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Dementia Test
« on: September 21, 2009, 07:27:33 PM »
Of course I immediately got the first question wrong. Now that I was more suspicious, I seemed to get less fooled as the test continued.
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Re: Dementia Test
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2009, 09:14:00 PM »
lol, i got the first one wrong too lol
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Re: Dementia Test
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2009, 11:23:14 PM »
I got them all right except for the greenhouse one. I said plastic and galvanized steel... which is true, most growers use a clear plastic over bent tubular steel and then paint it a milky white. Sure, glass works, but it's a hell of a lot more expensive. If you ask me, the guy writing the test needs to brush up on his math. Fuckin' smartass.
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Re: Dementia Test
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2009, 02:41:24 AM »
Same results as Focalor, I didn't know what a greenhouse was...

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Re: Dementia Test
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2009, 04:54:27 AM »
Exactly. No one builds glass greenhouses anymore unless they have more money than sense. So if you build a greenhouse with glass... you might just have the beginning stages of dementia.
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Re: Dementia Test
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2009, 05:27:54 AM »
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Re: Dementia Test
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2009, 06:20:12 AM »
Try the music test (60s, 70s, 80s) at the same site - it's hard.
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Re: Dementia Test
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2009, 06:32:19 AM »
Had it all right except for the greehouse also, since im french, i tought that greenhouse was made out of GAS :P as in greenhouse gas lol
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Re: Dementia Test
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2009, 07:22:10 AM »
I got 2 right hahah :<
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Re: Dementia Test
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2009, 03:13:46 PM »
I lol'd quite a bit :P.
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Re: Dementia Test
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2009, 11:32:34 AM »
I got the bus one wrong, that's it. I've heard all of these jokes before, they're nothing special, but I liked the Odd Short Test at the end, that was funny :lolsign:
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Re: Dementia Test
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2010, 05:56:58 PM »
Another test. Good for a headache....

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Re: Dementia Test
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2010, 05:59:51 PM »
Another test. Good for a headache....


:lolsign: Guess I dont need a neurologist   :headbang:
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Re: Dementia Test
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2010, 06:18:59 PM »
 Yep I check out just fine myself :)
took about a minute or less
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Re: Dementia Test
« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2010, 09:09:32 PM »
Another test. Good for a headache....



lol.. I'm not good at shit like this, and I did it in like 15 seconds, I don't think this really counts as a test bro
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