what did i do wrong ?

[[BTF]n0ctuary]

what i wanna ask "master jiau" is why are you acting stupid ?

I

[magical pig]

Come back and say more stupid shit so that we have something to laugh at. 

no shit, i miss you already misterwtf

[Bleach]

not me, i've been skipping his posts, he may not have english as a first language.. but reading that shit is worse than yoda

[Om3ga]

So say something smart or else or else

or else what ?

scared to say it heh!

or is that a threat ?

[magical pig]

I am officially hijacking this here thread.... or  "threat" if you prefer....
with so many references to Monty Python, I have decided to share this with the rest of the class...

A man walks into an office.
 
Man: Good morning, I'd like to have an argument, please.
Receptionist: Certainly, sir.  Have you been here before?
Man: No, this is my first time.
Receptionist: I see, well we'll see who's free at the moment.
              Mr. Bakely's free, but he's a little bit concilliatory.  No.
              Try Mr. Barnhart, room 12.
Man: Thank you.
 
He enters room 12.
 
Angry man: WHADDAYOU WANT?
Man: Well, Well, I was told outside that...
Angry man: DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED EVIL PAN OF DROPPINGS!
Man: What?
A: SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT!  YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE!  YOU VACUOUS
   STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!
M: Yes, but I came here for an argument!!
A: OH!  Oh!  I'm sorry!  This is abuse!
M: Oh!  Oh I see!
A: Aha!  No, you want room 12A, next door.
M: Oh...Sorry...
A: Not at all!
A: (under his breath) stupid git.
 
The man goes into room 12A.  Another man is sitting behind a desk.
 
Man: Is this the right room for an argument?
Other Man:(pause) I've told you once.
Man:  No you haven't!
Other Man: Yes I have.
M: When?
O: Just now.
M: No you didn't!
O: Yes I did!
M: You didn't!
O: I did!
M: You didn't!
O: I'm telling you, I did!
M: You didn't!
O: Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?
M: Ah!  (taking out his wallet and paying) Just the five minutes.
O: Just the five minutes.  Thank you.
O: Anyway, I did.
M: You most certainly did not!
O: Now let's get one thing perfectly clear: I most definitely told you!
M: Oh no you didn't!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: Oh no you didn't!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: Oh no you didn't!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: Oh no you didn't!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: Oh no you didn't!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: Oh no you didn't!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: No you DIDN'T!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: No you DIDN'T!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: No you DIDN'T!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: Oh look, this isn't an argument!
 
(pause)
 
O: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!
 
(pause)
 
M: It's just contradiction!
O: No it isn't!
M: It IS!
O: It is NOT!
M: You just contradicted me!
O: No I didn't!
M: You DID!
O: No no no!
M: You did just then!
O: Nonsense!
M: (exasperated) Oh, this is futile!!
   (pause)
O: No it isn't!
M: Yes it is!
   (pause)
M: I came here for a good argument!
O: AH, no you didn't, you came here for an argument!
M: An argument isn't just contradiction.
O: Well!  it CAN be!
M: No it can't!
M: An argument is a connected series of statement intended to establish a
   proposition.
O: No it isn't!
M: Yes it is!  'tisn't just contradiction.
O: Look, if I *argue* with you, I must take up a contrary position!
M: Yes but it isn't just saying "no it isn't".
O: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!
O: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!
O: Yes it is!
M: No it ISN'T!  Argument is an intellectual process.  Contradiction is just
   the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.
O: It is NOT!
M: It is!
O: Not at all!
M: It is!
 
The Arguer hits a bell on his desk and stops.
 
O: Thank you, that's it.
M: (stunned) What?
O: That's it.  Good morning.
M: But I was just getting interested!
O: I'm sorry, the five minutes is up.
M: That was never five minutes!!
O: I'm afraid it was.
M: (leading on)  No it wasn't.....
O: I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to argue any more.
M: WHAT??
O: If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five
   minutes.
M: But that was never five minutes just now!
   Oh Come on!
   Oh this is...
   This is ridiculous!
O: I told you...
   I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you PAY!
M: Oh all right.  (takes out his wallet and pays again.)  There you are.
O: Thank you.
M: (clears throat) Well...
O: Well WHAT?
M: That was never five minutes just now.
O: I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid!
M: Well I just paid!
O: No you didn't!
M: I DID!!!
O: YOU didn't!
M: I DID!!!
O: YOU didn't!
M: I DID!!!
O: YOU didn't!
M: I DID!!!
O: YOU didn't!
M: I-dbct-fd-tq! I don't want to argue about it!
O: Well I'm very sorry but you didn't pay!
M: Ah hah!  Well if I didn't pay, why are you arguing???  Ah HAAAAAAHHH!
   Gotcha!
O: No you haven't!
M: Yes I have!
   If you're arguing, I must have paid.
O: Not necessarily.
   I *could* be arguing in my spare time.
M: I've had enough of this!
O: No you haven't.
  (door slam)

[console]

The Horse Chestnut

[Disco Karate]

Ahahaha Monty Python... I don't think any other television show has made me laugh to the point of tears.

[[BTF]adam]

chapman is my last name >: D I ruleeee.

[Om3ga]

chapman is my last name >: D I ruleeee.

chapstick should be your buddy too, ur gonna need some for the european cold weather  .
luckily, it get warm alot in the winter time here 


hehe! i been noticing, console and basic do sound alike in my opinion  (i mean how they quote most sayings).

[console]

hehe! i been noticing, console and basic do sound alike in my opinion  (i mean how they quote most sayings).

    "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."  --Ralph W. Emerson

[Disco Karate]

[The Dreaming Dragon]

A cool riff on the Cheese Shop sketch...if you ever looked at the Polearm section of the ADnD Player's Manual,you'd appreciate this a whole lot more!

http://www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/GiantITP/ootscript?SK=136

[Bleach]

[[BTF]n0ctuary]

"every time you spawn kill, god makes your pee pee smaller"

"haha cake toilets"

"oh no is loolings?"

"oh my fase"

-[BTF]pextris


words to live by.

[BigwigKEA]

"What the hell is this thread?" - Bigwig