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« Reply #660 on: March 17, 2012, 09:14:18 PM »
cooze cream

Based on laborious and vigorous analysis of video frames, our crack research team has concluded the point of egress of the emanation aligns with location #1 in the diagram:

(NSFW)  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Vulva_and_Vagina_%28sin_nombres%29.jpg  (NSFW)


Presumably, an aggressive regimen of hydration leads to platinum--rather than golden--showers.


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Re: Hot bitches
« Reply #661 on: March 17, 2012, 09:24:28 PM »
My previous comment about not being judged stands.

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« Reply #662 on: March 18, 2012, 05:17:53 AM »
cooze cream

Based on laborious and vigorous analysis of video frames, our crack research team has concluded the point of egress of the emanation aligns with location #1 in the diagram:

(NSFW)  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Vulva_and_Vagina_%28sin_nombres%29.jpg  (NSFW)


Presumably, an aggressive regimen of hydration leads to platinum--rather than golden--showers.


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Sin Nombres hahaha that should be renamed "Sin Hombres" :lolsign:
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« Reply #663 on: March 18, 2012, 10:48:24 AM »
I still say she's legitimately squirtin'. Feel free to force AC on in her though.
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« Reply #664 on: March 30, 2012, 08:49:15 AM »
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« Reply #665 on: April 01, 2012, 08:20:44 PM »
I would spend 5 hours cutting my own head off with a single sheet of construction paper for one night of sex with this woman:
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« Reply #666 on: April 04, 2012, 06:21:58 PM »
Dude she needs to shave. Construction paper? Ouch
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« Reply #667 on: April 05, 2012, 11:07:26 AM »
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« Reply #668 on: April 05, 2012, 11:32:37 AM »
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« Reply #669 on: April 05, 2012, 11:36:39 PM »
*do do doot* That's my favorite song :em31:
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« Reply #670 on: April 11, 2012, 08:56:00 AM »
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« Reply #671 on: April 17, 2012, 12:44:12 AM »
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« Reply #672 on: April 17, 2012, 06:29:57 AM »
Sometimes I kinda just wish they played naked... the hot one's of course :badgrin:
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« Reply #673 on: April 17, 2012, 06:55:51 AM »
Photoshopped as FUCK. What the hell is it with everyone wanting to mar the shit out of every photo of a womans ass that they see? NO ONE that small has an ass that big. It does not look good. It makes her look fucking deformed.
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« Reply #674 on: April 17, 2012, 05:37:52 PM »
lol@that shop
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