Author Topic: to console (dos prompt) (Read 5333 times)

zndkw1n · « **on:** January 31, 2009, 04:35:20 PM »

Hey, so one time you asked me to tell you if I wanted to change my sig or my avatar. So can you do me that favour please?
I'd like to change my signature to the below text. Thanks. I tried PM'ing you but you didnt reply.

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"Nobody questions things in this country anymore. Why? People are way too fat and happy. People are way too prosperous for their own good. Everyone's got a cell phone that will make pancakes and rub their balls now--so, nobody wants to rock the boat. Americans have been bought-off and silenced by gizmos and toys, and as a result, no one has ever learned to question things." - George Carlin -

Admin · « **Reply #1 on:** January 31, 2009, 04:43:18 PM »

I tried, but it didn't fit in the 192 character limit.

zndkw1n · « **Reply #2 on:** February 01, 2009, 12:38:05 PM »

Quote from: Admin on January 31, 2009, 04:43:18 PM

I tried, but it didn't fit in the 192 character limit.

hehehehe, ok, so maybe strip out not so important parts?

QwazyWabbit · « **Reply #3 on:** February 01, 2009, 02:17:16 PM »

If it's a true quote all parts of it are important since they are a whole. You might shorten it to one sentence but G.C. was pretty succinct as it was. You might find something shorter if you look.

zndkw1n · « **Reply #4 on:** February 01, 2009, 03:23:25 PM »

Yes, thats true. So, console, can you try removing the quotes "" signs, maybe, or the George Carlin name, everyone knows who said that phrase. If someone here doesnt, i pity you.

Maybe remove the double dash too. That might get all of it.

UUD-40 · « **Reply #5 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:02:03 PM »

Type it into paint and put the image in your sig.

zndkw1n · « **Reply #6 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:04:38 PM »

Hmm, actually I was thinking more into the lines of this:

"~~Nobody questions things~~ in this country ~~anymore. Why?~~ People are way too fat ~~and happy. People are way too prosperous for their own good.~~ Everyone's got a cell phone that will make pancake~~s and rub their~~ balls ~~now--so, nobody wants~~ to rock the boat. Americans have~~been bought-off and silenced by~~ gizmos and toys, and as a result, no one has ever learned to question things." - George Carlin -

Yea, i think that one's better.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #7 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:50:03 PM »

Quote from: UUD-40 on February 01, 2009, 08:02:03 PM

Type it into paint and put the image in your sig.

Yes, that's a good idea.

A better idea would be for him to quit being such a poo-stirring ass clown of a troll and start acting like a normal person so that he could eventually have all of his forum privileges restored and then he could change his signature all by himself like the rest of us. We've seen on a handful of occasions that it is possible for him to act normal. It was quite pleasant when he did. But I suspect that, much like Razor, such moments of level-headedness are brief and rare from him. Please, feel free to prove me wrong in that prediction, we'll ALL (including YOU, zndkwin) benefit from it.

The Happy Friar · « **Reply #8 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:40:14 PM »

i'm not fat & don't have a cell phone.

playboy · « **Reply #9 on:** February 02, 2009, 07:43:36 PM »

But the majority are and do!

splisskin · « **Reply #10 on:** February 05, 2009, 02:19:27 PM »

I'm not fat either but I do have a cell phone! Damn, I have a Palm treo 755p that I thought did about everything. Now I find that some phones make pancakes too!! Time for a new phone

Whirlingdervish · « **Reply #11 on:** February 05, 2009, 02:51:29 PM »

Fuck pancakes. I eat peruvians for breakfast and haven't gained a pound from it.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #12 on:** February 05, 2009, 05:15:27 PM »

Quote from: Whirlingdervish(Q2C) on February 05, 2009, 02:51:29 PM

Fuck pancakes. I eat peruvians for breakfast and haven't gained a pound from it.

Surgeon General's Warning: This product is known to the State of California to cause cancer in laboratory animals and may also increase the likelihood of birth defects.

zndkw1n · « **Reply #13 on:** February 11, 2009, 10:06:53 AM »

Ok, i think i got a better sig. Dos prompt, can you change it to this one? It's way shorter, and I think it gets to the point. I saw this scribbled in a street around. It's related to bush "enduring freedom" (still can't type that with a straight face)

BOMBING FOR PEACE IS LIKE FUCKING FOR VIRGINITY

jägermonsta · « **Reply #14 on:** February 11, 2009, 10:28:56 AM »

I have 2 cell phones, I drink beer and smoke cigarettes every day, I go to work to play games and surf the net. I love America!

Author Topic: to console (dos prompt) (Read 5333 times)

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