Author Topic: Cows in Quake2 (Read 13158 times)

The Happy Friar · « **Reply #15 on:** May 22, 2009, 05:50:58 PM »

Quote from: |iR|Focalor on May 22, 2009, 04:28:08 PM

Something like this?

wasn't guttet or chopped. That's a grinder. BIG difference. Normally you chop by hand (never heard of a machine, but I'm sure they're out there). shoot, drain blood, skin, let hang, chop in to pieces, shank meat you grind (in a smaller grinder).

Quote from: Whirlingdervish(Q2C) on May 22, 2009, 05:25:52 PM

that's where dogfood comes from folks.

most comes from veggies now, corn, wheat & soy. That's not beef/chicken/pork byproduct either. That's everything that pretty much don't up from up above.

I'm thinking that's how some animal feeds are made though. That's sorts how mad cow disease got spread (fed bad sheep brains to cows).

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #16 on:** May 22, 2009, 09:33:14 PM »

Nah, that's how hotdogs are made. They load up the back of a dump truck with pigs, cows, and chickens, and then they back it up to the patented DeWalt livestock blender there. There's 2 big steel wheels under that which mash everything into a fine paste. From there it gets funneled into a long tube made from waterlogged and stretched pig peckers. Then there's another machine that twists it off into bun sized links. Then a group of illegal mexicans cut em up into individual wieners with dirty machetes, after which they pick them up with their bare (unwashed with remnants of post-doodoo wipage) hands and stuff them into the packages.

Take me out to the fuckin' ballgame, already. I want one.

The Happy Friar · « **Reply #17 on:** May 23, 2009, 07:34:57 AM »

um..... where the heck do you get YOUR wieners from?????

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #18 on:** May 23, 2009, 09:13:32 AM »

They're not kosher, but I'm not jewish... so what the hell, I don't want to live forever.

[BTF] Reflex · « **Reply #19 on:** May 24, 2009, 10:33:36 AM »

I thought they were made from all the leftover lips and assholes...

[BTF]Sigma · « **Reply #20 on:** May 24, 2009, 11:56:52 AM »

Quote from: [BTF] Reflex on May 24, 2009, 10:33:36 AM

I thought they were made from all the leftover lips and assholes...

Heh, That's good ole Akroyd

haunted · « **Reply #21 on:** May 24, 2009, 05:24:24 PM »

all beef hot dogs are the only ones i like.... beef is pretty much the shit. beer is cool too, so is vagina. i think that beer, beef, and vagina may be my 3 most favorite things in the world.

And if I was a cow I would hit it.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #22 on:** May 24, 2009, 08:13:37 PM »

Quote from: haunted on May 24, 2009, 05:24:24 PM

And if I was a cow I would hit it.

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #23 on:** May 25, 2009, 04:27:44 AM »

Quote from: |iR|Focalor on May 24, 2009, 08:13:37 PM

So my wife was watching the newest episode of "Don't Forget the Lyrics". They started off with meatloaf and his daughter.

The fact that he has a daughter troubled me. I grew up all of my life thinking that that guy could never get laid. Let's you know there's hope for everybody.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #24 on:** May 25, 2009, 03:13:47 PM »

Yep. It's amazing how a bunch of green paper can be such a powerful aphrodisiac.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #25 on:** October 28, 2009, 01:15:28 AM »

Watch and wow.

The Happy Friar · « **Reply #26 on:** October 28, 2009, 06:40:26 AM »

and people say it's cruel to grill 'em...

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #27 on:** October 28, 2009, 07:07:27 AM »

That bovine is too stupid to reproduce. Does that make him eligible for the Darwin awards?

The Happy Friar · « **Reply #28 on:** October 28, 2009, 07:24:14 AM »

makes him an endangered species, that means we must save them!

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #29 on:** October 28, 2009, 07:40:56 AM »

Quote from: The Happy Friar on October 28, 2009, 07:24:14 AM

makes him an endangered species, that means we must save them!

No problem. I can always find time in my schedule for spare ribs.

Author Topic: Cows in Quake2 (Read 13158 times)

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