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Messages - elppen

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General Ownage / Re: bonger bunging it on?
« on: February 07, 2011, 11:11:43 PM »
Bonger is prolly hacking. BUT saying pepp supports cheating is retarded. 

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General Ownage / Re: bonger bunging it on?
« on: February 05, 2011, 11:15:33 PM »
FOC.....First off, i ran a home made hack on tastyspleen not pepps. Secondly ive played pepps servers for like 10  or more years and as soon as he found out i hacked he banned me.  Thats like saying quadz allowed someone like granny to hack just cause he played tastyspleen.  Im all for you running your mouth at people who have offended you or wronged you but pepp is really nice, and a great admin. I assure you he had no problem dropping the ban hammer on a person he gamed with for like 10 years for hacking. Shit it may of even been over ten years. Back in the inet arena days. :(

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General Ownage / Re: VAEVICTIS PLAYS WORLD OF WARCRAFT ON HIS BIRTHDAY
« on: January 16, 2011, 12:56:20 AM »
Yeah that salad is really good and fresh. I hate how they grade the cheese for you tho. I always end up telling them to stop out of shame.

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General Ownage / Re: vae - re-muted?
« on: January 11, 2011, 11:56:34 PM »
No, because you were too tired to fight that day. Or they all ganged up on you 5 to 1. Or the teachers liked them better than you and let them get away with it.

GET THE FUCK OVER IT SON. Life only gets harder and more disappointing. You think it sucks losing to noobies in a video game? Just wait until you get laid off and find out that your retirement fund has magically disappeared and that it will cost more money than you have to hire an attorney. Wait until you get married and the woman (or man in your case) that you fell in love with gradually becomes fatter, uglier, and bitchier as the years wear on. Wait until you have kids and they drive you borderline homicidal. Then wait until she runs away with the black garbage man and takes the kids and expects you to pay her more than half your weekly paycheck for child support. Then wait until you can no longer afford to pay child support so you start getting behind. Then one day you find yourself driving maybe 9 or 10 miles over the speed limit in your car that you're 2 months behind payments on and you get stopped by the police for speeding. Not only do you get a speeding ticket, you find out that you have a warrant out for you for not paying child support. So they haul your white ass to jail where you get the fuck beat out of you AGAIN (probably by the same people that beat your ass in school), they impound your car, you lose your job because you can't pay the bail. Then while in impound, the bank comes and repossesses your shitty little car and you're left with no way around.

Or maybe it won't happen quite that way.

Point is:

LIFE SUCKS, WEAR A FUCKIN' HELMET!  
But isnt that why people game? Artificial accomplishment  to compensate for a lack of real accomplishment?

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poetry / essays / short stories? / Re: Meth-Crystal-Crank
« on: January 03, 2011, 01:27:22 AM »
I see them everyday with there dirty little chicken heads bocking about.  Dirty little bastards.  I pretty much say fuck all white drugs, but meth heads are lame.  LSD, weed, shrooms...those drugs are ok. But speed is just terrible. I think it should be mandatory that everyone tries lsd, but that's another story.  ( haven't done drugs in like 3 to 4 years.)

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poetry / essays / short stories? / Re: Meth-Crystal-Crank
« on: January 02, 2011, 01:05:50 AM »
I fucking hate tweekers. Annoying fucking bastards always moven around and shit. They need to poison meth to get rid of the white trash who love that crap. In fact today i saw one on the bus fiddling with his stuff (repacking his bag like 8 times) then he started rubbing his scalp while sitting right in front of me. Fucking dandruff and shit. I wanted to bang his little tweeker head against the window. Bleh.

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General Ownage / Re: Revamping
« on: July 23, 2010, 10:54:25 PM »
Id think that a mentally handy cap fellow has the blessing of not needing a psychiatrist.

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General Ownage / Re: Revamping
« on: July 23, 2010, 09:43:50 PM »
 :raincloud: geeks seek life.

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General Ownage / Re: Revamping
« on: July 21, 2010, 11:04:07 AM »
I for one have been a member of IR for like nearly 5 years and i assure you whirling always knows what he is talking about. This is all important stuff. WHAT is RB thinking, we all know they are hacking for sure!  Newbs.

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/dev/random / Re: Where have they gone
« on: June 03, 2010, 10:46:04 PM »

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tastyspleen.net / Re: Ya know what...
« on: June 03, 2010, 03:23:32 PM »
 :bigcry:

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tastyspleen.net / Re: Ya know what...
« on: June 03, 2010, 01:09:21 PM »
Yeah that was me alright.  Im pretty good at singing, infact im amazing at singing. You know what maybe ill make a new video for you. UNLIKE faglord who has no idea how to sing in key so he barks like a dog. 

"RUFF RUFF (powerchord) RUFF SATAN RUFF"

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tastyspleen.net / Re: Ya know what...
« on: June 02, 2010, 04:03:25 PM »
elppen... are you retarded? were you dropped on your head one too many times as a child? did you have a terrible accident drinking drano when you were little? were you traumatized as a child that your parents loved the cat more? did your father beat you regularly then sodomize you afterwards?

cause it seems you have some issues, and dont understand when to shut the fuck up

I thought we were friends :(

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tastyspleen.net / Re: Ya know what...
« on: June 02, 2010, 03:18:03 PM »
Ah forums. The place for cowards to speak there mind. Keep it up pee wee. Its not like you would say any of this in the real world.  I would bet my life on the fact that you have 1. Never called a mans woman loose. And 2. Called anyone a vagina. Im gonna let you have your little fantasy land and "own" me with typed words.

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tastyspleen.net / Re: Ya know what...
« on: June 02, 2010, 12:46:31 PM »
peewee when a woman decides she loves you she does something called sex.  Although your christian mother said "only loose woman have sex" This is not the case. Woman have sex, and are not whores for doing so. I found the word intercourse to be funny because it is a funny word.  You one day may not have to imagine what a vagina feels like when you masterbate, and actually know the wonderful feeling of sex. good luck.



*edit: When you do fuck do not produce children thanx

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