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Re: Gardening Thread
« Reply #90 on: April 22, 2011, 05:09:45 AM »
Not his,  his cousins neighbors friend's weed.   :evilgrin:
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Re: Gardening Thread
« Reply #91 on: April 29, 2011, 05:43:02 PM »
Thank you all for the picture posting tips.  I've been on the road and will be the next couple weeks, but when I get some free time I want to show you some stuff I had success with the last year.  I sometimes try unusual veggies that nobody around here (deep south) even consider, and it works.  I'm thinking the prudent person will be thinking outside the box if he wants to help feed his family during hard times....and hard times they are a comin". 
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Re: Gardening Thread
« Reply #93 on: April 12, 2014, 11:28:46 AM »
Its sad to think that going to a garden supply store that carries hydroponic equipment can get you on a law enforcement 'watch' list or worse raided on such flimsy 'evidence'. I've avoided going to a local store because of that kinda crap. I heard the store was going to carry a lot of open pollinated and heirloom seed but then saw all the hydroponic equipment they sell....well so much for that idea. I'll stick to places where you don't feel like you're under surveillance every time you need to buy tomato seeds.


Wow all those man hours, thousands of tax dollars and raiding a woman's house for a 9.3g stash... :bravo:
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Re: Gardening Thread
« Reply #94 on: April 12, 2014, 12:40:04 PM »
Goes to show you, though... If that's the kinda shit you're into, you can never be too careful. Doesn't surprise me that they didn't net very many large scale grows though. Because the ones that are doing it and reaping larger profits from larger harvests ARE smarter and more careful than to shop for their own shit. They're just not gonna catch them that way. They'd have to spend months following the supply buyers around, tapping their phones, bugging their cars, and MAYBE after all that, they'd catch them handing it off to the grower. They're never gonna secure a warrant to do all that though. And even if they did, they'd spend more money in man hours, gas, and everything else than it would be worth. Which is why if they had any brains, they'd decriminalize it like Colorado. But they don't have any brains apparently. And the pot farmers appreciate it, because they get to continue making a living in an industry free of taxation and regulations.
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Re: Gardening Thread
« Reply #95 on: May 05, 2014, 07:27:41 PM »
I have a very libertarian view on this, so much so, that I'm considered an extremist(Hey NSA  :P). Money is made on both sides of this coin and the big banks get to legally launder it....who is going to be against that in congress? Decriminalize possession and use, but prosecute to the fullest those that hurt others (including their own family) while using. Let idiots drink/smoke/snort/inject until dead while offering an alternative in treatment. In the end, it's up to what one chooses to do and no law will ever stop them if it is their choice.
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Re: Gardening Thread
« Reply #96 on: September 16, 2014, 02:11:52 PM »

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=817901854907559

I've been operating dozers larger than that and dragged rippers larger than that, except on the beach. So quick and easy when you do it for a farm though. Makes me want to invest in one haha
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Re: Gardening Thread
« Reply #97 on: September 17, 2014, 12:48:29 AM »

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=817901854907559

I've been operating dozers larger than that and dragged rippers larger than that, except on the beach. So quick and easy when you do it for a farm though. Makes me want to invest in one haha

Can't see the video from that link at the moment because I'm interwebzing from the Wii. I guess they came out with a new Flash and forgot to include any options on this god damn fucking Wii to update Flash. :ohreally: If you or anyone else has a solution, I'm all ears. Would be nice to be able to view youtube videos and shit with this thing again, (by “and shit, I probably mean “and porn”)

Back at the beginning of this summer, I broke out the little Miller welder and tried to construct this awful looking plow to tow behind the John Deere riding mower I bought last year. Yeeeeaaaah, no. Sounded like a terrific idea when I came up with it, but once I hooked it to the mower, I got all of about 9 feet before it got stuck. Scared the living shit outta me too because once the wheels didn't have enough power to drag the plow through the dirt, the motor just revved WAAAAY the fuck up, sounded like it was getting ready to blow the block in half, and started puking a HUGE ENORMOUS thick white cloud of smoke from the muffler down near the front wheel. This cloud of smoke just hung there in the air for the longest time without dissipating in the slightest. Eventually it drifted over to the neighbors house and filled up their back porch area for a while, haha. But anyway, that was obviously the end of that redneck engineering project.

I have a full size Ford farm tractor that I can use for such things on the other side of the creek, but for #1, I can't drive the damn thing across the creek to get to my vegetable garden by the house, and #2, even if I could, I'd probably tear the shit outta the yard with it and end up busting off one of the spinkler system heads or rupturing one of pipes for it buried only about 6 inches under the grass. I wish I could though. I'd fucking LOOOOOVE to see the looks of horror and repulsion on the faces of my neighbors as they think to themselves, “Oh my fucking god, now this bearded hillbilly from hell is having a god damn Saturday night tractor pull in his backyard! We should've stayed in New York... Why did we ever move to this god forsaken hick town?” :D

Fuckin Yorker yankees, man, no shit. They got these little short New York Yankees and New York Giants flags stuck in their flower beds at their front walkway. For the longest time I've been considering stealing them and replacing them with something with Braves and Falcons logos on them just to fuck with them. I'd consider getting an extra little Confederate flag like the ones we stick on graves in the Civil War cemetary once a year with the SCV, but they might think it means something racist. :o
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« Reply #98 on: September 17, 2014, 08:00:31 PM »
Haha. The video was of someone using a dozer and ripper of about this size about:



I've had to rip beaches before(fluffing up for turtle nesting... lol ) and ... jeez, I can't even find one on the internet 3/4 as the big as the ones we use. anyway, it'll till the shit out of a farm haha. My ideal tractor that i'd like to get ahold of years down the road would probably a medium sized loader/back hoe type deal. Put a claw/fork lift attachment on the front side opposed to a bucket. Similar to this(except a lot thicker/stronger/custom weld/etc.):



Then have a track hoe(excavator) arm/boom attachment on the back with a swivel seat.

Here's one but this is a bit too small.. would want a bit more clearance and bigger tires. And it's a fork lift instead of the heavy duty fork/claw that i'd want.



Basically what I'm picturing is a smaller version of this:



but with a track hoe on the back, would be so badass.
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« Reply #99 on: October 23, 2014, 05:01:13 PM »
I Love Gardening Cannabis Plants THAT IS THE BEST!
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« Reply #100 on: October 23, 2014, 06:31:03 PM »
 :blunt: :grass: :blunt: I bet you go through a lot of cheetos.
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« Reply #102 on: September 29, 2015, 09:13:37 AM »
26 pounds of weed worth 10k? Either that's some really shitty weed, or someone really failed math class. I estimate they're off by, oh.... 30 grand at the very least, but probably a good bit more.

Yep. Cops are fucking honest. You can totally trust them. Especially in Florida. ::)
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« Reply #103 on: September 29, 2015, 06:44:45 PM »
Quite a few of the guys I went to school with became cops in my town, so I knew that police force was corrupt.
After a few years they had a shakeup because of bribes and gambling within the force.  All but a couple of guys I knew resigned or were kicked out.
Somehow I knew it would happen  :ubershock:
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« Reply #104 on: October 16, 2017, 01:14:34 PM »
20 lbs of sweet taters and a hundred black walnuts today
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