Author Topic: If you had one wish... (Read 4280 times)

|iR|Focalor · « **on:** September 16, 2009, 09:18:15 AM »

...what would you wish for? Anything. Anything at all.

I was flipping through the channels a minute ago and came across The View, the single most annoying show ever broadcast on television.

I wish I could somehow be a guest on that show. In the middle of the interview, I would stand up on the couch, whip my dick out, and start pissing all over those loud-mouthed annoying bitches (taking extra special care to get it in Joy Behar's mouth to shut her up, what an annoying whiney bitch). It would be so worth the prison sentence. But then again, if the judge is a guy with any sense at all, he'll dismiss the case and high five me on the way out of the court room.

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #1 on:** September 16, 2009, 11:23:41 AM »

Quote from: |iR|Focalor on September 16, 2009, 09:18:15 AM

...what would you wish for? Anything. Anything at all.

I was flipping through the channels a minute ago and came across The View, the single most annoying show ever broadcast on television.

I wish I could somehow be a guest on that show. In the middle of the interview, I would stand up on the couch, whip my dick out, and start pissing all over those loud-mouthed annoying bitches (taking extra special care to get it in Joy Behar's mouth to shut her up, what an annoying whiney bitch). It would be so worth the prison sentence. But then again, if the judge is a guy with any sense at all, he'll dismiss the case and high five me on the way out of the court room.

..but you could just wish to cancel the show.

Whirlingdervish · « **Reply #2 on:** September 16, 2009, 11:45:28 AM »

I like the piss wish. I'll take that one.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #3 on:** September 16, 2009, 04:31:39 PM »

Quote from: peewee_RotA on September 16, 2009, 11:23:41 AM

..but you could just wish to cancel the show.

True. But I think I'd find more satisfaction in micturating upon those dumb clucking hens.

The Happy Friar · « **Reply #4 on:** September 16, 2009, 06:15:56 PM »

today janet jackson was told she dresses like a hooker on battle star galactia.

can't think of anything I'd wish for atm...... Already happened.

ReCycled · « **Reply #5 on:** September 16, 2009, 06:43:56 PM »

If I had one wish I would wish for 10 wishes. That should keep it going for a while...

[BTF] Reflex · « **Reply #6 on:** September 17, 2009, 06:14:25 AM »

Omnipotence

Waffle Whiffer · « **Reply #7 on:** September 17, 2009, 07:03:56 AM »

WAFFLES!

m4$73r j14u · « **Reply #8 on:** September 17, 2009, 09:29:46 AM »

I wished all of focalors posts had flovers in it and rainbows and cuddely clouds. With white and pink rabbits playing in pairs on a beatiful green meadow. And there were lakes of milk and honeyfalls. And one cloud made of sugar was coming down with jesus on it and he would heal focalor by laying his hand on his head.

[BTF]Sigma · « **Reply #9 on:** September 17, 2009, 09:32:37 AM »

Jesus gives handjobs?

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #10 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:20:21 AM »

Quote from: [BTF]Sigma on September 17, 2009, 09:32:37 AM

Jesus gives handjobs?

Only to children.

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Matthew 19:13a
Then were there brought unto him little children, that he should put his hands on them,...

[BTF] Reflex · « **Reply #11 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:20:36 AM »

Those bunnies in pairs aren't playing!

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #12 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:25:37 AM »

Quote from: [BTF] Reflex on September 17, 2009, 10:20:36 AM

Those bunnies in pairs aren't playing!

HAHA HORNY RABBIT! WHOOOOOOOOOO WANTA SOME WANG! OH DAMN I AM RUNNING INTO WALLS NOW!

[BTF]Sigma · « **Reply #13 on:** September 17, 2009, 11:38:20 AM »

Shadow warrior was awesome. "oh look, you're falling apart."

Author Topic: If you had one wish... (Read 4280 times)

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