Broke 1k fph

[fdrjk]

and you made Mr.Turoks disconnect! win-win

I'm not that guy. FAIL

So he just shares like 20 aliases and a shit ton of similar IP addresses with you, and happens to play the exact same way you do?

Good to know.

Same ISP called Prodigy Infinitum from TELMEX. Fail again.

What the fuck is with people and saying FAIL? It is;

A. Not funny
B. Was never funny
and C. Never will be funny

 

[FUMANCHERO]

I fail because your broke ass country has all of 2 available ISPs?

Is that why your buddy "ravensote" who you've played with for years has such a similar IP to yours too?
I would have never guessed!!! Now I feel bad knowing I probably forced AC on half of Mexico when he was caught with a wallhack on TS.

Thank you for enlightening me. I don't know what I'd do without you, your broken english, your mediocre railing ability and your complete lack of movement skills.

Exactly, same ISP provider, and dont get mad, i know i cant play.  . And i use anticheat+r1q2 so you wont get paranoid anymore.

[Whirlingdervish]

I love how people who hang out with proven cheaters like to throw around the word Paranoid as if nobody should ever in a million years expect that they'd try the same hax as the cheating guy they've played the game with regularly for years.

It's also not paranoid to think your little friend with the huge mouth and the huge lack of skill would try to hack again, when it was shown that he's done so at least once before. Every time he came around my server he got raped, ran his mouth in spanish like nobody in the US knows THAT language, and then ditched out for 2 months.

keep your fail to yourself.

[Arm0r]

Oh look! Derv is fucking with more people!! How...normal.

P.S.--Don't talk about peoples skill levels Dervish, not exactly gonna get you anywhere considering you and hitme are about even.

[Whirlingdervish]

cry more bitch boy

Follow me around the forum a bit more and hang on my dick for a few more days.

That'll really score you some respect, just like talking shit on a guy behind his back who has a disease that he can't help having, and who's never done shit to you before.

You're just proving my assertion that you deserve to be short bussed more than pretty much anyone on this forum, including Vae.

[Arm0r]

  Is this like when Zek tried his best to make Foc look racist?

Noone believes you mullet boy, keep sitting on your porch in your backwood motor home.

I'm aware of hitme's disease and why it hinders him, viable excuse, so what's yours?   

[Whirlingdervish]

Noone believes you mullet boy, keep sitting on your porch in your backwood motor home.

..says the chunky balding guy, who actually does live in some backwoods state, and who's never contributed anything but flames and piss poor trolling attempts to this forum.

[Arm0r]

Speaking of piss poor trolling attempts, good example. 

[|iR|Focalor]

when Zek tried his best to make Foc look racist?

That son of a bitch. Me, racist? ME!?!?

[haunted]

foc changed his post.. my pic isn't as relevant now

[|iR|Focalor]

HAHA! Yeah, I didn't think using the N-word in such an ironically vulgar way would really go over too well given some of my recent comments around the servers and mIRC. Since we've done driven to Wally World, might as well ride something. What I was going post was: "That son of a bitch. Me, racist? I FUCKING LOVE ALL N****RS!"

[VaeVictis]

foc changed his post.. my pic isn't as relevant now

hahaha XD

Oh look! Derv is fucking with more people!! How...normal.

P.S.--Don't talk about peoples skill levels Dervish, not exactly gonna get you anywhere considering you and hitme are about even.

hitme doesnt do quite bad considering his condition for playing, inconsistent but every now and then he gets some bursts of good shots

and derv is actually quite a good railer, not like amazing top tier railer who will fire depleted uranium out of his ass whenever he hears foot steps, but definitely better than a lot of people i have seen

id say hes a better railer than you are arm0r

[Arm0r]

already beat em, next?

[UUD-40]

Not to fondle Vae's empty sac, but it appears that VaeVictis has struck a nerve with Arm0r in one (or more) of his mostly useless whines/posts. Though, I suspect that this goes both ways. VaeVictis complains about everything, Arm0r complains about VaeVictis and only VaeVictis.

Just the way I see it, carry on! 

[|iR|Focalor]

Since we're talking about it... vaevictis talks about vaevictis and only vaevictis. So I suppose what you're saying is that there's too much talk about vaevictis.

I propose that everyone talks about themselves and only themselves from now on.

I really like a railgun. I can usually kill things in one shot with a railgun. Unless someone picks up 1 shard of armor. Or unless someone picks up 1 stimpack. Or unless someone picks up a flak jacket. Or unless someone picks up the combat armor. Or unless someone picks up the body armor. Of course, there are mix and match possibilities here. For example, someone could pick up the yellow combat armor and then pick up 3 stimpacks. That would still make it to where I would have to hit them twice to kill them. Or lets say they picked up 5 stimpacks and 3 armor shards, then I would still have to hit them twice to kill them. Bottom line is that if they pick up any health stimpacks or armor at all, I'll have to hit them twice. That is only provided that they are at 100 health. If they were at 98 health and then picked up one stimpack, yeah, I'd have to hit them once and they'd die. Of couse, I'm so good at this railgun stuff that I probably could still kill someone in one shot if I really wanted to. Sometimes my game is off and I just can't do it though. Other times my game is really on and I've just drank like 15 energy drinks and ate 3 twinkies and snorted 6 lines of crystal meth, so my brain starts firing faster and I aim better. Then other times my ping is just shit and I can't seem to get into a rhythm. I think that real good railgun shots takes good timing. I have really good timing. I learned some timing techniques from a tibetian ninja monk who once won first place in the QuakeCon TDM finals in 1999. He did it with a 438 ping too. I still can't rail as good as him, but its only because my connection is unstable and people keep picking shit maps. I really don't like shit maps. Another thing I don't like is light beer. But that has nothing to do with Quake and is getting off topic so let me get back to talking about my game. Speaking of my game, I'm probably one of the only people around here who actually owns a valid Quake2 CD. I think everyone else probably downloaded their game from a warez site or torrented it or borrowed it from a friend. I think that's stealing. Then again, I did steal this CD from Target back in 1998, but it's a different kind of stealing. I think that stealing things over the internet is bad. I think that stealing things from stores like shoplifting is not bad because it's sticking it to the man. I think its not wrong to steal from corporations because they steal from their employees pockets, so I kind of think of myself as like a video game robin hood. I steal the video games but I don't give them to the poor. Speaking of the poor, fuck the poor. I don't think the poor should get welfare. Instead I think they should be left to starve. I'm really starving right now. I wish I had some burritos to eat. I really love burritos. Sometimes I like to put refried beans and skirt steak and brown rice in there and then top it with monterrey jack and provolone cheese. I know that provolone cheese isn't mexican, but neither am I so fuck you. And speaking of fucking people, fuck Jehar. That guy is an asshole. I really like to wipe my asshole with Charmin quilted. I remember back in high school they had that rough single ply toilet paper that would make your butthole raw. I think they should be sued for cruelty to children for making them wipe their ass with that horrible stuff. Although it was good for running under the water and then throwing it up on the cieling for the janitor to have to clean off. My high school janitors name was Bill. He was really funny looking. He had a big nose, and you know what they say about people with big noses. I don't have a big nose. I'm glad I don't have a big nose. I fart all the time from eating burritos so having a big nose would probably make me smell it more. I really like the smell of a good cigar. There's nothing better than smoking a big fat Monte Cristo with a glass of 18 year old scotch. I don't wear glasses. I probably should though. My eyes are getting pretty bad. It's probably from playing Quake2 so much and shooting a railgun. I do like to shoot other guns too. I think the supershotgun is the most underrated gun in Quake2. And I know that's absolutely true because I said it. Sometimes when I say things, people don't listen. They really should though. If they only knew that Jesus Christ was not the messiah and that I am, maybe the world would be a better place. I really don't give a shit about saving people from their sins though. I think people should probably sin more. Speaking of Sin, I used to have that game too. It used the Quake2 engine also. I think the Quake2 engine is really really cool. I have a v6 engine in my truck. I got it in a v6 because I figured that it would use less gas. As it turned out, there wasn't that much of a difference in gas consomption between the v6 and the v8. Not much of a difference in power either. If you get the v8, you're basically just paying more for a decal that says "Hemi" on it. My friend used to have a Hemi-Cuda. He crashed it into a group of nuns in a van. I think those bitches should've gotten the fuck out of his way. Yesterday I was walking through the house and there was a chair in my way. I was too lazy to move it though, so I just went back and sat down again. My house is really really big. That's because I'm super super rich. It's awesome being super super rich. I think one of these days I'll charter a flight to the moon. That would be really really cool. I'll bring some beers, some whores, and a big stereo and we'll get down and party up there on the moon. We can't smoke no weed on the moon though because there's no oxygen up in space and you can't burn a joint without oxygen. I really like smoking weed. I really like breathing oxygen too. I wouldn't want to breathe anything other than oxygen because then I would die and that would really suck. A few times in college I had a buddy that got some nitrous oxide and we did whippits. It was awesome. I liked college. I was drunk a lot in college. By the time my evening classes rolled around, I'd usually be so drunk I could barely walk. But I could still drive really good though. I never killed anyone or crashed either. Although one time I did stab a guy because he wouldn't pay me, but I wasn't drunk or driving. I think it would be really weird to be drunk and driving while stabbing a guy. Who ever heard of a drive by stabbing. When I cook hotdogs in the microwave, I'll take a fork and stab them a bunch of times all over the place because if you don't they'll split open and be too big to put in a bun. I think it's ridiculous what they charge for hotdogs at baseball games these days. I don't even like baseball though so I never go to baseball games to buy any hotdogs. I think someone should make a baseball mod for Quake2. That would be really cool. Then we could hit little skulls around with lightsabers and use spawn pads for bases. I would probably hit a homerun every time if it weren't for my shitty netgraph. I'm gonna go play some Quake2 now. I guess I could probably play some CPMA, but I don't know what the fuck that is, so I won't. I've never played Dungeons and Dragons either. I have played Shutes and Ladders though, that's kinda the same I guess, only without the dungeons and the dragons. I wish I had a pet dragon. Not a really big one, just one small enough that I could keep in my garage. I'd teach him to mow my lawn because I really hate to mow the lawn. I have a really really big house. I think I said that already, but I'll say it again. And being that I have a really really big house and I'm super super rich, of course I have a really really super super big yard with lots of grass. I hate it when people call marijuana "Grass". That's so 60's, and the 60's was 50 years ago. In another 10 years the 60's will be 60 years ago. Coincidence? I think not. That's because I can do math and I know that 50 plus 10 equals 60. I really hated math in school. I had this math professor in college that hate white people and was also a militant feminist, so of course being that I'm a white male, I was proverbially fucked. She did have really big tits though, which kinda made it hard to pay attention to her lectures. I wish I could shoot her in the pussy with a railgun. Or maybe a BFG. I wish I had a hax that would make the BFG only use 1 plasma cell per shot. That would be really really cool. I wouldn't tell anyone about it either because then I'd get caught and be forced anticheat. I already use anticheat though, so I guess I'd have to stop using anticheat so I could cheat and then get caught and then start using anticheat again.