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[[BTF]n0ctuary]

This is kind of long, but it's funny.

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[18:48:06] [[BTF]n0ctuary] what's this about?
[18:48:10] [[BTF]n0ctuary] #sex?
[18:48:13] [{SX}Adam] oh..
[18:48:15] [{SX}Adam] we cant join it
[18:48:16] [{SX}Adam] lol
[18:48:19] [[BTF]n0ctuary] hm
[18:48:20] [[BTF]n0ctuary] I can
[18:48:24] [{SX}Adam] we just got kicked and banned straight away
[18:48:26] [[BTF]n0ctuary] very strange
[18:48:26] [{SX}Adam] okay
[18:48:35] [[BTF]EyEsTrAiN] I keep telling them its cause they know
[18:48:39] [{SX}Adam] well say "Why did you ban and kick adam"
[18:48:41] [[BTF]n0ctuary] oh i know what it was
[18:48:42] [{SX}Adam] lol
[18:48:52] [[BTF]n0ctuary] they did a DNS on you and found your age
[18:48:58] [{SX}Adam] DNS?
[18:49:17] [{SX}Adam] but what's a DNS?
[18:50:29] [[BTF]n0ctuary] Double Nose System
[18:50:39] [{SX}Adam] (1) Short for Domain Name System (or Service or Server), an Internet service that translates domain names into IP addresses. Because domain names are alphabetic, they're easier to remember. The Internet however, is really based on IP addresses. Every time you use a domain name, therefore, a DNS service must translate the name into the corresponding IP address. For example, the domain name www.example.com might trans
[18:50:39] [{SX}Adam] The DNS system is, in fact, its own network. If one DNS server doesn't know how to translate a particular domain name, it asks another one, and so on, until the correct IP address is returned.
[18:50:39] [[BTF]n0ctuary] A nose is another word for a specified connection port
[18:50:44] [[BTF]n0ctuary] the=haha shit
[18:50:50] [[BTF]n0ctuary] fuckin' google
[18:50:54] [{SX}Adam] how would that determine my age?
[18:51:08] [[BTF]n0ctuary] they don't like to publish it
[18:51:10] [[BTF]n0ctuary] ARIN runs it
[18:51:15] [[BTF]n0ctuary] you gotta pay to get the age thing
[18:51:28] [{SX}Adam] ARIN?
[18:51:32] [[BTF]n0ctuary] alot of porn sites use it
[18:51:35] [[BTF]EyEsTrAiN] Yeah, #sex isn't free ya know
[18:51:35] [{SX}Adam] lol im interested.
[18:51:41] [[BTF]n0ctuary] www.arin.net
[18:51:52] [{SX}Adam] how does #sex charge ya?
[18:51:59] [[BTF]n0ctuary] It's called the Client Age Registry
[18:52:01] [[BTF]EyEsTrAiN] Ask a hooker
[18:52:05] [[BTF]n0ctuary] well not that it charges
[18:52:09] [[BTF]n0ctuary] you have to be 18 to join
[18:52:20] [[BTF]n0ctuary] When your parents get an internet connection
[18:52:59] [[BTF]n0ctuary] they fill out a form that has the Name and age of all family members
[18:53:31] [[BTF]n0ctuary] they run the text that you send out on the internet through a filter
[18:53:34] [{SX}Om3ga^S] im almost 17
[18:53:39] [[BTF]n0ctuary] and it can determine your age by your typing style
[18:53:46] [{SX}Om3ga^S] one more year, till im 18
[18:53:48] [{SX}Adam] oooh.
[18:53:50] [{SX}Adam] I see;.
[18:53:57] [[BTF]n0ctuary] then you'll be able to join #sex
[18:54:03] [{SX}Om3ga^S] yay
[18:54:05] [{SX}Adam] so if i typd lyk diz wot age wud u fink i woz
[18:54:08] [{SX}Om3ga^S] w00t
[18:54:12] [[BTF]n0ctuary] See, underage #sex is illegal
[18:54:17] [[BTF]n0ctuary] some kids i know can get in
[18:54:20] [{SX}Om3ga^S] lol, stfu adam
[18:54:23] [[BTF]n0ctuary] because they type like adults
[18:54:27] [{SX}Adam] In comparison to something like this which is completely legible.
[18:54:32] [[BTF]n0ctuary] or because their parents lied on the form
[18:54:43] [{SX}Adam] Well usually, I do type legitably.
[18:54:55] [{SX}Adam] Apart from when im bloody annoyed or in a rush
[18:54:55] [[BTF]n0ctuary] hahaha
[18:54:59] [[BTF]n0ctuary] legitably
[18:55:03] [[BTF]n0ctuary] no you don't
[18:55:09] [{SX}Adam] Oh i do.
[18:55:15] [[BTF]n0ctuary] no one types legitably
[18:55:20] [[BTF]n0ctuary] that's not even a word
[18:55:21] [[BTF]n0ctuary]
[18:55:22] [{SX}Om3ga^S] ;(
[18:55:24] [{SX}Adam] Well.. correctly then
[18:55:25] [{SX}Adam] lol.
[18:55:27] [[BTF]n0ctuary] see
[18:55:31] [{SX}Adam] Im tired, you cant blem me
[18:55:35] [[BTF]n0ctuary] you probably won't get in even when you're 18
[18:55:36] [{SX}Adam] blame*
[18:55:50] [{SX}Om3ga^S] See how legitably I am typing ?
[18:55:59] [deft] legibly?
[18:56:00] [{SX}Om3ga^S]
[18:56:03] [{SX}Om3ga^S] damn
[18:56:04] [{SX}Adam] So who can see that im looking at porn?
[18:56:07] [{SX}Adam] Can my ISP?
[18:56:14] [[BTF]EyEsTrAiN] Your ISP knows all
[18:56:22] [{SX}Adam] Yet.. dont say anything?
[18:56:37] [{SX}Adam] even though I go on copious amounts of porn?
[18:56:54] [[BTF]n0ctuary] yeah
[18:56:59] [[BTF]n0ctuary] don't look at child porn
[18:57:01] [[BTF]n0ctuary] or they'll get you
[18:57:05] [[BTF]n0ctuary] they know all your shit
[18:57:06] [{SX}Adam] I wouldent, that's sick.
[18:57:09] [[BTF]n0ctuary] especially in britain
[18:57:16] [{SX}Adam] Damn.. even everything i type right now?
[18:57:20] [[BTF]EyEsTrAiN] Yes
[18:57:29] [{SX}Adam] That is supremely fucked up.
[18:57:31] [[BTF]EyEsTrAiN] Its in a big file somewhere
[18:57:35] [{SX}Adam] I want my privacy!
[18:58:08] [deft] you're so gullible
[18:58:15] [{SX}Adam] I know
[18:58:21] [{SX}Adam] Your probably all lying to me.
[18:58:29] [[BTF]EyEsTrAiN] hahah
[18:58:31] [deft] you're*
[18:58:31] [{SX}Adam] But still.. it's not a nice thought.
[18:58:51] [{SX}Adam] I look at so much horse porn it's unbeleiveable.
[18:58:56] [{SX}Adam] dont want them nabbing me for that
[18:59:20] [deft] unbelievable*
[18:59:30] [[BTF]EyEsTrAiN] They would print your name in the paper with the subtitle, "Horse Porn freak arrested"



Gotcha Adam. 
 

[Om3ga]

noooooooo!  im gonna get you for this, nocturary.

REVENGE!   

[Disco Karate]

lmao 

[The Dreaming Dragon]

Silly Question:

What IS "#sex"?

A server? An IRC channel?

[Om3ga]

Silly Question:

What IS "#sex"?

A server? An IRC channel?

its an irc channel that automatically kicks anyone thats just trying to join.

btw, many tastyspleeners (including clans) might wanna get irc, cause thats where the community stays in contact.

[KobraKlaws]

btw, many tastyspleeners (including clans) might wanna get irc, cause thats where the community stays in contact.

Agreed.  More people need to join us in #tastyspleen on the enterthegame.com IRC server.  Always looking forward to seeing new people on there.  It's worth it, trust me.  I wouldn't try to idle on IRC 24/7 if it wasn't. ; )

[[BTF]adam]

Haha; bugger.. you did get me. Well I didnt beleive the horse porn freak thing.. cos I was joking bout that too.. but sheesh.. I AM gullible. 

[Om3ga]

beleive ?!?!?!
 
Its believe , you swedish meatball

check yourself, before making them annoying corrections

 

[X'tyfe]

adam yur a tard haha

[The Dreaming Dragon]

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its an irc channel that automatically kicks anyone thats just trying to join.

You try to join and are automaticly refused?

That is staggeringly symbolic!

[Om3ga]

no, really! theres no way in the channel.

[Maddy]

lol

Maddy

[Bleach]

rofl... adam hope your girlfriend doesnt see this 

[X'tyfe]

man, i was gunna post this pic of this guy wearing this costume that had dcisk hanging off everywhere on it
i cant find it anywheres

[[BTF]adam]

rofl... adam hope your girlfriend doesnt see this 

Hahaha... she probably wouldent care lol.. she know's i erm.. *whistles* 21 a week, 3 a day.. LOL.. and she knows i watch tons of porn so.. ahh well hehe.