The Real Slim Shady used to crack me up, but when I heard this one I totally lost it.
Eminem - Ass like That
[Chorus] The way you shake it, I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee pee go Doing, doing, doing
I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee pee go Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves she's like a belly dancer She's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I Think someones at the door But I don't think I'm gonna answer Police saying "freeze" Doing, doing, doing What do you mean freeze? Please, I'm a human being, I have needs I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer I'm already on my knees I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it
[Chorus]
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin' Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes Doing, doing, doing
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn Police saying "freeze" Doing doing doing What do you mean freeze? Geez, I just got my seat I have ticket, look, I put away my zipper zipped Please do not remove me from this movie theater please I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free Free, yes, free, right back on the streets What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy? I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand
[Chorus]
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so I ain't never seen a butt like that Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves she dances like a go-go In that video she sings get out your bozo I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo Police saying "freeze" Doing, doing, doing What do you mean freeze? My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this Nobody is safe from me, no not even me I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee On the radio, but I think I did Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick Get to the chopper, everybody get out I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down
[Chorus]
So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please? I ain't never seen an ass like that Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go Doing, doing, doing
Some people seems to be able to read the logs on other servers that they aren't conected to, like on http://faderjok.tastyspleen.net/quake2/logs/spawnycrazy.txt There has been a few occasions where I received an invite! from someone on another server that said something about what I was doing or saying. I have no idea how they could know what I was saying while they were connected to a different server. How do they do this? How can you read the logs on a server that you are not connected to?
May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will, The Real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat will, The Real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorce, throwin' her over furniture It's the return of the, "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said, nothing you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! Feminist women love Eminem Chigga chigga chigga, "Slim shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though!" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes, I wanna get on T.V. and just let loose, but can't But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss" And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the discovery channel don't they? "We ain't nothing but mammals", well, some of us cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady All you other slim shadys are just imitating So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?
'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady All you other slim shadys are just imitating So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on M.T.V "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!" I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me So I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing but not quite me
'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady All you other slim shadys are just imitating So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?
'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady All you other slim shadys are just imitating So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums
It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting Pinchin' nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with jergens And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a slim shady lurkin' He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parkin' lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!" With his windows down and his system up
So, will the real shady please stand up? And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady All you other slim shadys are just imitating So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?
'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady All you other slim shadys are just imitating So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?
'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady All you other slim shadys are just imitating So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?
'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady All you other slim shadys are just imitating So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?
Ha ha Guess there's a slim shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
not saying the name is any better, just a clearing up the definition. It's along the same line as someone using the handle "hitler" or "stallen". not much taste but no rule/law against it.
if people here REALLY believe he's promoting sex with children I'm sure console could provide a log to provide to the FBI & they'd look in to it.
Here you go. I submit Exhibit A
Warning:Contains explicit material!
Warning:This tug of war went on for damn near a half hour!!!
Fuck, I feel like playing a game of devil's advocate:
Adolf Hitler Islam = Murder HabibGoatAss Naked Guy Naked Girl POOPY ANALGASSES{KEA} Monkey Ass Red McTitties >CG< Scrotumus-cru Baby Jesus Can O'Woopass Demon testiculator a$$waxer 1[nofagteam]
Well, I find all of these names should be banned. They either contain a derogatory remark, impress a religious view, or just plain conjure up a mental image I find repulsive/offensive. These should all be banned too!!! On a side note, PSC servers would never allow these aliases to play according to their conservative server policies, which they are well within their right to assert.
Let me add a few names to the list
[RB]Fuckinsheep DonKeyballs-CRU Jesus Naked Cowboy Screaming Penis BUMSEXOHYEAH Fucking Penis Yurinator FRUIT POOPS FemySexyBoobs a rogue penis UpTheAss AssHammer
not saying the name is any better, just a clearing up the definition. It's along the same line as someone using the handle "hitler" or "stallen". not much taste but no rule/law against it.
if people here REALLY believe he's promoting sex with children I'm sure console could provide a log to provide to the FBI & they'd look in to it.
Here you go. I submit Exhibit A
Warning:Contains explicit material!
Warning:This tug of war went on for damn near a half hour!!!
Fuck, I feel like playing a game of devil's advocate:
Adolf Hitler Islam = Murder HabibGoatAss Naked Guy Naked Girl POOPY ANALGASSES{KEA} Monkey Ass Red McTitties >CG< Scrotumus-cru Baby Jesus Can O'Woopass Demon testiculator a$$waxer 1[nofagteam]
Well, I find all of these names should be banned. They either contain a derogatory remark, impress a religious view, or just plain conjure up a mental image I find repulsive/offensive. These should all be banned too!!! On a side note, PSC servers would never allow these aliases to play according to their conservative server policies, which they are well within their right to assert.
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