Author Topic: The Official Quadz Appreciation Thread (Read 8859 times)

|iR|Focalor · « **on:** April 30, 2009, 06:45:17 AM »

Because without His Holiness, none of this could be possible. He makes the sun shine. He makes the grass green. He makes the all the little birdies sing. He puts the crunch in Cap'n Crunch. He make the babies cute. He makes farts funny. And when those farts might have a little more juice to air ratio than we expect, he gives us the glorious gift of 2-ply toilet tissue with which to wipe our tender nether-regions.

Did you know that the great Michaelangelo once painted his likeness on a beautiful tapestry?

So to Quadz, my Creator and Holy Light, I place all my faith in thee and pledge to you my undying allegiance. Wherever you lead me, Lord, I shall follow, even unto death. What nation shall I conquer and convert (and/or enslave) for your honor and glory?

haunted · « **Reply #1 on:** April 30, 2009, 07:16:41 AM »

quadz · « **Reply #2 on:** April 30, 2009, 07:30:08 AM »

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #3 on:** April 30, 2009, 07:56:44 AM »

I spoke to a burning afro and it commanded me to lead the quake 2 people through strike.bsp for 40 minutes and 40 frags. After this we ascended the mountain cliffs on city1.bsp and carved out of the spawn pads were these 10 cmdments:

I. Thou shalt not spawn kill
II. Thou shalt not mymap as a spectator
III. Thou shalt not MM1 in tourney
IV. Thou shalt goto vanilla, mutant, xatrix, or xrazy
V. Thou shalt not goto hell
VI. Thou shalt invite! thy neigbor, they neighbor's cow, and they neighbor's goatkilla, and thy neighbor's DonkyBalls[CRU]
VII. Thou shalt not invite! more than once in 120 seconds
VIII. Thou shalt not flame in dev/random
IX. Thou shalt not use spiked models
X. Thou shalt not bot