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« on: September 30, 2005, 12:57:34 AM »
Just saw some chat go by on tourney that made me laugh.  (For those who don't know, we have a #tastyspleen-live channel on irc.enterthegame.net that scrolls all the playerchat from all the tastyspleen servers.  The IRC bot's name is <uvula>, so ignore that part...)

[00:45] <uvula> (tourney) ([EFF]Teo): im naked
[00:45] <uvula> (tourney) ([EFF]Teo): im watching q2... naked
[00:45] <uvula> (tourney) ([EFF]Teo): im dancing... naked
[00:45] <uvula> (tourney) (gsus.): wow thats real hot
[00:45] <uvula> (tourney) ([EFF]Teo): but im girl
[00:45] <uvula> (tourney) Bob Dole: Wow nice
[00:46] <uvula> (tourney) (v3n): do you have a penis?
[00:46] <uvula> (tourney) ([EFF]Teo): nah i am male
[00:46] <uvula> (tourney) (v3n): you're a male...without a penis

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Re: Amusing Playerchat
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2005, 01:15:01 AM »
Hahahahaha nice!
There's alot of interesting chats goin on on the servers. LOL i had 1 yesterday with Lucky and TGA! I don't even wanna post it it's so bad hahahahaha!
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Re: Amusing Playerchat
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2005, 04:56:45 AM »
This should be interesting.  i will come out of the closet with my sickness.  i spend alot of time watching tastyspeen-live.  i'll try to post up some of the hilarious things i have been watching for weeks.  And do it often to keep this thread alive.

Or until it is hijacked by spam(usually takes about 30 minutes).
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Re: Amusing Playerchat
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2005, 05:00:51 AM »
What are you trying to say mr.gator? :P
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Re: Amusing Playerchat
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2005, 12:43:55 AM »
one thing I noticed is that it picks up mm2 conversation.. sure that's not bad when it's amoungst observers.. but I'm not sure if it picks up from players playing.. I assume this feature is somehow run thru Wallfly, so if I'm correct it shouldn't detect mm2 messaging from players within the game.
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Re: Amusing Playerchat
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2005, 10:57:21 AM »
I assume this feature is somehow run thru Wallfly, so if I'm correct it shouldn't detect mm2 messaging from players within the game.

Right... it can only pick up the mm2 of the spectators.


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Re: Amusing Playerchat
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2005, 11:20:26 AM »
Hope it doesn't pick up mine and element's priv messages to eachothers  ;D
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Re: Amusing Playerchat
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2005, 02:40:55 PM »
ooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooh. 


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Re: Amusing Playerchat
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2005, 02:49:47 PM »
ooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooh. 


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« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2005, 04:07:32 PM »
Rut-ro! Man lovin in da house!   :eek:
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Re: Amusing Playerchat
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2005, 05:31:54 AM »
my left testicle tingles  :evilking:
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« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2005, 07:10:38 AM »
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Re: Amusing Playerchat
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2005, 08:38:46 PM »
k, im nudging this one.....

here is a small sample from another server tonight...sound familiar?



NIKON (POT): then suck me losers

Spongeworthy: thats a win-win situation for you

Bitch Slap: i must say, between the wall hacks and the bots, this server sucks goat balls

MAgiCaL Pig!!!: no nikon sucks goat balls, this server sucks nikon

NIKON (POT): yep bitch, i agree



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Re: Amusing Playerchat
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