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Offline Stinger

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Did you know that pants are evil?
« on: December 01, 2008, 08:06:25 PM »
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Re: Did you know that pants are evil?
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2008, 01:44:58 AM »
Who knew? But why is he wearing "pants" - the evil subject matter of his rant?
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Re: Did you know that pants are evil?
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2008, 07:07:16 AM »
That's me, actually. And those aren't pants, those are super loose-fitting pajamas. My wang pops out constantly. Makes everything OK.
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Re: Did you know that pants are evil?
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2008, 09:31:20 AM »
uhh...

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Re: Did you know that pants are evil?
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2008, 02:01:59 PM »
Well its explained a little more indepth here: http://www.egodriven.net/antipants/

But basically, pants are a tool used by the upper-class to enslave the proletariat. As long as your testicles are imprisoned, your mind will never be free. So, burn your pants. Pretty straight-forward.
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Re: Did you know that pants are evil?
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2008, 02:33:48 PM »
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Re: Did you know that pants are evil?
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2008, 02:40:25 PM »
um the upper class people have more pants than I do..

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Re: Did you know that pants are evil?
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2008, 02:44:26 PM »
Yeah, but its just for show. The second they're behind closed doors, they shed their oppressive pants and laugh at the rest of us who they've trained to believe that they're a necessity.

metaL: How much are the pant companies paying you? Or are you one of those people that habitually tries to destroy the agents of freedom and change? I'll bet it was someone like you who shot Martin Luther King...
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Re: Did you know that pants are evil?
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2008, 05:56:55 PM »
Quote from: Stinger on December 02, 2008, 02:44:26 PM
metaL: How much are the pant companies paying you? Or are you one of those people that habitually tries to destroy the agents of freedom and change? I'll bet it was someone like you who shot Martin Luther King...

I am now dumber after reading this.  :rtfm:
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Re: Did you know that pants are evil?
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2008, 06:39:54 PM »
There's a manual? Even when I was wearing pants, I didn't have a manual... It must be new! Pants ship with manuals now? Shit, they're insidious!

You're better off in a kilt. All I'm saying. The government is trying to control you, via your nether regions, using pants. I don't see what about this is so hard to comprehend...
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Re: Did you know that pants are evil?
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2008, 08:22:33 PM »
I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!

It wasen't one man doing it for 8 years, it was... TEH PANTS  :o :o OH THE HORROR! WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!

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Re: Did you know that pants are evil?
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2008, 01:48:01 AM »
Right now, it's 27 degrees outside. I love my balls, I don't want them to suffer from frostbite.
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« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2008, 07:11:41 AM »
While I can see what you're saying about cold balls, friend, you could be roasting your chestnuts next to an open pant fire right now! That's a warm thing, I assure you.
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