sickest thing u have seen or heard

[l0ckp1ck]

Ok i heard the most disgusting story today. I was talking to a workmate of mine (she had just come back from a trip to newzealand) and she was saying she went into a local shopping cafe to order a coffee, and while they were waiting her and her mate went around the corner to have a smoke, and down on the ground was an ashtray with human feaces in it. That's right some sicko had taken a dump in an ashtray, not that it all fit in there from what she was telling me. makes u wonder what they whiped their ass with.

[haunted]

not the sickest thing i've heard, or seen for that matter. And specifically i've seen feces in much more provocative locations than an ashtray 

[Sgt. Dick]

makes u wonder what they whiped their ass with.

Cigarette butts 

[playboy]

I remember when I was about 11 or 12 years old i watched somebody get hit over the head with a sock full of batteries. The sound from it made me puke instantly.

[reaper]

Sure you weren't watching a Steven Segal movie?

[yahoo]

I remember when I was about 11 or 12 years old i watched somebody get hit over the head with a sock full of batteries. The sound from it made me puke instantly.

car batteries?

[playboy]

haha, it was nothing like the movies

and no, it was a bunch of D batteries only because he couldnt find pool balls. I was all for it til i heard the sound. disgusting.

[[BTF] Reflex]

Heard this one...   Think it's the dice man.

   Friend and I had gross out contests as a kid. 

   I hawked and hawked and spit out the biggest nastiest yellow loogie ever seen onto the table,

   My friend,  he pulled out a straw.




I still gag when I hear the word 'felching'

[haunted]

One time me and metal were on our way back from a party really drunk.. (me 16 years old, him 21), in front of his dorm he proceeded to take a dump on the hood of a car owned by the current Governor's son. (gov. m. easley, m. easley jr)

[|iR|Focalor]

When I worked at WalMart several years ago, one day we had a power failure and the lights went out all over the store. You could still see pretty well due to all the skylights in the roof. This elderly woman decided that either the power going out was really scary for her... or that no one would see her... so she proceeds to drop trou' and shit in the middle of the floor in the produce section.

Not entirely the most disgusting thing ever, but it was probably pretty damned disgusting for the maintenance guy that had to clean it up, and it fits with the "shitting in strange places" topic here.

[l0ckp1ck]

ROTFLMFAO it amazes me how many elderly people you see peeing in public or going to the toilet in public. I used to work for the salvation army and i went in early one day and here is this old fart pissing all over a matress and other stuff  someone had left out the back of the building. i grabbed him by the scruff of the neck while he was doing it and pushed him off, called him a dirty old prick, he got quiet angry at that because it splashed all over his pants.

[The Happy Friar]

I saw a goat eat it's fresh placenta once.

I had a goat give birth in the middle of the field in a rain storm.  She was ~1/2 way along.  Both kids dead.  It was night, november, damed cold.  so I put them in a plastic bag.  Ground was frozen till ~march/april.  By the time I got them in the ground once was mostly liquid flesh (like the guy in robocop who ran in to the toxic chem tank), the other was 1/2 gone.

When my wife had her first c-section I was peering over the drape to see what's going on.  Not really gross but definitely weird.  How many people see their wives internal organs sitting on her stomach...

[|iR|Focalor]

How many people see their wives internal organs sitting on her stomach...

[[BTF]Sigma]

How many people see their wives internal organs sitting on her stomach...

HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[haunted]

eww yeah a weird sight for you in that position happy friar. My girlfriend is rather tiny and fragile(although passing 18 kidney stones has toughened her up a bit ) so imagining that from my perspective is rather difficult for me to stomach, i would be very concerned to say the least.