Author Topic: Drink! (Read 133033 times)

themuffinman · « **Reply #180 on:** September 07, 2005, 11:55:23 PM »

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Om3ga · « **Reply #181 on:** September 07, 2005, 11:59:26 PM »

[quote author=|IAF|Dr_CORN

themuffinman · « **Reply #182 on:** September 08, 2005, 12:08:10 AM »

[quote author={SX}Om3ga.S

Om3ga · « **Reply #183 on:** September 08, 2005, 12:11:59 AM »

[yourlilassisowned] Skooled! [/yourlilassisowned]

themuffinman · « **Reply #184 on:** September 08, 2005, 12:21:05 AM »

[spammer!]You Carpal Tunnel piece of shit![/spammer!]

[BTF]adam · « **Reply #185 on:** September 08, 2005, 08:03:11 AM »

Omega you spamtastic tit!

[BTF]n0ctuary · « **Reply #186 on:** September 08, 2005, 06:56:49 PM »

I was going to post these on the lyrics thread, but I think they're more relevant here.

GWAR - Jagermonsta

If you look at it you'll get drunk
Frothing mass of filthy chunk
Bloodshot eye and boiling spew
To kick the ass of little fucking punks like you
Seeking ancient wisdom, drinking with the gods
Rolling in the gutter, craving bloated bloody scrod
Where it came from none can say
Though they do so anyway
Memories of braincells lost
Promoting drunken holocaust
Try - to tame the fury of the Jagermonsta
Drinking, stinking, falling down
Acting like a fucking clown
A drunk who got what he deserved
At least his corpse is well-preserved
The Jagermonster comes to slay
By making you get drunk today
Then drive your car until it skids
Into a busload of retarded kids
Who burn alive, you drunken fuck and then get hit by another truck
Yes Bleeding retards in the dirt
The funny things that you're not hurt
The cops don't come, you get away
You'll live to drink another day...
Hooray!
Every stupid thing I do the Jagermonster tells me to
Bring forth now the virgin, soon her flesh to flay
Oh, she's not a virgin?
Still, we'll kill her anyway
That means we can fuck her
And fuck her we will
Then we will go get drunk and find
Someone else to kill
Drunken vengence from the grave
Hooves are flailing, nailing slaves
Beware the power of the Jagermonster!

Omega: Just because your uncle stopped "visiting" you doesn't mean weed affected his libido, it means you got ugly.

Om3ga · « **Reply #187 on:** September 08, 2005, 08:29:39 PM »

some pretty good lyrics there

[BTF]adam · « **Reply #188 on:** September 09, 2005, 07:35:19 AM »

Drink up

Bleach · « **Reply #189 on:** September 09, 2005, 10:12:14 AM »

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Omega: Just because your uncle stopped "visiting" you doesn't mean weed affected his libido, it means you got ugly.

haw haw haw haw!

smoking affects my libido? hell yea!!! get rid of that damn sex drive completely nicotene (starts smoking 2 ciggarettes, drinkin soco, and rollin a doobie) abstinance here i come!!!!

Om3ga · « **Reply #190 on:** September 09, 2005, 11:47:41 AM »

[SIKE] ok

[BTF]adam · « **Reply #191 on:** September 09, 2005, 12:18:07 PM »

start now bitch! raid the cupboards for anything! COOKING SHERRY WILL DO DAMN IT!

Om3ga · « **Reply #192 on:** September 09, 2005, 02:23:19 PM »

[Yeahright, sure

[BTF]adam · « **Reply #193 on:** September 09, 2005, 03:24:56 PM »

Omega is maturing! well done old chap!

Om3ga · « **Reply #194 on:** September 09, 2005, 04:08:19 PM »

read the bracket plz! ty!

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