Hell's radio station

[|iR|Focalor]

You're listening to K.I.L.L., 66.6 on your sub-FM dial! "Kill me now!"

Okay, so you've just died in a horrible gruesome industrial rotating drum cheese grater accident (try to picture that) and Satan heard about that time you pushed little Billy the retarded kid down the stairs in 2nd grade, and he's so impressed by your cold and callous nature that he's decided to make you programming director for the radio station in Hell. What do you play to enhance the suffering and groans of those doomed to eternal damnation?

Go.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqGWOxu_H4I


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMhUt5Y7fNc

[Sgt. Dick]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ix9wpslKwBE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX20kcp7j5c

[|iR|Focalor]

rick astley

I was actually IN your Hell the other week. Was sitting in a Waffle House and this annoying 9 or 10 year old girl sitting right behind me kept playing the rickroll song over and over and over on the god damn juke box. And the while it was playing, she had a phone or a tablet or some shit and was watching videos on that with the volume at full blast, and the damn video had some kid screeching in it so loud that I thought my ears were gonna bleed.

I've chilled a good bit since I've gotten closer to 40, but to endure that kinda thing day in and day out non stop... how do you people with kids find the strength to NOT snap and kill them?

[Sgt. Dick]

Don't loose all your patience, you will need some of it again when grandkids arrive