Extraterrestrial Intelligence

[Sgt. Dick]

Matter is made up solids, liquids, and gases. Not solid gases and gassy liquids. Unless you eat bad tacos, then you'll have a combination of all 3 coming out of your asshole.

This is very effective way of cleaning out the GI tract.  It works consistently as well 

You can get the same results orally by repeating Tubby's words.

[Mammal]

If you were truly a "thinker" then you wouldn't believe in god 

Besides, did you know that astronomers consider everything apart from hydrogen and helium to be a metal? No? Well there you go.

Sometimes it's all just semantics.