The Gentlemen Thread

[[BTF]adam]

Greetings chaps.

In the same vein as various other exclusive clubs, communities and forums in this thread we shall talk like gentlemen.

I quote,

"No swearing shall be tolerated, nor shall the use of internet idiocy be encouraged.

Also, there is a dress code: you must wear a monocle."



Dishonourable persons automatically excluded from this wonderful band of gents are as follows: VaeVictis, All Women.

Now, with the dilly-dally out of the way, what a delightful evening! I begin work at a telephony centre at sunrise, certain to raise some chortles with my crudely tied necktie! What say you.

[haunted]

I say you're always be-bopping around the lot like a limey, what not what have you.

Excuse my rudeness, chap.

[l0ckp1ck]

lol you know the whole thing behind a gentleman opens the door for the ladies. That was only invented so guys could perv at their ass and legs as they walked through the door

[WHO?]

not quite right old chap - a gentleman always lets a lady through the door first in case of sniper activity

[[BTF]adam]

Alpha good sir, the club of gentlemen would appreciate if you would use linguistics appropriate to the club, for future reference use prim and proper language or kindly persue the front door out of this establishment.

As for your concerns mr haunted, I do enjoy to prance around according to my nationality, I find being this way intertwines blissfully with my cup of tea I drink posting upon the forums.

[fdrjk]

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[l0ckp1ck]

Alpha good sir, the club of gentlemen would appreciate if you would use linguistics appropriate to the club, for future reference use prim and proper language or kindly persue the front door out of this establishment.

As for your concerns mr haunted, I do enjoy to prance around according to my nationality, I find being this way intertwines blissfully with my cup of tea I drink posting upon the forums.

lmao i am aussie mate, nothing eligent in the way we speak 

[QwazyWabbit]

One must also spell with aplomb. Making use of un-necessary vowels and hyphenation, with words such as dishonourable and colour. Or referring to peers as Jonathan Percy Taylour-Smythe. Eh, what?

[|iR|Focalor]

I say, is it permissible to break wind as long as I hold out my pinky finger whilst doing so?

[soh]

for the ladies...so guys could perv at their ass and legs

 

[quadz]

Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

[Arm0r]

poetry in motion.

[[BTF] Reflex]

Pass the crumpets ole' chap.

[The Dreaming Dragon]

I say,this reminds me of a story about another party...Do attend me (there's a good fellow!)...

An eager young hostess was making her rounds,and noticeda striking dame eyeing a dashing young gent from across the room. Being the gay romantic,she with a smile and arched eye,convinced the young lady to follow her and make the gents aquaintance. The ladysmiled shyly and followed the hostess and soon they came upon the dashing swain. And as he turned and beheld the lady,the hostess was stuck speechless by the gents opening remarks!

"Awww Garsh! A real live lady a-comin' ta speak with Lil Ol' ME! Ah such a b-b-bashful sorta bloke,I'm alll embarassed! Hyuck Hyuck Hyuck" he laughed with gross convushions and explosive guffaws. "I'm-a know whut ah shud do,get the sweety lady a drinkie poo! I know I know I know! "And off he thumped to the buffet.

The hostess took some small time to face her ladyguest,and with a small tight smile said"I'm TEH-rribly sorry about this. I had NO idea he'd be so...unusual..."

And do you know what that lady said?





"Gee.I dunno. Ah thought he wuz a CUTIE PIE! Hyuck Hyuck Hyuck Hyuck Hyuck!"

[Krlll Mule]

Capitol idea, Sir Adam.  A bit of exposure to refined behavour is just what this band of visigoths need. Although; I'm afraid we shall witness the beauty of swine in a silk negligee.