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Bleach
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Ia! Ia! Cthulhu ftaghn!
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Haiku
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August 04, 2006, 02:40:52 PM »
That is not haiku!
You're just counting syllables!
Stop that this instant!!!
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[BTF]Sigma
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Re: Haiku
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August 05, 2006, 09:08:13 AM »
Quote from: Bleach on August 04, 2006, 02:40:52 PM
That is not haiku!
You're just counting syllables!
Stop that this instant!!!
You are sooo funny.
I can't beleive this Bull-Shit!!
Eat a bag of dicks!!
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Disco Karate
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Posts: 133
*~Funkjazztikal Tricknology~*
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Re: Haiku
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August 05, 2006, 05:59:49 PM »
haha that's kickass bleach - a few I wrote...
Jane! How many words?
Oh, syllables? Well, shit I'm
almost out of room.
MOVIEHAIKUS
Broken Flowers
Long, boring movie-
Jarmusch sees depth in shallow
waters. Then I snored.
A History Of Violence
Peace and harmony.
Gunshots and gore! Anger! Kill!
Repeat endlessly.
Lord Of The Rings
For Frodo Baggins
Fat nerds will wait patiently
Eating Cheese-Doodles
The 40-Year-Old Virgin
People laugh at the
Man who's never felt boobies.
Then he finds true love.
Dukes Of Hazzard
Look! Daisy Duke's ass!
It distracts us from the lack
Of a storyline!
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Whirlingdervish
Super ShortBus Extravaganza
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Posts: 6384
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Re: Haiku
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August 07, 2006, 10:44:21 AM »
This is the reason
that guys don't write poetry:
We all suck at it.
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Strix Varia
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Posts: 16
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Re: Haiku
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September 15, 2006, 05:44:44 PM »
That seems all too true.
It is a good argument
But not very fair.
One two three four five
Six seven eight nine ten twelve.
Whoops I had to skip.
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Whirlingdervish
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Re: Haiku
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October 05, 2006, 03:21:54 PM »
where are all the chicks?
this place is a dick-fest now
I miss the poon smell.
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[BTF]Jehar
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Posts: 777
Gee Gee or Whatnot.
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Re: Haiku
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October 05, 2006, 05:04:31 PM »
My dream cracks, eyes squint
The warmth of the blanket calls
Hide me from the day
Gravel shards underfoot,
Glass cracks against my stale frame
Crimson flees flesh, drip
Couple old ones dredged up.
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Whirlingdervish
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Re: Haiku
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Reply #7 on:
October 06, 2006, 08:25:46 AM »
redbull is too good
for drinking all day and night
it is full of crack.
no one is lamer
than that old idiot, vibes
yet he still talks shit.
granny is quite weak
he fears the jagermonsta
who beat him at quake.
D M One is Lame
and not a good test of skill,
play another map.
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Last Edit: October 06, 2006, 03:22:28 PM by Whirlingdervish(Q2C)
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Whirlingdervish
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October 06, 2006, 11:06:01 AM »
it's time to play quake
but my speakers don't work here.
fuck it, work is gay.
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vibes
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Re: Haiku
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October 11, 2006, 01:13:04 PM »
STFU map boy
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Whirlingdervish
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Posts: 6384
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October 11, 2006, 02:19:30 PM »
Eat shit and die vibes
this board is for the poets
not stupid old pricks.
Try and make a map
since you think you are hot shit.
I doubt that you can.
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Last Edit: October 11, 2006, 03:35:02 PM by Whirlingdervish(Q2C)
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Re: Haiku
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Reply #11 on:
October 11, 2006, 03:40:37 PM »
I have this overwhelming urge to make a map today.
naaa, I have a life.
Welcome to poetry in motion
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Whirlingdervish
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Reply #12 on:
October 11, 2006, 05:42:04 PM »
Im sure that you don't
have a life that is worth crap
so fuck off dipshit!
you fear my haiku
because you are quite foolish
and you can't write one.
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