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funny rails match...
« on: January 29, 2009, 05:12:01 PM »
Rails 2v2, me and some guy named 'kom' vs team ReaL. 5 min match, some pretty funny shots.. i use nades most of the time.

Kom: dude is just dicking with nades, this is pointlesws

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kr: nade rape
ReaL.iZe: that was the gayest shit ever.
kr: lol
ReaL.iZe: u are a fag
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Re: funny rails match...
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2009, 05:13:40 PM »
You may know Kom by the name Lidz.

He's a pretty good and consistent railer.
I'm always happy to have him on my team.  :beer:
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Re: funny rails match...
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2009, 01:59:11 AM »
mkay, well as i saw it... kr seemed to be very annoyed that he was unable to compete with my team. it seemed to me that he was throwing nades to avoid people seeing him lose so bad.... i have been through this before about the nades on the servers and i frankly dont care anymore, but do not talk smack while you do it or you will get a reply from me. it should be obvious in the demo that he was purposely trying to get a rise out of me and i fell for it i guess...i think we lost by 2 frags the first map with me on the phone and smoking a cigarette and letting people into my house lol my partner was fairly distracted as well the first game i believe. the second game we discussed in team talk that we should actually try this game to put kr's foot in his mouth. needless to say i had 4 times his score the next map, and it obviously got to him because of the post here :) if the admins feel i was in the wrong in some way then i'd be glad to appologize for the incident, but i will show no quarter  to anyone i play that cant take a beating like a man. as far as questionable shots? i have played this game since 97 and i have a 20 ping so i can see how you could think that some of the shots were questionable. i will however ask that next time you semi accuse someone of cheating that you look at all the facts or maybe even practice more :P  GG THX!
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Re: funny rails match...
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2009, 02:03:14 AM »
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Re: funny rails match...
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2009, 08:24:18 AM »
WOW, ha didn't expect that response. This is funny...

I wasn't trying, threw hand grenades the whole time, and beat your team one of the matches i did so. That is why this is titled "funny rails match". Oh and I wasn't being annoying at all, aside from the fact that you guys were getting pissed at me for raping you with hand grenades without trying at all. I didn't say a word besides "lol" and "nade rape" at the end, jokingly from all the shit that you guys talked. Again, why this is titled "funny rails match". I also thought it was funny that my teammate thought the match was "pointless" and we ended up winning. Maybe if you weren't so full of yourself, you'd realize this, and that you're not even good at this game....


ps. beating someone who is using hand grenades the whole time isn't rape. Beating someone with hand grenades the whole time IS rape. gg.
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« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2009, 10:57:41 AM »
oh i was just assuming you were calling our rails funny because u werent shooting any lol oh and the reason i got angry with you is because you are constantly talking smack when u get a kill... its really weak considering no one had said a word to you, one can only assume that you are annoyed for some reason. maybe u should play the game and have fun and let others do the same... or you could continue running your mouth and being a prick i guess :\
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Re: funny rails match...
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2009, 05:14:57 PM »
umm, that's not true. We played 3 matches, and the first thing I said that could be considered "smack talk" at all was "nade rape" which was AFTER our 2nd match. It was actually the only thing i said, at all, aside from "lol" up until that point. I just went back and looked at the demos, and yeah, it's true. Both you and your teammate were the ones who started shit talking in the 2nd match by calling me a fag a few times for raping you with hand grenades. You shouldn't have done it, it made you look stupid, and it was funny. Get over it. I'll post the other demos and condumps backing what I say if you really want to.. or you can just stop lying?
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« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2009, 08:02:19 AM »
well reguardless of what you think when u say LOL and NADE RAPE that IS talkin smack and unsportsmanlike conduct.... but thats fine if u think thats a friendly thing to say i guess lol anyways gl getting along with others in the future lol i'm done talking with u lol
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« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2009, 09:00:52 AM »
well, regardless about what you say, you were shit talking me the whole match... and then I said 'nade rape, lol', which sent you on another tangent of shit talking because you were already mad about that game. And now look at you, because you were STILL mad over it, you've come here to defend yourself while telling out right lies in which I have called you out on each one.... which is stupid, fyi.

Oh and by the way, after I left I saw in ts-live how you and your teammate were gossiping about who "kr" was, and that he was definitely there "to check out the top competition for nail" "what a faggot (bundle of sticks)"....... seemingly you guys are a little full of yourselves, and you personally seem to take this game way too seriously.. which is pretty obvious since you couldn't sit back and laugh at this thread / demo when you initially read it.
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Re: funny rails match...
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2009, 08:24:10 AM »
I wasn't going to even respond, but you obviously need more attention, so here we go  ;)

Obviously your point was to piss people off, because you even pissed your team mate off.

You were successful, congrats.

Step 1) Join as an alias and spam nades
Step 2) Make cheesey comments like "lol" and "nade rape"
Step 3) Piss everyone on the server off while recording a demo
Step 4) Log into IRC to ts-live and see what they say
Step 5) Post demo and show everyone how cool I am because they got mad at me for spamming nades the whole time

Congrats, you now have earned 5 online cool e-points.

As I recall we played 3 games and I thought the 1st one went pretty uneventful. GGs and everything, then you started spamming nades, which is a typical move that someone does when they loose and want to make it looks like they aren't trying, now granted you did win the second game, but it is really hard to get interested in a game when someone is spamming.

3rd game some of the same spamming nades the whole time and making comments, but by that game I was going to not be hit by grenade spam which i wasn't. I died only 11 times.

Regardless of what you say, you intention was to either annoy or piss people off and it worked. I have nothing against you or anyone else who expresses their freedom to spam nades in a non-heterosexual manner, but at the same time i don't have to enjoy it either. :)

GGS either way!!!

Go ahead and post the other demos if you want, I didn't record any of them.


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Re: funny rails match...
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2009, 08:56:32 AM »
FYI: spamming nades is also a typical move for players who get tired of playing dm1 against people with a 3rd of their ping in rail only matches.

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« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2009, 09:22:46 AM »
The point wasn't to piss anyone off, nah, you guys did that on your own. The actual situation was more like me sitting there laughing my ass off at people getting pissed over a 12 year old video game, so I decided to crack a joke and say "nade rape". I'm sorry that I thought I was dealing with someone at a regular maturity level who could take a joke like that without getting more e-raged??? yep, gg's.
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Re: funny rails match...
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2009, 09:43:22 AM »
FYI: spamming nades is also a typical move for players who get tired of playing dm1 against people with a 3rd of their ping in rail only matches.

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Heh, unfortunately that will always be the case for someone, but when a 3rd of the ping makes the high ping 45ms, it shouldn't be that bad :)

I also think dm1 is waaay over played, but it seems to be all anyone wants to play.

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« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2009, 07:16:14 PM »
Well I finally got a chance to watch this match...and you cannot be serious cheifen. Its one thing to argue when there is no proof but the demo is proof...the FIRST thing said was by KoM when he said that the match was pointless cuz haunted was just dicking around....do you know wut the second thing said was??? It was you saying "Why are you being such a faggot (bundle of sticks)?"

So how can you POSSIBLY act like haunted started it???I mean unless your whole point is that haunted had a plan to use alot of nades (althought most of his frags were with rail) to PURPOSELY piss you off, which in effect was his initiating smack talk...but if thats your arguement then you need to rethink it.

Either way, all he said was nade rape at the very end..which was after you calling him a faggot (bundle of sticks) and then saying how that was the gayest thing ever.

I'm sure you will interpret this post as smack talk and therefore vigilante will come and stick up for you...but all the evidence is on haunteds side...I just can't fathom your arguement  :sorry:
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