Hot bitches

[soh]

She looks like she'll stick a knife up your ass with a burning candle on top when you bring up anal sex. Wrong idea there. Wrong girl too LOL!

This guy should have stuck to the Fleshlight ;-)

... even comes in Ass Form

Speaking of *Jokes

[|iR|Focalor]

On one hand (pun probably intended), I gotta think of a dude using a pocket pussy as a pretty sad and pathetic way to go. On the other hand... who the hell wants to deal with some woman's girly-girl bullshit and foo-foo drama? Basically I'm saying I can't decide if a dude and his fleshlight is the most pathetic fucking thing in the world, or if he's a fucking genius. Maybe not exactly a "genius"... because for a couple hundred bucks, you can spend an hour at an asian massage parlor getting the "members special". She barely speaks any english, so annoying talk about her fucking cat. You pay and leave and she never calls you or emails wondering when she's gonna get to see you again, etc etc.

All I'm saying is there are options, kids. Maybe explore them all before deciding on which one you're gonna stick with for the long-term and committing to something you may regret later. You might say to yourself, "Foc, how might one regret masturbation as a long-term solution to personal sexual satisfaction?" Well, kids, two words: David Carradine. Do you really want everyone showing up to your funeral thinking, "He died whacking his dick in the closet."?

[QwazyWabbit]

Gotta hand it to Focalor for seeing all sides of an issue.

 

[soh]

On one hand (pun probably intended), I gotta think of a dude using a pocket pussy as a pretty sad and pathetic way to go. On the other hand... who the hell wants to deal with some woman's girly-girl bullshit and foo-foo drama? Basically I'm saying I can't decide if a dude and his fleshlight is the most pathetic fucking thing in the world, or if he's a fucking genius. Maybe not exactly a "genius"... because for a couple hundred bucks, you can spend an hour at an asian massage parlor getting the "members special". She barely speaks any english, so annoying talk about her fucking cat. You pay and leave and she never calls you or emails wondering when she's gonna get to see you again, etc etc.

All I'm saying is there are options, kids. Maybe explore them all before deciding on which one you're gonna stick with for the long-term and committing to something you may regret later. You might say to yourself, "Foc, how might one regret masturbation as a long-term solution to personal sexual satisfaction?" Well, kids, two words: David Carradine. Do you really want everyone showing up to your funeral thinking, "He died whacking his dick in the closet."?

You pretty much answered the question that was never asked on why this 18-year old should use a Fleshlight. Who the hell wants to deal with girly girl bull shit anyway? The cheapest way to go for this guy is to get a man toy and have his way with himself. I personally would go to a Club in Hollywood and pick up on some chick, have a night with her, and get it over with. It's simple really. But meeting up with those ugly bitches, no thank you. If I had been "in his position", I would choose the Fleshlight over getting stabbed so many times while doing the dirty dance. Well, at least they didn't 'stab him in the back' like how most girls do anyway

[|iR|Focalor]

Escher... this threads got your name all over it. In fact the asses are so big, you could probably put your name on it SEVERAL times.

80-something pages of large lovely ladies.

http://www.irongarmx.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=213245

[soh]

haha I have to admit there is some good pussy under a lot of those rolls. However, I think I would only bang maybe 5 within the first 5 pages worth. And there's more in the later pages.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcmni9II431qeuil5o1_500.jpg


This is one of my number 1 exceptions. Because somehow... no matter how big those legs get... I can't say no to that ass


favorites

favorites

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Think I know this person ...

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eh... hot bitch

The fuck is this about

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This is good.

Too good

Is this like Katey Perry's thick hot cousin?


Exception

Distinction



Posted this before

A thumbs up

boobs

These nips can't be for real.
These nips can't be for real.






'nother hot bitch

Yup, all 85 pages worth


A big shout out to Focalor for bringing that site to my attention

[|iR|Focalor]

Oh what I wouldn't give to be the meat in that sandwich...

Lovely models are Jennifer Rovero (Playboy Playmate of the Month, July 1999) and Shannon Stewart (Playboy Playmate of the Month, June 2000). Shannon Stewart's the one with "fuck me" eyes in the first pic. In other words... the one on the right.

(click pics for NSFW version - WARNING: CONTAINS NUDISMAL NUDERITITY OF NUDIENESS!)

[Zeppelin]

A campaign from Unitel here in Angola.
Sharam Diniz

[Arm0r]

 

[soh]

 

[[BTF] Reflex]

Foc, told ya that stone pool you put in would pay off 

[soh]

Can't decide which ass looks better. I think it has something to do with the underwear

I will say this! The one on the right has a more shaped ass

[[BTF]Sigma]

Nothing grinds my gears like a slutty girl too lazy to trim the label off her skivvies!

[[BTF] Reflex]

Probably both butterfaces.

[QwazyWabbit]

Nothing grinds my gears like a slutty girl too lazy to trim the label off her skivvies!

Gotta keep the labels, they contain important washing instructions.