Cooking

[[BTF]RottenRose]

Chicken skin is !
Well, then again, chicken itself is .

Fruits & grains & nuts & veggies forever!!!

What about tofu?

[[BTF]Sigma]

Chicken skin is !
Well, then again, chicken itself is .

Fruits & grains & nuts & veggies forever!!!

What about tofu?

What about chicken?

[[BTF]RottenRose]

I'm just trying to cook something now. If Jehar doesn't show up for a few days you'll know it went wrong.

Chicken, mushrooms, garlic, and green onion marinated in cooking red wine (whine) and some extra virgin olive oil.
Cook on stove top added some butter for flavor and salt.

Cooking the watery part down to a sauce for the rice.

[|iR|Focalor]

cooking red whine and some extra virgin olive oil.

Don't cook master jiau, you'll get botulism.

[[BTF]RottenRose]

cooking red whine and some extra virgin olive oil.

Don't cook master jiau, you'll get botulism.

Well would be one way to get rid of him, then feed him to the rest of the idiots. We'd be free! 

[lidz]

weird man...

slow cooker cooking is awesome. gosh what did my women make for me last night... something very horrible for you. hamburger, velveeta mac n cheese, cottage cheese and shredded cheese cooked in layers for 4 hours. was pretty heart attack. i hate cottage cheese too, but it didnt taste anything like it after it was done.

That sounds horribly good.  Since this is the cooking thread, here is a link to wonderful heart attack filled food ideas.  Jagers recipe reminded me of this site.

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

[jägermonsta]

That sounds horribly good.  Since this is the cooking thread, here is a link to wonderful heart attack filled food ideas.  Jagers recipe reminded me of this site.

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

Awesome! So many goodies in there! 

[[BTF]RottenRose]

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

  That does not look good at all. I think some might be on their way to a heart attack after looking at that.

[ReCycled]

I can't cook to save my life but then I've never taken the time to really learn. However I will occasionally mix things together and get some interesting results.

1) Take equal parts of Vanilla ice cream and apple sauce and mix together. Serve cold and well blended. I like Haagen Daaz and sweetened apple sauce. It's tasty. Not sure if it works with cheaper generic ice cream.

2) Take a half can of Coke and mix with an equal volume of orange juice. The resulting drink will be a vile brown color but tastes surprisingly good. Any cola will work.

3) Get some Mentos and diet Pepsi and....oh...you know that one...

[|iR|Focalor]

3) Get some Mentos and diet Pepsi and....oh...you know that one...

Chlorine bleach and ammonia, smells really good... 

[[BTF]adam]

My gran makes this awesome chicken chorizo stuff, cant remember the exact recipe but it involved a lot of chicken breast, chopped chorizo, soft cheese (mascapone?), bunch of herbs and other stuff for the sauce and some fantastic pasta to serve it on. ill have to try and get the recIPEEE

[[BTF]RottenRose]

"Focalor's Mom's Idiot-proof Fried Chicken" is really good. I did add some salt, pepper, cayenne pepper, and oregano. It was wonderful. I know it's silly, but I've never made fried chicken before. 

[|iR|Focalor]

"Focalor's Mom's Idiot-proof Fried Chicken" is really good. I did add some salt, pepper, cayenne pepper, and oregano. It was wonderful. I know it's silly, but I've never made fried chicken before. 

Yeah, sometimes I throw on some salt before I roll it in the flour. Usually I don't put any. The crispy crust on the chicken is usually pretty salty tasting already. I try to keep sodium to a bare minimum since I'm already fucking up by eating deep fried chicken.

[[BTF]RottenRose]

"Focalor's Mom's Idiot-proof Fried Chicken" is really good. I did add some salt, pepper, cayenne pepper, and oregano. It was wonderful. I know it's silly, but I've never made fried chicken before. 

Yeah, sometimes I throw on some salt before I roll it in the flour. Usually I don't put any. The crispy crust on the chicken is usually pretty salty tasting already. I try to keep sodium to a bare minimum since I'm already fucking up by eating deep fried chicken.

Lol, I should probably do that same... I love my salt, but I do love my pepper more.

[[BTF] Reflex]

Lime Chicken Tenders


Boneless chicken,  dipped in egg,  rolled in italian breadcrumbs, placed on lightly oiled even tray.
Douse center strip of each tender with from concentrate lime juice.

Real easy way I make chicken around here,  taste good as a main dish,  or dipped in sauces as chicken fingers.
Lime juice makes it really moist.

Usually pound the chicken out reasonably thin with my palm.
Skip the lime if you're going to fry it