:16:51 AM »

Tell your momma to quit wearing different colors of lipstick. It's leaving a rainbow on my dick.

Arm0r · « **Reply #4 on:** March 11, 2011, 10:39:36 AM »

Yo mama so hairy at birth she almost died of rug burn.

haunted · « **Reply #5 on:** March 11, 2011, 11:37:51 AM »

yo mama is so old i told her to act her age and she died

[BTF]Sigma · « **Reply #6 on:** March 11, 2011, 11:41:45 AM »

Quote

Dear NASA

Your mom said I was big enough

~Pluto

fdrjk · « **Reply #7 on:** March 11, 2011, 11:51:48 AM »

Quote from: [BTF]Sigma on March 11, 2011, 11:41:45 AM

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Dear NASA

Your mom said I was big enough

~Pluto

[BTF] Reflex · « **Reply #8 on:** March 11, 2011, 12:16:20 PM »

Quote from: MCS_FaderJok0 on March 11, 2011, 11:51:48 AM

Quote from: [BTF]Sigma on March 11, 2011, 11:41:45 AM
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Dear NASA

Your mom said I was big enough

~Pluto

Chocobo Joe · « **Reply #9 on:** March 11, 2011, 04:22:11 PM »

Your mother is so tall she did a back flip and kicked Jesus in the chin.

Arm0r · « **Reply #10 on:** March 11, 2011, 05:05:06 PM »

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

BIG DICK RICK · « **Reply #11 on:** March 11, 2011, 07:31:11 PM »

*EDIT*, I did butcher the joke quite well as I found out it wasn't the comedian "Earthquake", it was Lavell Crawford. And I found the youtube of what I was talking about so it's better to watch it instead of me trying to type it out and accidentally butchering beyond repair.

"Lavell Crawfords - Yo momma joke"
"Lavell Crawfords - Yo momma joke"

I dunno, I got a pretty good laugh out of it and I think "your momma" jokes are not in the least bit funny and can't believe MTV allowed a "Yo momma" series to be created/aired on their network.

soh · « **Reply #12 on:** March 11, 2011, 09:26:47 PM »

Quote from: |iR|RICK on March 11, 2011, 07:31:11 PM

*EDIT*, I did butcher the joke quite well as I found out it wasn't the comedian "Earthquake", it was Lavell Crawford. And I found the youtube of what I was talking about so it's better to watch it instead of me trying to type it out and accidentally butchering beyond repair.

"Lavell Crawfords - Yo momma joke"
"Lavell Crawfords - Yo momma joke"

I dunno, I got a pretty good laugh out of it and I think "your momma" jokes are not in the least bit funny and can't believe MTV allowed a "Yo momma" series to be created/aired on their network.

That mom got him good

[BTF]Sigma · « **Reply #13 on:** March 11, 2011, 09:49:19 PM »

Your momma's so fat, when she goes to the beach she's the only one to get a tan.

soh · « **Reply #14 on:** March 11, 2011, 11:06:16 PM »

Your momma so fat when I went to the beach, I mistaken her for a whale!

Your momma is like a shotgun, 3 cocks and she's loaded

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