Hey guys..

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"After years of only viewing a protruding abdomen he had not seen or touched his penis in over a decade. Now without the girth and easy access to his penis, he became obsessed with tantalizing booty pictures of reality TV star Kim Kardashian."

 

Yes, you got that right. He got ahead of himself. After losing all that weight, you would think to take precaution about willy