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Re: "lawsuit is pending"
« Reply #45 on: September 03, 2009, 10:35:23 PM »
sue me for what ya summa-mah bitch.  :lol:

Down south, we shorten it into one word:
Sumbitch

...although it's exact pronunciation depends upon your level of inebriation.
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« Reply #46 on: September 06, 2009, 10:16:35 AM »
Hey... I am a Texan, I am not dumb...  I think the person however that posted about sueing might of been a KID in Texas... :P
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Re: "lawsuit is pending"
« Reply #47 on: September 06, 2009, 12:53:24 PM »
The punk may be from Texas, but I don't think anyone around here is going fault EVERY Texan for allowing this yo-yo to live in their same state. He's just an uneducated dolt that thinks because he gets his ass pwnt to death by everyone that OBVIOUSLY everyone is cheating. Maybe someone just needs to explain some shit to him. Things like: most of the players on the servers are "regulars", folks who play here often and have been playing here for quite some time. They've all gained enough experience from playing so much that they know how to aim better in regards to ping, whereas in single player mode, there is no lag to adjust your shots for at all and whatever is under your crosshair is going to get hit. Sure, it's frustrating sometimes. But if you can't handle it, get yourself some bots and play some FFA against them on your own PC so that you won't have to worry about lag or embarrassing yourself by getting your ass kicked on a public server. And with bots, you can usually adjust their skill level so that you can beat them. As far as I know, there aren't any bots that can aim rockets at your feet or adjacent walls to inflict splash damage... so if some butthurt punk is gonna play nothing but bots for a while and then start thinking they've gotten good enough to be able to kick the shit out of everyone on a real server with human opponents, they're in for a rude awakening.
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Re: "lawsuit is pending"
« Reply #48 on: September 24, 2009, 07:13:54 AM »
Hell no, it's still "pending". A convenient term that alleviates the need to provide a specific date. When will Jesus return? The date is "pending". :badgrin:
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« Reply #49 on: September 24, 2009, 08:53:57 AM »
Hell no, it's still "pending". A convenient term that alleviates the need to provide a specific date. When will Jesus return? The date is "pending". :badgrin:

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« Reply #50 on: September 24, 2009, 08:58:03 AM »
Hell no, it's still "pending". A convenient term that alleviates the need to provide a specific date. When will Jesus return? The date is "pending". :badgrin:

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« Reply #51 on: September 24, 2009, 12:55:48 PM »
Hell no, it's still "pending". A convenient term that alleviates the need to provide a specific date. When will Jesus return? The date is "pending". :badgrin:

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HIDE THE PORN!!!

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« Reply #52 on: September 25, 2009, 05:32:12 AM »
Admiring God's work? That's a good term. Eh, I just call it beating Johnny behind his German helmet.

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Re: "lawsuit is pending"
« Reply #53 on: October 04, 2009, 10:32:14 AM »
Lolz.
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« Reply #54 on: October 04, 2009, 08:06:04 PM »
This trolling would of been more funny if slick lawyer mailed his threat to Quadz.

What kind of lawyer threatens to sue individuals on internet message boards? What a joke.
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« Reply #55 on: October 04, 2009, 08:44:29 PM »
This trolling would of been more funny if slick lawyer mailed his threat to Quadz.

What kind of lawyer threatens to sue individuals on internet message boards? What a joke.
an E-lawyer maybe
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« Reply #56 on: October 04, 2009, 10:00:58 PM »
Don't fuck with that guy, he's got an E-degree from E-Harvard Law. He'll sue your sisters tits off.
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« Reply #57 on: October 05, 2009, 06:24:33 AM »
This trolling would of been more funny if slick lawyer mailed his threat to Quadz.
What kind of lawyer threatens to sue individuals on internet message boards? What a joke.

i would agree, but valve does all their "official" announcements via a non-valve message board, remember?  :D
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« Reply #58 on: October 05, 2009, 01:16:46 PM »
This trolling would of been more funny if slick lawyer mailed his threat to Quadz.
What kind of lawyer threatens to sue individuals on internet message boards? What a joke.

i would agree, but valve does all their "official" announcements via a non-valve message board, remember?  :D

That's just Valve trying to act like they actually support their community, via some community manager, online.

I didn't know that. I really haven't played on Steam that much in these last, couple of years. Half-life 2 and it's mods aren't amazingly fun and addictive as I found the original Half-life and it's mods to be.
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« Reply #59 on: October 05, 2009, 05:08:48 PM »
Don't make me super-subpoena-slap you with my litigating hand, fool!
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Shoutbox isn't the place for rehashing this. Here's the thread about DM server spawn farthest from 2006/2007:

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but that's *NOT what the DM server is supposed to cater to

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It's not ideal for 1v1 situations, but that's what the DM server is supposed to cater to. Also, there are 7 other maps besides DM4 (actually 8 for the automatic mymap map between dm8 and dm1). I think there are more positives than negatives.

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August 03, 2020, 11:20:06 AM
It happens to better players too. I know I've been in first, or second place, only to die and spawn right next to the other leading player multiple times in a row, and having to dodge rockets in a narrow corridor without any weapons myself (other than blaster).

It's not the best for 1v1 situation

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August 03, 2020, 11:17:56 AM
I saw a clearly-new player earlier, and it spawned him like 3 or 4 times in a row right next to a better player. Instant death each time they spawned. I imagine that can be discouraging and frustrating, particularly when someone is trying to get a handle on the game. Spawn farthest would avoid this.
 

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Might be interesting to code a hybrid spawn function that doesn't focus on "farthest" so much as avoiding the few most congested spawn points?
 

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We'd tried spawn farthest many moons ago, but it seemed a net negative overall. At least for larger maps like q2dm4, where one tends to get spawned furthest from all the action.

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