Author Topic: 224 word palindrome poem  (Read 2188 times)

Offline [BTF]EyEsTrAiN

  • Swanky Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 602
  • Fragtastical
    • View Profile
  • Rated:
224 word palindrome poem
« on: February 19, 2009, 09:39:39 AM »
This is pretty cool, a reasonably coherent, 224 word poem that is also a palindrome.

"Dammit I’m Mad"

by

Demetri Martin

    Dammit I’m mad.
    Evil is a deed as I live.
    God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
    To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
    Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
    Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
    I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
    Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
    In my halo of a mired rum tin.
    I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
    Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
    No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
    Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
    Be still if I fill its ebb.
    Ew, a spider… eh?
    We sleep. Oh no!
    Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
    Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
    Both, one… my names are in it.
    Murder? I’m a fool.
    A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
    A Goddam level I lived at.
    On mail let it in. I’m it.
    Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
    A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.
    Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
    “Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
    Evil is a deed as I live.
    Dammit I’m mad.
 
 :righteous:
  • Insightful
    Informative
    Funny
    Nice Job / Good Work
    Rock On
    Flawless Logic
    Well-Reasoned Argument and/or Conclusion
    Demonstrates Exceptional Knowlege of the Game
    Appears Not to Comprehend Game Fundamentals
    Frag of the Week
    Frag Hall of Fame
    Jump of the Week
    Jump Hall of Fame
    Best Solution
    Wins The Internet
    Whoosh! You done missed the joke thar Cletus!
    Obvious Troll Is Obvious
    DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
    DEMO OR STFU
    Offtopic
    Flamebait
    Redundant
    Factually Challenged
    Preposterously Irrational Arguments
    Blindingly Obvious Logical Fallacies
    Absurd Misconstrual of Scientific Principles or Evidence
    Amazing Conspiracy Theory Bro
    Racist Ignoramus
"All life begins with Nu and ends with Nu. This is the truth! This is my belief!...At least for now."
    — "The Mystery of Life," vol. 841, chapter 26

Offline Whirlingdervish

  • Super ShortBus Extravaganza
  • Illimitable Sesquipedalian Member
  • *
  • Posts: 6383
    • View Profile
    • The Dervish Depository
  • Rated:
Re: 224 word palindrome poem
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2009, 09:49:32 AM »
that's pretty damn cool.

It's definitely the longest one I've ever seen that had any semblance of meaning.

That Demetri Martin is a funny fucker too. I've caught a couple of his standup specials on comedy central but I've never seen his new show.
« Last Edit: February 19, 2009, 11:27:18 AM by Whirlingdervish(Q2C) »
  • Insightful
    Informative
    Funny
    Nice Job / Good Work
    Rock On
    Flawless Logic
    Well-Reasoned Argument and/or Conclusion
    Demonstrates Exceptional Knowlege of the Game
    Appears Not to Comprehend Game Fundamentals
    Frag of the Week
    Frag Hall of Fame
    Jump of the Week
    Jump Hall of Fame
    Best Solution
    Wins The Internet
    Whoosh! You done missed the joke thar Cletus!
    Obvious Troll Is Obvious
    DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
    DEMO OR STFU
    Offtopic
    Flamebait
    Redundant
    Factually Challenged
    Preposterously Irrational Arguments
    Blindingly Obvious Logical Fallacies
    Absurd Misconstrual of Scientific Principles or Evidence
    Amazing Conspiracy Theory Bro
    Racist Ignoramus

Offline [BTF] Reflex

  • Loquaciously Multiloquent Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 5291
  • !
    • View Profile
  • Rated:
Re: 224 word palindrome poem
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2009, 11:11:17 AM »
 :ubershock:
  • Insightful
    Informative
    Funny
    Nice Job / Good Work
    Rock On
    Flawless Logic
    Well-Reasoned Argument and/or Conclusion
    Demonstrates Exceptional Knowlege of the Game
    Appears Not to Comprehend Game Fundamentals
    Frag of the Week
    Frag Hall of Fame
    Jump of the Week
    Jump Hall of Fame
    Best Solution
    Wins The Internet
    Whoosh! You done missed the joke thar Cletus!
    Obvious Troll Is Obvious
    DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
    DEMO OR STFU
    Offtopic
    Flamebait
    Redundant
    Factually Challenged
    Preposterously Irrational Arguments
    Blindingly Obvious Logical Fallacies
    Absurd Misconstrual of Scientific Principles or Evidence
    Amazing Conspiracy Theory Bro
    Racist Ignoramus
Sometimes I think it’s a sin when I feel like I’m winnin’ when I’m losin’ again

 

El Box de Shoutamente

Last 10 Shouts:

 

adz1La

October 18, 2020, 12:05:02 AM
 ;)
 

|iR|Focalor

October 10, 2020, 11:35:41 PM
 

beaver{KEA}

October 07, 2020, 06:16:38 PM
6V6+ ON RA2 NOW

pepp5

October 06, 2020, 03:19:43 PM
My standard way of encouraging people to quit farting around and start the match:  Eddie Van Halen up.  RIP EVH.
 

quadz

October 06, 2020, 01:17:03 PM
R.I.P. Eddie Van Halen :(
 

Admin

September 23, 2020, 09:43:07 AM
It's the same VPN-using misanthrope who's been at this for months. Recently switched to sending private messages.
 

[BTF]Fatknitty

September 23, 2020, 08:30:36 AM
can someone please get rid of the spambot on DM?

-Unh0ly-

September 20, 2020, 03:34:22 AM

-Unh0ly-

September 18, 2020, 12:47:34 AM

https://youtu.be/keF839vDH0A

joe rogan is  a quaker !!!!
 

|iR|Focalor

September 11, 2020, 12:54:20 AM

Show 50 latest
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
October 20, 2020, 06:04:04 PM

Login with username, password and session length